My jaw was hanging wide open in disbelief as I set the phone down. "Oh my." I thought to myself. "I've got to share this with someone. My mind was racing through an internal address book trying to figure out who would be the safest person to share the juiciest gossip I had ever heard from the actual horse's mouth in my life.
"Jessica!" I blurted out, as if there was someone there to hear my revelation. Jessica Driver is a good friend that is pretty down to earth and sexually liberated enough to appreciate this story. She had only met my friend Susan Peterson one time, so the story Susan just confessed to me wouldn't be of real interest to the circle of friends Jessica ran with. There you have it. My safe friend to share something that is none of either of our business with would be Jessica. I barely rationalized it all before my fingers instinctively dialed Jessica and I heard ringing. "C'mon, answer." I urged, again as though anyone could hear me.
"Hello." Jessica answered cheerfully.
"Jessica, this is Julie." I said, trying to slow down and sound somewhat normal on the telephone. "Please tell me you have nothing going on and you are in the mood to hear one of the craziest totally true stories about one of my friends that you will ever hear.
Jessica chuckled a little. "Okay. I am totally bored with work and I really need to feed off of someone else's life for a while, so hit me." She replied, clearly curious as to what gossip I could be so excited about.
"Great!" I told her. "This is going to be worth your while. I'm not going to change the names to protect the innocent, or in this case; the guilty, because I know you won't tell anyone. "Shit, where do I start? This is totally fucking crazy." I began to search my mind for the point that would be the best starting point.
Jessica was already getting excited. "Tell me everything." She encouraged. "It sounds good already."
"Okay." I told her. "Remember last forth of July when I brought my friend Susan and her friend Brad over to your barbeque for a few minutes?" I asked, setting the stage so Jessica would be able to immediately put a face and a name together.
Jessica paused, searching back to try and remember. "Oh yeah, she's kind of a short, sweet, and cute blonde and he is a stocky dark haired guy who sort of comes across arrogant and pompous? That Susan and Brad?" She asked with a bit of sarcasm in her voice.
"Whoa." I answered. "You do have a good memory." I laughed. "And a pretty good read on people too, good job." I told her, admiring her honesty and her ability to remember two people out of many from one meeting several months before. "That is definitely the right couple." I chuckled. "Well, here goes. Susan called me about three weeks ago bitching about her man Brad leaving her high and dry all the time. So, apparently this guy refuses to go down on her and makes no effort to see if she is satisfied sexually at all. He's just like; wham, bam, and doesn't even say thank you Ma'am. But Susan is a horny slut all the time, like us and she gives it up to him almost daily, sometimes more than once a day, right? Well, she has been complaining about the same thing for several weeks and has been struggling with how to say what needs to be said to Brad." I explained.
"This doesn't surprise me." Jessica chuckled. "He seemed like such an ass."
"Oh it's just starting to get good." I told her. "So anyway, two Friday's ago before Brad had to leave for work, Susan is on her back letting him do his thing and she says it is feeling pretty good, but she knows it won't last long enough to get her there, right? Well, she looks up and sees Brad's roommate John standing in the doorway rubbing this big bulge through his pants and watching them fuck. Susan started to freak out, but she said for some reason it made her get really wet, so she just kind of went with it." I paused to hear Jessica's reaction so far.
"Wow." Jessica said in shock. "Did she tell Brad about it?" She asked.
"Oh my Jessica, you aren't going to believe it, it just gets so much crazier than that." I told her. "Anyway, Brad does his usual and blows his load inside Susan right quick, then gets up, leaving Susan high and dry just like she's been bitching about for like forever, right? He doesn't even shower, just gets dressed and leaves for work, telling her he's running late. So Susan is still in bed and she sees John peeking around the corner watching her. She pretends not to notice he's there and starts getting herself off and at the same time putting on a live porn show for Brad's horny roommate. She told me all of Brad's cum is totally running out of her and she's an awful mess, rubbing his sticky cream all over her pussy and fingering herself, I mean really getting into it when she looks this John guy directly in the eye. So they're staring at each other, it's got to be more than a little awkward, she's masturbating in bed, and he's standing in the door beating off and neither of them has spoken a word to each other. Susan's just about to explode when her buzz kill boyfriend comes back in the house and damn near catches the entire thing. He realized he forgot his wallet, grabs it and leaves. I guess that whole deal must have totally spooked John, because Susan said he just left right after Brad without saying a word or even making an appearance again. Can you believe this shit?" I asked.
Jessica was getting into it, "so what happened next, did she tell Brad?" She asked, not wanting to talk about it before hearing all the details.
"Susan was kind of wondering now what kind of roommate Brad is living with since they don't really know each other and just split rent. So, she gets herself off real quick because she has been on the edge for so long and then gets dressed and goes snooping in John's room. She looked around without really knowing what she's looking for and then she ends up getting onto his computer and finds a couple of pictures of she and Brad getting it on that she didn't even know he had taken. It pissed her off and kind of freaked her out, so she starts looking more on his computer and finds all kinds of stories about this sexual fetish he apparently has with sloppy seconds. Do you know what that is?" I asked, because I didn't until Susan told me.
"Umm, pretty much I think." Jessica answered.
"Yeah, anyway, it is when a guy blows his load in your pussy and then another guy fucks you without you cleaning up first. Some dudes dig it and John is apparently one of the ones that does."
"Gross." Jessica said, although her mind was secretly beginning to wander to thoughts of what that sensation may be like. "Keep going." She pushed.