I was speaking at a conference that was being held in Orlando in late March last year. I would be presenting at one of the more popular sessions and it was expected that there could be as many as 1,000 attendees. Given the importance of the event I asked Kaye our corporate contract PR person to travel with me as she would be able to help fine tune my messaging given the meetings and discussions we would have in advance of my presentation.
Although young at 27 she was not only very talented in her field but also knew the industry and many of the movers and shakers. She would be a huge help to me and would ensure I would deliver the type of presentation with the impact I desired.
We had worked closely together for the past couple months and our relationship had always been nothing but professional.
.... Arriving in Orlando, we checked into the hotel just before noon and headed to the pool bar for lunch. It was a beautiful day with a light breeze and just warm enough that a little shade was welcomed as we enjoyed our lunch. Although there were some families enjoying the pool most were business people in town for the conference. We had chosen to stay at the conference hotel as it seemed easier than taking the shuttle each day.
It always cracks me up to see business people in their "business casual" attire trying to "hang at the pool". Laptop, smartphones and newspaper tossed aside within moments of noticing the sunshine, warm air, splashing water and of course the pool bar. Thinking ... no one knows me here and leaning back in the lounge chair eyes closed and drifting off to sleep. Only to wake moments later checking for new email panicked that somehow the boss can see them.
Kaye on the other hand was always working and always on her game. Doing everything possible to make me look good despite my best efforts to mess up. She was relentless as well, do this, don't do that, pause here, add more feeling here, and on and on. Although she made me shine there were times when I felt like smacking her aside the head.
We blew most of the afternoon at the pool bar and upon standing up realizing we may have also enjoyed one too many frozen drinks.
Wow ... the walk back to our hotel rooms feeling much longer than it was when we walked down several hours earlier.
We had planned to meet at the hotel restaurant at 7 pm for dinner and I headed to my room for a quick shower and to sober up a bit.
It was about 7:15pm when I heard the phone ringing... SHIT... I cannot believe I fell asleep!!!
It was Kaye in the restaurant as planned wondering where I was.
Apologizing profusely I told her I'll be down in five minutes, she suggested however that she bring a pizza up to the room. That way we could eat and run through the presentation one more time.
AHHGGG!!! I'm thinking ... no more F'in practice runs!!! She was driving me crazy!!
... losing the argument as expected Kaye arrives at my door, pizza in hand 20 minutes later. And yes ... I'm doing another practice run just as instructed. What is it with PR people anyway, always pushing for more and more. Grrrrrrrr
I had been pounding the waters since leaving the pool trying to rehydrate after our afternoon. Add to this the beer that Kaye had brought from the hotel bar and I found myself needing to pee ... again.
I had thought her comment the first time I went to the bathroom ... "let me know if I can help" with a laugh and smile a bit odd but just blew it off as the alcohol talking.
This trip however took an entirely different turn.
I had just pulled my cock out and was ready to start draining my overly full bladder when I heard the door open. I could see Kaye in the reflection of the mirror standing in the doorway with a very interesting smile on her face.
I'm like ... get out of here ... what the fuck do you think your doing coming in here ... I'm half serous and half laughing as I'm sure she must be drunk!!
She however is not moving. Just standing there looking at me without saying a word.
