It felt great to have a new job, if I didn't focus on what my job actually entailed. Before Miss Penny left my apartment, she gave me the address of her office and told me to show up on Monday morning at 9 am. No more night shifts for me, yay! My first day at work was a busy one. I arrived at the office and was greeted by Penny at the door. She showed me around and I saw Shitbox and Gape both working at their laptops. They just looked like regular office staff. It was hard to believe that one of them was eating out my asshole just last week.
They came over to say hi and both gave me a warm hug. "I heard the good news. Welcome to the company! Penny mentioned that we should call you 'Fart' now, is that right?" said Toiletbox.
"Uh, yes. That's right. Sorry, it will take some getting used to," I said with some embarrassment.
"Well my name is Shitbox, so I can sympathise. Right Gape?" Gape smiled.
"Glad you could join us, Fart. We're quite busy these days, so we have plenty of work coming in that you can help with," said Gape. She was so nice!
She continued to show me around the office, which was beautiful. Think of a Swedish spa with light shining through the windows and skylight at all angles. The office had plants everywhere and lots of soft wood surfaces. It looked more like a therapist's office. It was very calming, and not at all what I had expected.
Penny showed me the kitchen and the entrance to the garage. I had a quick look at the gym, and then she took me to the wardrobe. This room blew my tiny little brain. There was every type of sexual accessory and clothing you could imagine. It wasn't like a dungeon you might see in a porno or on a dominatrix website. It was a strange mix of elegance and raw sex, and it was massive, like a locker room for a football team. The outer walls of the room were all lined with cabinetry with drawers, closets and mirrors everywhere. In the middle were 3 long island benches with display cases containing all types of dildos, bondage restraints and other accessories. And set up in the corner was a large set of shelves that contained oversized bdsm furniture. There were saddle horses, stocks, queening chairs, and many other bondage devices I couldn't even recognize. I saw the urinal chair I used at the dinner neatly tucked away, ready to be used again. She motioned for me to have a closer look. "Please, explore a little," she said.
I went to the centre island and had a look in the display cabinet. I saw a set of butt plugs that were identical in shape but ranged from the size of a small penis up to the size of a basketball. "Gape bought those, understandably," said Penny.
I looked on and saw what looked like a chastity belt with an anal hook, I think. "This one is interesting. I bought this at the request of a client. She wanted to have Gape on public display at a halloween party. This part here," she motioned to the big anal hook, "goes in the bum and it connects to the chastity belt, a collar and a spreader bar that locks the wrists so Gape was in a crucifix position. It was so hot, the guests loved it," she said.
"This is all for you to use when you need it. You can come in here and borrow anything you like, and it's also for personal use, should you ever need. Just make sure to wash and return," she said.
"This is such an impressive collection, and it's a beautiful office, Miss Penny. I feel very lucky to work here," I said.
"Thank you Fart. That's kind of you to say," she smiled at me. "Now let's continue. I have one more thing to show you and I don't want you to be startled by it if you come across it unexpectedly."
We continued down the hall to the back of the office. Next to the garage was a door with a sign on it that said 'Ladies'. Why would she want to show me the toilet?
She opened the door and at first glance it looked completely normal. Then Penny said "Alright John? How are you this morning?"
"Yeah, good thanks. Weekend was good too. Pretty quiet here really," said a voice from somewhere I couldn't see.
"That's nice. I hope you got outside a bit?"
"Yeah, I saw a friend on Sunday. Went to watch some football at Jim's, pretty relaxed. And you?" said the mysterious voice.
"Good, thanks John. So, I've got some great news for you, Johnny boy. We've got a new employee!" said Penny.
"Oh, exciting! What's her name?" said John. My brain was catching up and it was now clear the voice was coming from inside the toilet!
"You can meet her, she'll introduce herself. Come on over here and meet John, my dear," said Penny.
I walked over and looked down into the toilet and saw the upside down face of a nice looking man. "Uh, hello. Nice to meet you John. My name is Jess, er... my name is Fart. Today is my first day at PPS," I said.
John's face was sealed in the porcelain toilet and his body was encased and fitted into the wall. It looked like his face was perfectly fitted in the bowl as it was lined with a soft looking silicone material. There must be some way to slide in and out from behind the wall. It was amazing to see. From a few feet away it was difficult to tell that there was anything strange about the toilet, apart from the broad base needed to contain his body.
"Great to meet you darling. I'd shake your hand, but..." John said, waiting for a laugh. It didn't seem like he was in the least bit embarrassed about his position.
"Of course, please don't get up," I said, continuing the joke.
"John is our landlord. He's been so kind. He's given us this space to use rent free, and in exchange we give him, well, we feed him. Our job is to make sure he stays well fed, right John."
"That's right Miss Penny. Pleased to be of service, too! Now does anyone need to use the loo? The other girls haven't given me breakfast yet unfortunately," said John with an exaggerated frown.
"Sure!" I chipped in. "I do need to go actually," I said. For some reason, I was intrigued to see how this would work.
