Caught Erect In The Greek Shop

My wife and I took a vacation from Canada to Greece one summer. It was really lovely. Nude beaches and beautiful waters. On one of the Islands, we headed into town to do some shopping. And here's where it happened.

I was standing in the Greek souvenir shop, looking at the little figurines, when I came across the naked section. Greek men with hard dicks were sucking each other and laying with each other! My own dick became instantly erect. My wife was walking on the other aisle.

The Greek sales lady saw me and looked down. "Mm hmm...you like that don't you?" in this forceful, but cute, Greek accent. I tried to act like I was looking at the women statues.

She said, "No, I see you. You're liking the naked men. You like seeing the big hard dicks on the real men, don't you? I see your shorts poking out. Does your wifey know you like this stuff? Hmm, does she? Shall I tell her? That you're a little faggy boy?"

I couldn't believe that she was saying all this. How could she read me like this? She keeps on like this forever it seemed, while I sheepishly hung my head in embarrassment. "Admit it! You like it don't you!" I nodded, completely humiliated.

"Pull it out and touch yourself", she says. "I want to see it...now!"

I was frozen with embarrassment. And I began to argue, but then she started getting louder. "I'm going to call your wife over if you don't. So do it. Drop your shorts little boy."

My wife is way across the store. So, I do it. I was standing there with my little, hard, shaved dick, stroking myself for a stranger in the middle of the store. I was on fire from excitement and humiliation. She leaned real close to me and whispered in my ear "You're a faggot. Say it out loud."

So, I said it. "I am. I am a faggot."

"Say that you like men" she commanded. So I did.

"Say that you aren't a real man, but that you want a real man." So I said that for her too, out loud, while i'm rubbing my little boy dick.

I'm now beet red, jacking off, tickling my balls and dick. When all of a sudden the lady shrieked, "She's coming!" I tried to pull my pants up fast, but they got stuck on my shoe. My wife came around the corner, and I knew I was busted. As she did, the lady yelled, "What are you doing mister!!??" Then looked at my wife and said, "He's looking at these gay art statues, with his pants down!"

My wife freaked out and gave me a stare of death and humiliation..."What have you done!?" All I could do was hang my head.

I'm frozen. As I was sheepishly pulling my pants up, the sales lady said, "Stop what you're doing."

Oh my gosh! She was snapping photos. Then she looked at my wife and said, "Well, he's in trouble from both of us isn't he? So here's what we're gonna do. I won't call security IF he will do as I say. I want him to come back through this door where the large statues are. Come on."

We all went back. Once inside, she ordered me to strip naked. I looked at my wife, who started to object, but the lady quickly reminded her that the other option is to call security. So my wife said "Ok", but put her head down in disgust and began cussing me under her breath.

The lady ordered me to take off my shirt and shoes and everything else. Once I got my clothes off, my wee wee is shrunk and feeble...and hairless of course (much to my wife's dislike). But all of a sudden, the lady uncovers five large statues. They are all naked men! Some are engaged in oral sex, others in anal, and three are posed with their dicks sticking up and out. Instantly my dick sprung up to full erection as I looked around. "What did I get myself into? Is this a dream or a nightmare?", I wondered.

The lady pointed that out to my wife, who yelled, "Oh my gosh, what is wrong with you? This turns you on? You like men? You're gay? I can't believe this. How disgusting."

I'm so humiliated. I'm certain that my wife has always wondered about me, but now my wife now knows for sure what's wrong with me: why I don't have sex with her, why I shave my legs, why she can't tell her underwear from mine. She now knows that I'm a girly faggot.

But I couldn't take my eyes off the statues of these huge men with erections. One of the erections had a pair of pink panties hanging from it. The lady commanded me to go put the panties on and grab the erect wooden dick and stroke it. I pulled the panties up my leg and felt a tingle through my whole body. The panties slid over my hard dick, and I was so turned on I couldn't think straight. And then I eagerly touched the dick.

I felt so humiliated, as my wife watched me fondle a dick statue. But as I did it, I couldn't help but touch myself, rubbing my pantied ass and smooth legs, and then into my panties, gently rubbing my balls and my hard, hard little tiny dick.

The lady was taking pictures of me, and then video I think. Then she ordered me to suck the statue dick. Oh no! (But oh, yes, this was so exhilarating!) I stuck out my tongue and licked it. It tasted like wood. But the head was so smooth and the thing was about eight inches long. I licked it and then started bobbing on it.. My wife started laughing.

The lady started yelling at me to "suck it faggot."

My wife chimed in with "Yes suck it, little faggy Chazzy!"

The lady said something to my wife that I couldn't hear, and they both laughed. Then the lady said to my wife out loud, "Tell him now!"

My wife said, "No".

But then the lady glared at her. So my wife said, "Look at your tiny little dick , it's so small compared to the real men here. Tiny dick tiny dick!"

They both laughed. I was so turned on. I was so embarrassed. But I couldn't stop licking all over this wooden dick. I didn't really even have to be forced, because I wasn't trying to stop. I knew I was being filmed on the lady's phone, so I was trying to be sexy about it.

The the lady tells me, "pull your panties off and put your finger inside you, little girly boy."

Oh no. She's going to make me go all the way in front of my wife, proving how gay I really am. So, i do it. I wet it with spit and slide it right in from behind. The lady orders me to put my foot on the man's thigh, so that my hole is more exposed. So I do it.

