It all started in my dorm room with my missing thong. . .
You know how weird things tend to happen in college? How one day you are walking to class and a drunk student runs through the campus in a banana costume or worse butt-naked! All those stories you see from all the college life snaps that you never thought could happen to you! I never thought I would have my own story to tell, but I do and it involves a college jock. A friend I never thought would do such a thing to me...
My alarm went off and it continued to scream. It was 8 am and I did not have class until 2pm. I had laundry and homework to do. I rolled over in my bed and grabbed my iPhone from under my pillow. Blinking my eyes, it read 8:01am under the covers. I hit snooze and rolled back over. My blanket covering one of my legs and leaving the other uncovered. Erica saw it as an opportunity to wake me up by slapping my exposed ass.
"Ouch! What the fuck!" I yelled in agony as I threw my blanket at Erica.
My booty was muscular and firm from all my years playing soccer, but that did not stop the sting from traveling from my ass to the rest of my body. "Now I have your hand print on my ass! Erica was our goal keeper and ending up on the wrong side of her palm was never ideal.
Erica became my alarm clock on the days where I stayed up late. Last night was no exception, we had Chris, Megan and Dan over to watch a new series on Netflix. We devoured episodes from two different shows and stayed up until 2 am.
I rolled to the side of the bed to get up and felt a wedge. A new panty can give you the worst wedgie ever! I leaned to the right and pulled the lace out of my bum and stretched my arms into the sky letting out a long yawn. I wanted to stay in my bed, but laundry had to be done.
I jumped off my bed and grabbed the sweatpants off the pile of clothes on the back of my chair. Comfy and productive was my goal today. That all changed when I grabbed my laundry and detergent from under my bed. I headed towards the common area of the suite we shared with our other two roommates. We had an ikea couch and an older TV my parents gifted us at the beginning of the semester.
I saw a glimpse of my jeans on the floor in the bathroom and remembered I left my clothes in there last night before we all watched those shows. I dropped the detergent in my basket and grabbed my jeans by the pant leg. I grabbed the other leg and to my surprise and my new rainbow lace thong was not there. Usually, I just drop my jeans and underwear in one swoop. Maybe I kicked them off into a corner or behind the toilet. I checked behind the door of the bathroom and behind the toilet. Nothing there except soap, toilet paper and cleaning sprays.
"What the hell! Where is my new panty?"
I closed the door to find my blouse hanging on the hook on the back of the door right where I left it. I lift it up and no panty hiding there either. I reached over to open the shower curtain and to my surprise it is nothing but shampoos, conditioner, and hair brushes. Jeans and blouse in hand I walk out of the bathroom with a stunned feeling.
"Did someone steal my panty!"
I walked back into my room and looked on my bed and on my floor for it. Nothing was found and this was starting to drive me crazy! I hate losing things and I will not stop until it is found.
"I think someone stole my new thong!" I said loudly hoping it would magically reappear.
They were brand new and I only got to wear them once. I have a weird feeling that someone stole them and I was going to figure out who!
I opened Erica's top draw and rifled through her panties. Tossing her underwear, bras and socks all over! She was never organized with her unmentionables and noticing things out of place is not her strongest resume building skill to date. I only found a few cartoon undies that are actually cute, but no rainbow lace panty of mine! Erica had close to fifty pairs, but none of them were mine. I am relieved my best friend wasn't secretly wearing my used thong.
"What else could have happened to them?"
I seriously began to wonder where they could have gone in such a short time. I would have never noticed if I did not buy them only two days ago.
"Maybe one of the guys took it?"
I couldn't believe that was one of my thoughts, but I guess it was possible. A friend from home did tell me once how she caught her younger brother's friend peeking through her panty draw one day. College guys are really horny, but not Chris or Dan! Chris was into Erica, he wouldn't want my unmentionables and Dan had a girlfriend of two years!
Erica would freak out and so would I if it was Chris! It made no sense and I tried to reel in my active imagination as I stuffed Erica's panties back into her top drawer. I was wasting time, I had to do my laundry with or without my newly purchased thong. Not happy, but I have things to do.
I grabbed my basket and went to open the door to the hallway when it occurred to me. Dan left when we were looking for the next show to watch! Oh my god! He was the only one to go into the bathroom! He had to have taken them!
I used the bathroom before the boys came down to watch the show and when I left the it they knocked on the door. Dan and Chris both sat right on the couch. Erica used the bathroom this morning, but she never showed any signs of being a lesbian panty thief!
My intuition was telling me that it must have been Dan! Would he really do that? Was he into me or just into girl's underpants? What's the point of taking a girl's dirty panty? All these questions were racing through my mind as my anger began to grow at the possibility that it was him.
Do I go to his room right now and bang on his door, demanding him to return my panty with the unicorn on the front and the rainbow lace in the back! All his neighbors would love to hear that this early in the morning! I pull my iPhone out of my sweats and look at my phone. Instagram likes, snaps from Erica in class and a text message from Dan! BINGO!
Holy shit! I totally forgot I told him I would give him the homework due for tonight's class! He wanted to pick up the homework and complete it now since he just finished his early morning workout. Hmm, how can I get the truth out of him? I could confront him about it, but he would only probably deny it. I know what to do! It's better yet catch him in the act of stealing more of my underwear!
He forgot to ask for the homework last night, I guess he was too busy stealing my panties to remember! I had to act natural in my text messages. He was asking to come down to my room to get it now! It was the perfect chance to let him come here to see if he took anymore of my underwear!
I wanted to set him up. Catch him in the act of being a panty thief. My panty thief!
I'm going to leave him some bait and see if he takes it.
"I'm not in my room, but it is unlocked and the HW is on my desk!" - Michelle
"Awesome! You're the best!" - Dan
All of that was true except I would be hiding in my closet waiting to see if he took any more panties. I had to leave him bait! I walked over to my dresser and opened the top drawer where I kept my unmentionables. Pull a few panties up and a bra then shut the draw on them. Everything was hanging out nicely and would definitely catch his attention if he was interested in being a little pervert again!