It is a short ride home from the bar we just left but it doesn't stop my still naked wife from giving me a nice blowjob as I drive. We pull into the driveway of our house and my wife jumps out of the car and says, "Follow me, I have another surprise for you."
She cuts across the lawn of our neighbor's house and goes in the front door with me in hot pursuit. With all the excitement from earlier in the bar, I forgot my neighbor was hosting his weekly poker night. I attend the game weekly along with 5 other guys who play each week. I've tried to get my wife to play but she finds cards "boring." I enter the house to find my naked wife standing next to the poker table as the 5 guys are counting their chips.
My smiles at me as I walk in and says, "I found a way to make poker fun for me. The guys have agreed to start playing by my new rules." And as she says this all 5 guys look at me and nod their heads with big grins on their faces.
My wife continues, "When I come over, play stops and everyone counts their chips. The smallest stack has to do whatever I say. Do you think you can play by these rules?"
"Sounds good to me" I tell her. "What difference does it make to me since I wasn't playing poker tonight." I think to myself. I get to watch to see what she has in mind by her new rules.
"Good," my wife says and tells me to have a seat near the poker table. She turns to the 5 guys and tells them to strip naked. She announces that the smallest stack will start the evening by giving everyone a blowjob. All cocks must be limp at the start and the blow jobs will stop when all cocks are hard. If your cock is hard before the blowjob you must leave the room until your cock is limp. She then tells the now 5 naked guys to line up from left to right from largest stack to smallest stack. Rick is first, Stan is second, Tim is third, Vince is fourth and Carl is last. Feeling at bit cocky, I blurt out, "Looks like Carl will be the cocksucker tonight."
My wife turns to me and says, "You like the new rules so far?"
"Yeah, this should be good," I reply.
"Glad you like it. And by the way, how many chips do you have?" she asks sheepishly.