Setting
Rural Canada, it often reaches well below zero during winter. There are lots of local mountain ranges which are popular for hiking in summer and skiing in winter. This story is set six months after the official release of Cophil into the general community. People have been somewhat reluctant to start using it, but many studies are being done, and it is used in some government facilities like prisons and sewerage cleaning.
Characters
Jimmy Brims: 27 (M) He works in data entry and administration at the local county high school in a predominantly female office. He has been with his conservative leaning partner Lyana for 5 years, and they are trying to save for a house. Both him and Lyana have been struggling due to Lyana being unemployed.
Lyana Smith: 29 (F) Petite woman with shoulder length brown hair, a small nose and blue eyes. She wanted to be an artist when she was growing up. However, once graduating university with a degree in classical art, she has struggled to find work. As the world becomes more chaotic, and food shortages are worsening, the appetite for art has diminished, and she has been unable to find work. Instead, she tries to clean the house, and helps with volunteering at a local old person's facility.
Principle Jane Symons: 27 (F) Red head with a fiery temper. She rose through the ranks quickly in the education department. Her father runs the local BDSM themed brothel, and she grew up around dominatrix's, so she takes no body's bullshit. She is new to being a principle, and her upbringing has been kept a complete secret, however she loves having power over her staff, particularly the men.
Linda -- A petite blonde cutie from England who sits next to Jimmy in the office. She has a penchant for farting and teasing him, and she thinks he might enjoy it. She has A cup breasts, and barely reaches Jimmys shoulders, but makes up for her stature with her infectious laugh, and sometimes, her farts.
Story:
Twenty thirty had been a particularly rough year financially for myself and my beautiful partner Lyana. Both of our Tesla's had broken down and rent was sky rocketing across our small city. The government had tried to put a memorandum on rent rises in place, but that didn't stop the numerous small-time landlords running their slum houses. Compounding issues was the cost of food, which was rising almost daily. The shortage of nitrogen for fertiliser, and the fact that we had bombed several fertile countries to shit was mostly to blame. The world needed a chance to rest, to grow and recover... Little did we know that was right around the corner.
When my job at the local school offered a ten percent Pay increase if anyone was willing to trial a new' wonder drug' called Cophil, and keep a documented diary of how it affected their work a productivity, I jumped at the chance to earn some extra cash. I had heard a bit about Cophil, as it had been advertised on the local news, and in some new health stores in town, so this sounded like an easy decision. I pondered calling Lyana first before contacting principle Symonns, but decided it was my body, my choice, and ultimately, I was doing this for our relationship.
Of course, I hadn't ever tried eating poop before, and I would have to tell Lyana, but I hoped she would understand. She was quite old school, but the world, and society was changing, and we were becoming more liberal. Maybe once she acclimatised, she would feed me some of hers?
Once I had sent through my application of interest, Principle Symonns called me into her office.
"Is this a legitimate offer of interest?"
She asked me,
"How long have you been interested in eating women's shit, Jimmy?"
She looked me up and down, her read hair glinting, her eyes seemed to seer in to my soul.
