Jeff rushed out to his car, the box of balloons in his hand, feeling the wet semen against his skin. What the hell was he going to do now? He couldn't change his pants, because his suitcase was in the trunk and he had left the keys in Alicia's general store. He surely couldn't go back to her and say "Pardon me, but watching you blow up all those balloons made me cum in my pants, and I need to change. Can I have my car keys back, please?"
He looked down to assess the damage. It wasn't too bad. Lucky for him he was wearing black jeans that day, and he had blown most of his jizz right behind his beltline. There was a bit of a dark spot, but it wasn't too noticeable. His car window was open, and he'd left a sweatshirt on the passenger's seat. He reached in for it, tied it around his waist, then picked up the box of balloons and began walking into Balloonville.
Nan's was a neat little corner coffee shop that looked like something out of a movie. A chalkboard sign out front listed the day's special (grilled cheese and tomato soup, soda or coffee, $5.99), adorned by a little cluster of balloons.
Jeff held the door open for two older ladies. One was calling back over her shoulder.
"Thanks, Nan, the pie was delicious!" She glanced over at Jeff and smiled. "Thank you, young man, so polite! Oh, and Nan, the balloons on your sign aren't looking very good. You should blow up some new ones."
"Come on, Jeannie," said the other woman. "We're going to be late for our tuba lesson."
"I'm just telling her about her balloons, neatness is so important-"
"She knows about the balloons, and we're going to be late-"
"Don't be silly, we have plenty of time, you always worry so-"
"Yes, but last time we missed the warm up, it was four-foot beachballs, my favorite-"
The ladies' voices were cut off as the door closed behind Jeff. He found himself alone in the coffee shop with a slender woman in jeans, an apron, and a black t-shirt. She looked to be in her late 40s, trim and athletic.
"You must be Nan," Jeff said.
"And you must be new in town," Nan said. "Sit anywhere you like, the menus are on the table. Lunch rush cleaned me out of the clam chowder, but other than that, I've got everything."
"Alicia at the General Store asked me to give you this," Jeff said, holding out the box of balloons. "It's the, uh, it's the balloons you ordered."
"She's already made a messenger out of you, eh?" Nan asked. "She's very good at getting guys to do what she wants, our Alicia. So these are my balloons, then. Did you see her blow one of them up?"
Jeff stared blankly for a second. He felt his cock begin to stir. "Did, I, uh... sorry, what?"
"I said, did you see her blow one up?" Nan asked. "I want to be sure she didn't send the wrong ones like she did last week. I must have blown up a dozen of the damn things, big three-footers, too, before she rushed in, saying, 'Oh, sorry, Nan, I sent you the wrong balloons!' I was so mad, I made her pop all the ones I'd inflated and blow up the new ones, all fifty of them. Anyway, these balloons are for a party we're having tonight for the mayor's daugher. She's very particular about the color, and it took a long time to get it right... oh, listen to me going on. I'm sorry."
Jeff sat quickly and pulled his chair up to the table to hide his stiffening member.
"Yes, um, I saw her, uh, blow one up. She, uh, she had two boxes, and, uh, she blew up a balloon from each to make sure they were the right ones."
"She did, did she?" Nan asked. "Well, you still can't trust that girl. She's as lovely as a summer's day, but she's got boys on the mind all the time. I'd better check." She put the box on the counter, fished out a balloon, and began to stretch it.
"So, what brings you to our pretty little town?" Nan asked, then took a deep breath, put the balloon to her lips, and blew.
If Alicia spent her days blowing up balloons, then this is probably how she'd look with twenty years of practice. Jeff never understood the whole MILF thing... until now. Nan, who had barely registered on his sexual radar, was giving him the hottest balloon-blowing performance he had ever seen. She blew long, hard, even breaths, her rib cage expanding and then flattening as her lungs pumped huge loads of air into the rapidly-expanding balloon. As her chest expanded, he saw the nubs of her nipples poking through the fabric of her t-shirt.
"Cat got your tongue, stranger?" Nan said with a smile, before taking another big breath and emptying it into the balloon.
"No, I, uh..."
Nan was blowing the balloon bigger and bigger, her eyes looking straight into his. He knew she was just being polite... but somehow it feel like she knew, and was blowing just for him. He could feel the tip of his cock creeping down his pant leg as it grew big and hard.
"I uh, I was driving through town, and my car, uh, my car died, and I, uh, Alicia let me use her phone..."
"Did she call Joe's shop?" Nan asked, then resumed blowing. The balloon was growing alarmingly large.