Clear Your Mind

Session 1

Dr. Braid: "Let me start this session, Mr. Jenkins. Tell me a little about what brought you here."

Walter: "Are you recording this?"

Dr. Braid: "Yes. It's a standard procedure which you agreed to once you signed the papers with the receptionist. Don't worry, we won't show it to the company. All they will get is my personal perspective of your aptitude for the job."

Walter: "If you say so... Answering you, doctor, it's part of the selective process, right? To be honest I was a bit creeped out at first, considering how far from the town's center this place is, but well, if it's what they ask... And seeing a cute face like yours makes the experience much more pleasurable."

Dr. Braid: "Please, call me Janet, Mr. Jenkins. And yes, we are far from the city's center, but we offer a certain treatment and apply a very particular set of methods that you won't find in any other clinic. The company has its reasons for choosing us. If you don't mind me asking, I was told you have some problems keeping a job, right? That's uncommon for a man at your age."

Walter: "You did your research, right cutie? My strong personality scares most recruiters. I was about to open my own company when I heard about this opportunity. He only told me the payment, but the dude delivering those flyers said I would fit perfectly for the position. Anyway, enough of the blah blah blah, what's this treatment you talk about? You know, we could just have some private fun instead of wasting our time with pseudo-science. No one would know."

Dr. Braid: "Indeed, Mr. Jenkins, you are the kind of person that that company appreciates the most. But I'm afraid we can't skip the usual methodology here. As of your question, we are about to work through hypnotic therapy. I use a certain arrangement of tone and sounds to give the best results possible."

[Walter laughs for some seconds]

Walter: "Sorry, but I'm not exactly stupid. You may fool other people, doc, but I'm smart enough to know that hypnosis is just pseudo-scientific bullshit."

Dr. Braid: "Your beliefs, Mr. Jenkins, won't be taken in consideration during the selective process. So I highly suggest that you make an effort and let me do my job."

Walter: "Alright, alright, someone must be 'in one of those days'. How do we start off?"

[Sounds of dripping water]

Dr. Braid: "Focus your thoughts on the sounds water creates... Breath deeply..."

[Sounds of Walter trying to hold his laughter]

Dr. Braid: "And now... Drei, zwei, eins!"

[Static buzzing]

Session 2

[Door opening]

Walter: "Good morning doc."

Dr. Braid: "Hello, Mr. Jenkins. You are looking... Interesting today."

Walter: "Are you flirting with me, doc?"

Dr. Braid: "An incorrect assumption, Mr. Jenkins. It's just, well, I'm a bit curious as to why you let go of the tuxedo for such a thigh tank top."

Walter: "What are you talking about? These are the exact same clothes from last session."

Dr. Braid: "Oh, I must be seeing things then. But I'm sure your arms weren't that shaved last time we spoke. I'm glad to see you're taking care of your appearance."

Walter: "What? You must be mistaking me with someone else, I'm looking exactly the same. Seriously, if you're that horny to be flirting with me like this, get on your knees and so I can help you."

[Walter laughing at his own attempt of a joke]

Dr. Braid: "As expected, we still have a lot of road in front of us. Shall we start? Drei, zwei, eins!"

[Sounds of dripping water and static buzzing]

Session 4

Dr. Braid: "Welcome, Mr. Jenkins."

Walter: "Hi Janet!"

Dr. Braid: "Make yourself comfortable. You are looking notably happy today."

Walter: "Oh yeah? I dunno, guess it has been a nice week and stuff. How much more of these sessions do we still have left until I can, like, meet the company?"

Dr. Braid: "Don't worry about that, Mr. Jenkins. It's all already planned out. If I may ask, did you bleach your hair?"

Walter: "What, this? Come on, I already mentioned I love blonde hair. It looks super cute with a brown beard."

Dr. Braid: "Oh, you did mention several times you love blonde women. But I feel a little confused... Which brown beard are you referring to? I don't see a single hair on your chin."

Walter: "For a therapist you don't pay enough attention to details. I've always lasered my beard."

Dr. Braid: "Oh yes, silly me... Guess we did talk something about it last session. Anyway, why don't you just lay back and relax so we can start? Drei, zwei..."

[Sounds of dripping water and static buzzing]

Session 7

Walter: "Good morning, Jaanet!"

Dr. Braid: "Welcome, Mr. Jenkins. Oh, that's a nice skirt you are wearing."

Walter: "I dunno what you are talking about."

Dr. Braid: "Well, I don't remember ever seeing you with such an outfit."

