Eric woke up in a strange bed naked, painfully erect, and wonderfully happy. Mona's lithe form was asleep next to him, her comfy t-shirt and shorts frumpy yet sexy. He watched her sleep and went over the previous night's events. He loved going down on her, but his cock was still a little sore from the beating it took. He didn't see that coming, but it wasn't exactly objectionable. The pain kept him from cumming so quickly, and the way it turned Mona on was sort of magical.
Eric got up to take a piss, thankfully not encountering Sarah. When he came back, Mona was stirring in bed. He planted a kiss on her lips and she opened her eyes.
"Mmmm. Hey you," she said, rubbing the sleep from her eyes. "I could use some coffee." Eric looked at his naked form. "Don't worry, Sarah's a late sleeper. Coffee maker's in the kitchen." Mona rolled over to snooze a bit more.
Eric was all too conscious of his naked body as he made coffee. He tried to stay away from the windows as he used what had to be the slowest coffee maker in the world. Eric was daydreaming about Mona when someone slapped him on the ass. Whack! The crack reverberated through the apartment.
"Hey there, lover boy. Sounded like you and Mona had a good time."
How on earth did Sarah sneak up on him? She stood right behind him, wearing a tight t-shirt and black panties, her nipples standing out prominently. She looked at his erection and laughed. "Tsk tsk. I have a boyfriend, you know." Sarah poured herself some coffee and left, giving Eric a fantastic view of her voluptuous ass as she walked away. Eric quickly poured some coffee for Mona, added cream and sugar per her instructions, and scurried back to her room.
"Sounds like Sarah was up early"
"Yeah, I'm sorry, she saw me naked again. She smacked my ass, too. Are you sure this is okay?"
"She just likes to have fun, but don't worry about it. Yours isn't the first cock she's seen, or even the twentieth. She's a little crazy, but means well enough." Mona sipped her coffee. She nodded at his cock.
"You should be more mindful of the stubble"
"Huh?" Eric started.
"My razor's the one with the purple handle. Use the berry-scented shaving cream. Sara or Alice would be pissed if you used theirs." Mona went back to sipping her coffee and scrolling on her phone.
Eric was speechless. He almost protested and cited her unkempt pubes, but stopped himself. Despite everything, he didn't want to fuck up whatever this was. Besides, she was the one wearing pants here, not him. Eric's shoulders slumped and he left the room.
Mona had watched the conflict on Eric's face from the corner of her eye. Her heart soared when she saw his resignation. She texted Sarah a quick thanks for her performance.
Shaving this time was faster, at least. He was careful to get the areas he missed last time. The tweezers were annoying, and he wanted to impress Mona.
Mona entered the bathroom as he was drying up. The creaking door scared him, but at least it wasn't Sarah here to harass him again. Mona gave him a peck on the cheek and sat down on the toilet. Eric glanced over and saw her staring at him. She held his gaze as she spread her legs and then her labia with two fingers. This time, Eric had a front-row seat to the yellow stream jetting out. His cock reacted involuntarily and Eric was immediately hard. Mona reached out with her other hand and stroked him as she pissed.
When she was done, she held out her hand until Eric got toilet paper. She wiped herself, pulled up her shorts and left, never having said a word. Eric finished drying and followed her back to her room.
Mona sat in her chair, inspecting Eric's cock like a piece of produce. She pulled out a pair of tweezers and Eric winced as she plucked the few hairs he had missed. "Better than last time, at least."