My girlfriend Stephanie and I had made plans to go along with her parents to spend the Christmas holiday at her aunt and uncle's house. It would be a drive of several hours and I was cautioned to be ready to leave on time and while I had complied, the appointed hour for our departure had come and gone without any word from them. Eventually Stephanie called to say that she and her parents were running a bit behind. But after another dragging hour of idleness, they still hadn't shown. Knowing punctuality was a guiding principle in her dad's life, I was certain that Mr. Nick would not be in a good mood when they did finally get to my place.
On the other hand, despite the wait I was in a great mood. If timing in life is everything I sensed things had reached the right point to do what I wanted to do concerning my relationship with Stephanie. All the stars, planets and whatever else needs to align for our good fortune to come about seemed to be in the correct places.
For example, after a year and a half of frostiness, her parents had actually invited me to spend the biggest of holidays with them and their extended family. Stephanie's aunt, uncle and cousins would all be there and even one set of grandparents had flown in from Greece just for the occasion. As far as good omens go, I don't think I could have asked for better.
Still more fretful minutes passed but eventually Stephanie called to say that they were out in the parking lot waiting for me. Zipping up my jacket, I grabbed my suitcase then locked my apartment door behind me and headed down to meet them. The day was cold and grey to the point that I wouldn't have been surprised to see that the snow that had been forecast for later on begin to fall at any moment. With a grunted acknowledgement of my presence, Mr. Nick cheerlessly took my suitcase and opened the back of their silver SUV and started rearranging baggage to accommodate mine.
Opening the door I got in behind the driver's seat, smiled at Stephanie and greeted Athena, her mother, who was sitting in the passenger seat up front, as pleasantly as I could. Her mom returned my hello and then decided she had best supervise Nick's rearrangement of the luggage. With a pained expression at hearing his increasing grumblings, she unbuckled her shoulder harness and got out.
"How do I look?" I quickly asked Stephanie. "Am I presentable?"
"You look very nice," she answered with a tone of near surprise after giving me a quick head to toe appraisal.
We hadn't seen much of each other outside of work the past couple of weeks. First I was sick with a lingering cold and then she'd been on her period but as we'd discussed the night before on the phone, we were both feeling fine now and anxious to be together again in more ways than just close proximity. Intimacy seemed a long shot with a houseful of people though and there was no way her family was going to let Stephanie and me share a room.
She leaned over and kissed me briefly yet sweetly and as I was savoring the momentary bliss of her soft lips pressed to mine, I was hit with an unfamiliar and alluring scent.
"God, you smell fantastic," I exclaimed, leaning back from her after drawing in a deep jasmine and sage imbued breath. "Is that a new perfume you're wearing?"
"Do you like it? I got it at the mall last night," she explained enthusiastically, then with a slightly guilty expression added in a whisper, "it was expensive."
"Like it? I love it," I confessed as Stephanie, her dark eyes glittering with satisfaction that her talent for making herself irresistible to me had been reaffirmed, sat back and smiled.
After adjusting and locking my own shoulder harness into place, I settled back eager for the ride to be under way. My plans were coming together perfectly and I felt confident that this weekend was going to turn out to be a great one. Maybe the greatest of my life up to that point.
"You'll like Uncle Jimmy and Aunt Sofia," Stephanie remarked casually over the grating sound of her mother loudly informing her father that there were fragile items in some of the bags he was rearranging. "They're nothing like mom and dad, they're actually very sweet."
"But will they like me?"
"What's not to like?"
"Why don't you ask your parents? I'm sure they'd be happy to discuss it at length with you."
Stephanie tilted her head back, laughing heartily as she tucked serene ebony waves of shoulder length tresses behind her ears.
"Trust me, they have several times but that is entirely beside the point. My aunt and uncle will like you and little Christos and Petrea will love you."
"Christos and Petrea...?"
"My nephew and niece, I'm sure I've told you about them. They're both absolute dolls. He's six and she's four. I can't wait to watch them open their presents."
"Oh yeah, I remember now."
Actually I'd remembered all along, it's just that I always got a kick out of watching Stephanie's dusky eyes shine while a joyful smile illuminates the subtle olive tones of her face whenever she talked about them.
"And my grandparents are wonderful too. They've been married forever," she sighed contentedly. "I'm so excited."
"Well I hope I make a good impression but honestly I'm still kind of shocked that your parents even invited me to go along."
Stephanie stifled a quick giggle.
"In the first place, you will make a good impression because you are a good person," she pointed out with a reassuring expression to accompany the enthusiastic pat of my knee. "Secondly, my parents didn't invite you, I did."
"What? I thought you said --."
"No, what I said was, that my parents said that we were going to my aunt and uncle's for Christmas," she clarified, "and then I told them that you were going to come or I wasn't going."
Having taken an invitation which I thought Stephanie had only relayed to me as proof positive that her parents had finally gotten over their long simmering animosity toward me about what she and I had done in and to their house while they were in Greece a couple of summers back, I was now stunned to learn the truth. Not only had they not invited me, Stephanie had blackmailed them into letting me go.
She had been as guilty as me and maybe more so, but it was me who bore the brunt of their ire. For nearly two years I've felt that whenever they looked at me all they saw was an indelible trail of peanut butter, jelly and whipped cream meandering through their house and ending in a sordid mess in the sanctity of their bed.
"Great, Stephanie, that's just great."
"Oh, stop, they've accepted it and Aunt Sofia and Uncle Jimmy really want to meet you."
"They've accepted it..." I muttered, as my good mood turned to annoyance at Stephanie's continuous manipulations of everyone around her.
When her parents had returned from their vacation that summer and found a broken lamp, picture frame and inexplicable stains then realized I'd been an active participant in the defilement of their home, Nick had fired me from my job at the donut shop. Then Stephanie called to tell me that her dad had changed uncharacteristically changed his mind and wanted me to come back to work. In reality, she had threatened to move in with me and get pregnant unless he rehired me.
Maybe I should take comfort in knowing I'm not the only one she can manipulate. Nick took me back all right but both he and Athena had maintained an icy demeanor toward me. Not that I could blame them, I would probably have been just as pissed at me in their position but while taking it all without complaint, I have to admit at times it glazed me like a donut that Stephanie seemingly faced no consequences.