Hey, there. My name is Robert Gray. I'm a big and tall, somewhat chubby but good-looking black man living in the city of Boston. I love to get down with Sharon Henderson Gray, my beautiful and absolutely sexy fiancée. She's a six-foot-tall, voluptuous black woman with big tits, wide hips and a big ass. While we appear to be just another straight-laced professional couple, appearances can certainly be deceiving. I work for the Massachusetts State Police as a patrol supervisor. She's a prosecutor for the Boston City District Attorney. We're just another black couple trying to make it work.
We do all kinds of freaky stuff together. I guess that's why we get along so well. We're a couple of thrill-seekers. Earlier today, we ran into a couple of tourists while strolling down Commonwealth Avenue. They were a couple of hicks from the town of Odessa, Texas, visiting our fair city of Boston. I've never liked people with accents, especially those from Cowboy Country. They kind of remind me of Klansmen and Klanswomen in those old black and white movies my grandfather Alphonse used to watch, back in the day. Always saying "boy" at the end of every sentence. Why is it that the most of them come from places like Louisiana, Texas or Arkansas? It's always in the land of God and guns that arrogant rednecks, loudmouth hicks and possibly inbred hillbillies seem to pop up like weeds. Sharon and I decided to have some fun with them. Larry and Mindy Watson, as the redneck couple was called, were trying to get to the State House. Since we were heading there, we decided to walk with them a bit.
Along the way, we learned quite a bit about them. Larry was a corrections officer in Odessa, Texas. His wife Mindy was a homemaker. Just a couple of redneck Republicans from Bush Country. We talked about the recent presidential election. Larry and Mindy Watson were staunch Republicans who voted for Arizona Senator John McCain. Before him, they voted for brain-dead monkey boy George W. Bush. While I respect the gentleman from Arizona, I can't help but remember that many people who thought him too liberal for the Republican party nevertheless supported him because they didn't want a black man in the White House. Barack Obama won by a landslide, becoming the forty-fourth President of the United States of America. This surprised the hell out of rednecks down South. And in the Midwest. And everywhere else. The funny thing about a lot of racist people is that they always think they're invincible. Seriously. They think there's something superhuman within themselves which renders them invincible whenever they're going up against a minority individual. That is such bullshit. In this election, two great men from different worlds and political parties clashed. The better man won. End of story.
Try telling that to Larry and Mindy Watson. They thought the Republican Party was made of angels and saints. Their opinion of Democrats ranked lower than their thoughts on swine. Isn't that funny? Yet they thought of George W. Bush as on par with Jesus Christ himself. You may ask yourself how my fiancée and I could stand showing them around. You'd think they'd be asking themselves the same question. Well, they didn't seem to be too suspicious as to why a well-to-do black couple would spend time with a pair of loudmouthed rednecks who didn't think much of liberal Massachusetts for voting a black man as their current Governor. The thing about bigots is that most of them are simpletons. They're stupid, and wicked. They're treacherous, sure, but they're not the Brain Trust. Which is why my sweet Sharon and I had so much fun messing them up.