I'm slobbering all over the dick, fingering my little sissy hole, trying to hear what my wife and the lady are saying, laughing, pointing, and videoing me.

Then all of a sudden the lady ordered me to stand up and sit on the dick that I've been sucking. OMG! The big man statue is positioned with his legs slightly bent, so that his dick is lower than normal. That gave me easy access to turn around and sit on it. My wife tried to put a stop to it, but the lady forced me onto the dick.

I ease into the slimy saliva covered Greek dick. I sit down a bit on it and feel the head poke Into me. Oh no. My little dick starts to leak. I'm so horny for this by now. I start standing up on my toes and then down. And the thing goes in deeper and deeper.

My wife was in awe. She was taking video with her phone while the lady called me a faggot sissy and a sissy husband. My wife laughed. The lady then asked if I knew that I never pleased my wife with my tiny dick.

Then she said, "I bet she's always wanted a huge one, right?", looking at my wife who's hanging her head down in shame and affirmation. The lady says to my wife, "Say it's true. Tell him how you've always wanted a big one inside you."

My wife confirmed it with a nod as she teared up. She looked at me and apologized silently. I was humping up and down on the hard dick, with my wee wee bouncing all over the place while my wife watched me in with a smirk of disgust.

Then the lady told my wife to go over and suck the other statue off...the one with the huge erection...it must have been eleven inches long and very fat.

My wife reluctantly does it. She put her mouth on the big dick and slopped all over it. And then I realize that my wife has been getting reluctantly turned by all of this, too. The lady tells her to moan. She moans in pleasure. The lady tells her to say how much she wants the big wood inside her. She says it. The lady tells her to strip naked. My wife obeys instantly.

I can now tell she's lusting after the big Greek dick. She strips naked and turns around to the big dick sticking out, not straight up but out, and she flips over without being told to and slides herself on the huge manhood.

The lady tells me to look at my wife. My wife is no longer looking at me. But she is in ecstasy with the big dick in her. She is just frozen, not moving, and I can tell it's because it's so big. And then she closes her eyes and starts to move a little, and then begins a very slow and deliberate humping. She starts to moan, while all the time her eyes are closed.

Then she opens her eyes and looks at me and mouths to me "I'm sorry. But I need this." And then the lady says "Describe to him what's happening."

So my wife does. She looks at me and says, "It's so big. I feel it all the way inside me. I've never been able to feel you. But I feel this all the way up in me it's touching me all over inside." Then she bites her own lip and tilts her head back, and continues humping very slowly, quivering all over.

She very calmly whispers, "I'm coming now", she says, never quickening her pace at all. (With me, the only way she could ever cum was with hard pumping on the clitty. This was different.) But now she's cuming all over the dick, and her juices are pooling up on the floor. How humiliating.

But she never stops. Thirty seconds later she's now yelling it, "I'm coming now. I'm coming now". And then she begins bucking faster and faster, screaming in lust.

I realize that she has cum about five times within a minute. I see how small I really must be.

But then she still didn't stop. She stayed on the big dick. She looked at me and said, "You have such a tiny dick and I see that really you like men anyway. So you can be my little sissy husband now. I need this dick, this real man's dick."

The lady started laughing and repeated, "Yes, we have a sissy husband, a little faggot here and his wife who has been deprived, so keep fucking that statue little sissy husband you little faggot."

As she says that my wife looks over at me and laughs as she puts her head back and has another orgasm.

At this point, it's just too much. I start cumming all over myself with the big dick inside me. I'm now coming all over myself. My wife is watching as I'm now bucking all over the big dick with my cum is all over myself.

The lady tells me to lick it up, "Wipe it with your hand and lick it up, girl."

So I obey it, feverishly. Now I'm eating my own cum with my wife watching me. She laughs again and says, "Wow what is everyone going to think? You're a real faggot aren't you. I married a faggot with a sissy dick."

And then she stops talking long enough to buck frantically, and cums again for about the sixth time.

The feeling was so hot and feverish that I couldn't stop. I wanted to cum again as my dick did not go soft. I turned around so that I could face the giant statue, and then i sat back down on the man pole. I wanted to grab the wooden body and rub him all over.

So now I was facing him with the dick inside me. My feet are not touching the ground because my legs are resting on his bent legs. And now I'm completely sitting on his dick. I can barely move. I feel stuck on this big dick. So I'm just rocking back and forth feeling him all the way inside me--the big wooden dick of a Greek man all the way in me.

I fondled his balls for a while and then reached around and grabbed his huge ass and started rubbing him like he was a real person. "Oh how I wish he could cum inside me. To have a real man's dick come all the way inside me."

It was so hot. I was rocking back and forth. My wife was laughing at me. The lady was taking video and pictures of me telling me I'm a sissy faggy. She yelled, "Say it. Say you like naked men. Say you're a faggot."

So I do. And i keep saying it, "I'm a sissy and I like naked men. I'm a sissy faggy. I love this big man inside me."

And now the whole world knows. That I'm a sissy faggy. I started cumming again. The lady pushed my head down on to my dick to make me suck myself off. It's difficult, but then she presses my head really hard and Bam!

My dick head goes into my mouth. Instantly my tongue starts licking it all over the head. I sucked and licked my own dick off right in front of my wife. I'm so turned on. The lady videos it, all the while laughing and humiliating me.

I'm totally spent and have cummed all over and in myself. And I get tired bent over like that so I lift my head up to take a breath. Uh oh!

Someone else is in the room! It's a man. A large Greek man. He smiles...