I've had some interesting occupational adventures at various jobs I've held in my lifetime, but so far nothing has topped the little episode that I am about to relate.
It happened a couple of summers ago. I was just twenty, and I was still at art school. I was working in some crappy little ice cream shop to put myself through college, and needless to say I hated it. All day I contended with crying kids, smarmy teenagers and exhausted parents. By the end of every shift, my wrists were so stiff from scooping out ice cream for hours that I could hardly feel them. I used to go home and put them straight into a bowl of hot water and soak them in front of the evening news. The lady who ran it was okay, but she seemed a bit freaked out by my lip and tongue piercings. She used to click her tongue and say, "I just don't get it. Why would anyone want to do that to their face?" I could have said "Because it makes oral sex amazing!" But somehow I don't think that would have gone down real well...
Usually hot weather is good for business, but that particular Sunday it was stupid hot. I am talking off-the-thermometer kind of weather. It was so hot that when I got to my car later that day some mix tapes I had on the backseat had actually melted. I kid you not. The point I am making is, it was so freaking shit-crazy-assed hot that people were staying put. No one in town was stupid enough to leave the air-conditioned comfort of their own houses and risk heat stroke. Business was dead and I was dead bored. There are only so many times I could sweep the floors and scrub the milkshake machine before I began to feel like my actions were kind of redundant. What I'm trying to say is, conditions were just crying out for some misbehavin'.
I like to think I'm usually a fairly good employee. I'm an honest person. I'm polite, I don't lie or steal and I'm a hard worker. On that day, however, I had just had enough. I needed some sort of relief from the absolute monotony of it all. I was sick of standing in the middle of the room counting the flies that had come into the shop for refuge from the heat. I was busy flipping through the pages of one of those glossy gay mags when I decided it wouldn't hurt if I closed up shop for just a few minutes and had a little "me time". You know what I'm talking about. I don't have to spell it out for you, do I?
Looking both ways to make sure there was absolutely no one in sight, I flipped the "OPEN" sign backwards and locked the glass door. I don't usually do this kind of thing, and it was exciting being so bad. I have to admit that it was a bit of a turn on, knowing how much trouble I would be in if I got caught by the boss.
A peculiar thing I remember about that shop was that there was a big glass mirror on the wall behind the counter, which I guess the owner had installed because she thought that it gave the illusion of more space. Whatever. It was a pain in the ass to get clean and all of the staff hated it. Even the cupboards behind the counter going down to the floor were covered in mirror glass, so that if you leaned forward too far when you were scooping up ice cream customers could look up your skirt. Did I mention our uniforms? The girls all had to wear these short tight white dresses. I could have sworn the boss had some sort of obsession with nurses.
Okay, so I finally had ten minutes to myself. The first thing I did was hide behind the counter so people on the street couldn't see what I was doing. I was fairly worked up from the boy I had been staring at in the gay mag. I have a total fetish for boys in glasses, and here he was wearing nothing but tight black briefs and a pair of horn-rimmed spectacles. His lips were like bite-sized chunks of watermelon. He was tastier than a double scoop of mint chocolate chip with a cherry on top. I spread out the page with the photo in front of me and splayed my legs to either side.
I couldn't believe how wet I was when my fingers wandered down inside my panties. I had soaked completely through my cotton undies. I could actually smell myself getting excited. It didn't take very many strokes of my clit before I started to moan. I could see myself in the mirrored cupboard and that turned me on even more. I undid a couple of buttons of my uniform and slipped one of my hands into my bra to play with one of my nipple rings. A few twinges of that thing and I'm practically out of control.
I was really beginning to enjoy myself when I had a kinky idea. You see, I've always been a fan of maraschino cherries. Being that the opportunity was there, I thought that I might as well incorporate one of my favourite foods with one of my favourite extra-curricular activities. Quickly peeking over the top of the counter, I grabbed a small handful of the little red candy fruit and popped them into a dish. I crouched back down and slid my underwear down my hips. Throwing my panties aside, I finally had full access to my gloriously naked pussy and I spread my legs wide to have a look at my waxed lips.