Walter: "Oh, this? I couldn't help it, my clothes weren't fitting for some reason. And, like, I would look so stupid walking with baggy clothes... So I just bought new ones! But come on, it's not that different from my old ones, silly. You and your bad memory!"

[Walter giggling]

Dr. Braid: "Well, you may be right about my memory. Just, please, close your legs a little bit... I can see your underwear from here."

Walter: "Don't you like what you are seeing, cutie?"

[Dr. Braid sighing]

Dr. Braid: "A lot of work to do... Alright, close your eyes."

[Sounds of dripping water and static buzzing]

Session 10

[Door slamming]

Walter: "THAT'S TOTALLY UNBELIEVABLE!"

Dr. Braid: "I would deeply appreciate it if you didn't storm into my office like that. May I know what happened?"

Walter: "The guy at the parking lot flirted with me. He, like, slapped my ass! When I told him to stop and said I was a dude, he just laughed, like a total moron. As if he didn't know me! He is lucky I found a way to set him off without, like, kicking his ass and stuff."

Dr. Braid: "It's understandable, Mr. Jenkins. Your voice has changed over the course of the last weeks. And well, you don't usually exactly try to hide your gluteus, but, oh my, did it grow since our last session."

Walter: "What are ya saying, Janet? My ass is exactly the same as it has always been."

Dr. Braid [whispering]: "Fat and wobbly?"

Walter: "What did ya say?"

Dr. Braid: "Nothing you should worry about. By the way, Mr. Jenkins, there's something dripping from your mouth."

Walter: "What?"

[Sounds of dripping water and static buzzing]

Session 18

Walter: "Heyy, Janet~! How are ya doing?"

Dr. Braid: "Welcome, Mr. Jenkins. Looking radiant as always."

Walter: "Thank ya. But girl, ya won't believe it! When I got out of my car, a guy whistled to me from the other side of the street. Like, what the heck?"

Dr. Braid: "Did this upset you?"

Walter: "Like, of course! Why would he do that?"

Dr. Braid: "Maybe you should start wearing a bra. You know, your chest has been getting pretty swollen recently."

Walter: "What are ya talking about? Why would I wear a bra and stuff, silly?"

Dr. Braid: "Well, in any case, what did you do when met with this unfortunate event? Did you flirt with him in response?"

Walter: "Duh, yeah?! Like, what else would I do?"

Dr. Braid: "Great. If you want to stop being the center of attention, an option would be to start wearing more clothes."

Walter: "More than I already am? Honey, Imma wearing so much clothes I could melt right now!"

Dr. Braid: "Interesting. Finding even denim shorts too much?"

Walter: "Like, what's wrong with ya? Am I here for the job or for ya to comment on my wardrobe and stuff?"

Dr. Braid: "You do have a point. Just before we begin, I should point out Mr. Jenkins: I believe you forgot to put on your underwear."

Walter: "What?"

[Sounds of dripping water and static buzzing]

Session 28

Wendy: "Good morning, mistress!"

Dr. Braid: "Good morning, Wen- Oh my, I see the surgery was a... Big success."

Wendy: "What do ya mean?"

Dr. Braid: "Well, they are definitely much bigger, don't you think? Your breasts, I mean?"

Wendy: "O-M-G are ya seriously talking about tits during our appointment? Gosh mistress, ya're a true pervert."

Dr. Braid: "And I see you didn't waste any time. That tan looks just great on you. In fact, I'm proud to say your development has been amazing. I believe you are ready to start your work."

Wendy: "Oh my Gosh, ya gotta be kidding me!"

[Wendy squealing in joy]

Dr. Braid: "And I believe you have been practicing to your new position as we discussed, right?"

Wendy: "As if I had to, silly. Like, I already know how to suck a cock, ya know? I can totally make anyone cum with my tongue. Ya know, normal office stuff, ain't I right?"

Dr. Braid: "Wendy, is that a piercing on your tongue?"

Wendy: "Huh, this? Yeah, of course! Like, how would I work without it, ya know? Everyone in a normal office has those. And they are not the only ones, look at this."

[Dr. Braid laughing]

Dr. Braid: "Oh my, you pierced your nipples! And I didn't even have to command you to do so. We- I mean, I, did a wonderful job."

Wendy: "Command me? Mistress, what are ya saying? Like, that's completely non-sense, silly."

Dr. Braid: "Wendy, get on your knees."

Wendy: "Okay!"

Dr. Braid: "Now, put that mouth and monster tits in a good use, okay? Let us run a drive test here. Hiring you was a great decision. You came out just perfect. We- I mean, I, am certainly going to make some money out of our work together. Anyway, welcome to your new job!"

[End of recording]