** Inspired by the series To Bask in Breastford by Bustyalix **
BALLOONVILLE Three Miles Ahead
Our Little Town Will Blow You Away!
Balloonville? Had he read that right? Jeff was tempted to stop, back up, and read the sign again, but the sun was already dipping perilously close to the treetops. He figured he had around a hundred miles to get to Globe Falls, and the last thing he wanted was to try to find his motel in the dark. He must have read the name wrong, but whatever the town was called, he was sure he'd see another sign before he got to the town proper.
In his mind's eye, he went over the route: Ashton, Pine Landing, Middleton, Glenford, Globe Falls. He didn't remember seeing Balloonville in the atlas, and it was a name he surely would have remembered, given his... predilection. Maybe it was one of those little wide spots in the road that was too small to make it onto the map, he thought. Probably famous for a hot-air balloon race that took place when Ike was president, or something like that.
Soon the next sign flashed by:
WELCOME TO BALLOONVILLE
Where Inflation Is Never a Problem!
So the town really was called Balloonville. But... did it really say something about inflation? No, he couldn't have read that right. He'd been on the road too long.
SLOW DOWN
Village Speed Limit 30 MPH
Don't Make Us Bust You!
Well, at least the town planners had a sense of humor. If he had more time, he'd stop and have a quick bite and contribute to the town's finances. But he wanted to press on. After months of invigorating online chat, he was finally going to meet BustyLaura1234 in person, and with just five days of precious vacation time (and a full day's drive to Globe City ahead of him), Jeff didn't want to miss a moment.
Unfortunately, Jeff's car had other plans. No sooner had he slowed to the speed limit when the engine began to sputter and cough. It died with a dramatic wheeze as Jeff rolled to the curb. He turned the key, and while the starter valiantly cranked away, the engine refused to start.
Shit! Jeff thought. Shit shit shit shit shit! Why now? Why here?
He got out of the car and gave the door a frustrated slam. Well, at least his car had the good sense to die in town and not out in the middle of nowhere. From what he could see, there wasn't much of Balloonville. Had he been in a better mood, he might have appreciated the tree-lined main street with its pretty wood-framed buildings. In front of him was a store built into the front of a house. BALLOONVILLE GENERAL STORE, it said. BALLOONS, INFLATABLES, SUPPLIES. Well, Jeff thought, at least they have their priorities straight. Hopefully they'll have a phone.
Jeff pushed open the door, and an old-fashioned bell jangled above him. His nostrils were instantly filled with a familiar smell: Old wood and dust, like all those ancient general stores he'd visited when as parents dragged him to all those rustic tourist traps they loved. But there was another element, a hint, almost an undertone, something sharp and familiar, something that caused a stirring deep inside him. Did he smell... latex?
Jeff looked around for the counter, when a giant red balloon turned towards him. He heard the unmistakable sound of lungs filling latex. His mind began to send the DOES NOT COMPUTE signal, and he felt a sudden tingling at the base of his cock.
Then the balloon dropped, and above it was a fresh-faced young woman. She couldn't have been older than 22 or 23, with long, brown hair and the face of an angel. He was reminded of a porno clip he'd watched recently, in which a young and pretty farmer's daughter sneaks off into the barn for a quick assfucking from the well-hung farmhand. He remembered thinking, Do girls that cute really work in porn? And now he knew the answer. No, they don't. They work in little rural general stores, doing a job that apparently involves blowing up great big balloons.
The thought make his cock begin to stiffen. He looked around in a panic, and stepped sideways behind a magazine rack.
"Oh, um, hi, er, ah..." he stammered. The girl's big blue eyes watched him with patience and amusement, the big red balloon hovering just below her bustline. Talk, Jeff, he thought, talk!