"Now James, today we will be reviewing your recent performances," Juanita announced. "My mother was very pleased by your performance, so much so that she has given us a bonus of $100,000!"
"Wow!" James exclaimed. "That's wonderful. It almost makes up for nearly being killed."
"Yes, and for the three hours she spent with you, you earned us a total of $400,000," Gloria said, with a big smile.
James whistled. $100,000 per hour? That's incredible that they would pay so much. It almost makes it worth it. Then his thoughts stopped; us??
"Now what do you mean by us, exactly?" he asked.
"Of course, the majority of the funds will be paid to myself and Juanita," Gloria said matter-of-factly. "We are doing the real heavy lifting here of acquiring clientele and growing the business. But we do appreciate what you are bringing to the table. Hence your 2% commission, and percent of the bonuses."
James's heart sunk. "Wha-what?? I'm only making 2% of the commission?? Are you kidding me? Heavy fucking lifting... I ate diarrhea yesterday for Christ's sake!" he shouted angrily.
"James, honey," Juanita said, getting up to walk around the table to him. "This is what we agreed to, dear. You signed the contract, after all."
"We are not pleased with your arguing, James," Gloria told him. She licked her finger and turned a page from a packet in front of her. "We have had many offers come in for your services since your last one had such high reviews. We have been thinking hard on which one to choose for you, but this insubordination we are seeing is making it all too clear what the choice will be."
She winked at Juanita, who was standing behind James, rubbing his shoulders.
"Wait... reviews? What reviews? WhβWhere am I being reviewed?" James sputtered angrily, turning to Juanita.
"Why, Yelp, of course. How else are people supposed to find out just what a good job you're doing?" Juanita grinned at him. "We have create a page for you, complete with pictures and videos of your services. Go ahead and show him, Gloria, dear."
James felt a lump in his throat as he looked upon her screen and saw a picture of Rosa sitting on his face. He was terrified to look through the page but felt he needed to see what was out there. To his horror he saw dozens of pictures of himself from each of his encounters, many of which showed his face clearly. All four of the young girls had reviewed him, sparing no intimate details of what he had done.
"My friends will see this!" he shouted. "You can't broadcast this, my name is on there! It'll come up when they Google me!"
"Of course it will," Juanita sneered at him in a sinister way. "How else will they know what a little shiteater you've become? We wouldn't want them all to never know what's happened to you, and what you're doing with your life. Plus.. maybe they'll even want to use your services too!"
The two women laughed hysterically at that, as James' faced was seared red with humiliation. Finally, after several minutes, Gloria cleared her throat.
"Now James, Nita and I want to talk to you about the next order of business. We are going to accept an offer from a group of women who want to book you for several days, starting tomorrow. They are very important people, and we will be using this as a way to advertise for OUR car company, so we need you to be at your best, and do your duty."