Well, having one of your usual Saturday afternoon writer's blocks, I see... to divert your attention and pass the time, I offer you a playful suggestion...be my submissive. You have alluded to some interest in S&M in the past, but we have never forayed that direction. Heh...you have forgotten how cunning and playfully-evil I can be, particularly in light of boredom. Boredom breeds mischief.
To start, I order you to bring in a chair from the kitchen. While you're doing that, I put on a little black slip and some naughty, skimpy panties. After you bring in the chair, I order you to take off your clothes, and because I'm such a good sport I turn up the thermostat for you...ain't that generous of me? I then direct you to sit while I rummage through the dresser drawers for my fur lined restraints. I proceed to place each of your hands by your side, cuffing each to the back braces of the chair. I start to caress your legs, looking you in the eyes while I shackle each of your ankles. I rise to kiss you but, you're already meeting me with defiance, and you turn away. I grab your face and turn it my direction "Bad Boy."
"OK then, fine."