Tags: Feminization, Femboy, Hyper, Big Ass, Excessive Cum, Thick Penis
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"Everybody wants to be a pornstar, but not everyone has the balls for it." What a cruel joke. The idea of literally having sex with the hottest women in the country for money, it seems almost too good to be true. Those giant, luscious naturals from Mia Hawkke. That tight, sweaty beach bod from Jenni Nix. Getting rode by that ginormous pale goth booty with Luna The Goddess. It could've been mine, damnit!
Instead, when I showed up to the screening session, they almost laughed at me. "Below average build, below average penis, below average spirit. Singularly unremarkable." They crushed my confidence with those few words and made sure I'd never get a shot at stardom.
That's not all, though. To add insult to injury, they talked about how they were in need of a new janitor, someone to clean up after the shoots. Unfortunately, I was dirt broke and didn't plan on getting served an eviction notice soon, so I begrudgingly took the position. Just something to hold over the expenses. Maybe I would go back to college and get a real job with a degree soon?
That "soon" never came. Year after year, I lost more motivation to do anything beyond the bare minimum. Just go in, do my job, get some McDonald's on the way back and knock out. Rinse and repeat, on and on. It was a lonely existence, but at least I wasn't homeless. The only desired interaction I'd have every now and then was my Site Manager named Claire.
She was honestly a sweetheart. Amazing sense of humor, too. Great, shining emerald eyes, a fiery red mane that went down to her shoulder blades, and the cutest chin that a 20-something year old could have. It wasn't a part of her job, but she'd always let me know about everything special going on around the place, and apparently today was one of those days.
"Hey Tom! How's your day going?" A genuine smile crept from her face, those pearly whites beaming directly into my eyes.
"Same shit, different day. At least I get to see a special little corn kernel today, though." I retorted, gesturing to her.
"Har, Har," she said sarcastically. "Good morning to you too. I just wanted to let you know about what's gonna be occurring in the immediate future. Apparently, there's a breakout agency that's going to be collaborating with us over the next couple of months. Their name is X-Gaia, but I'm unaware of what their schtick is exactly."
Agencies doing crossovers with their 'models' was pretty common, but each one usually had a theme to their people. You've got the BBC's, the MILFS, the cake-sitters. Whatever they might be. It also gave me an idea on what kinda cleanup I'd have to look forward to afterwards.
Lesbian stuff was easy, a little squirt isn't hard to take out and just a few ounces of detergent will take care of the covers. Cum is a little harder though, if you get careless then you can end up staining the material. Don't even get me started on the bukkakes though. Those always gave me a great urge to just torch the whole room.
"Anyways, I hear they get pretty messy, so this is your official heads-up on that." Claire then dropped her head and spoke softly, "I do appreciate all the work you do, and I promise we're still looking for another custodian to help out." With that, she walked back to her office, leaving those sumptuous hips to trail behind her. I always thought about those cheeks as a consolation prize to the ends of our conversations.
It's just, ugh. She honestly is so fucking attractive. It angers me to know that I'm too damn ugly to have a shot. A good 30 pounds overweight, undefined jaw, and a manlet-proving height of 5'5 destroyed any chance at a real shot. Oh well, I've already been through this self-loathing shit so many times. At some point, it doesn't really matter anymore.
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I was coming out of the storage closet, ready to get to work. Rubber galoshes, yellow jumpsuit, nylon gloves, and a plastic hair cap were all a part of my apparel when it came to cleaning up after scenes. It was legally required considering that bodily fluids are huge biohazards.
As I shuffled to the set on the other end of the floor, a strange scent wafted through the air. It was fleeting, but still weird, considering that years of exposure had deadened my sense of smell to just about everything, pleasant or repulsive. It was hard to pin down a specific smell, but it vaguely resembled wax candles or something.
I finally came to the door, and it was now time to see the damage. As I slowly entered through the dingy threshold, as I had done for the past multiple years, my dread was made into justified fear. Strings of murky cum were liberally strewn about the room. Ropes of congealed semen littered the floor, pools of bodily juices collected in various spots around the queen-sized bed. Some had already crusted over the various throw pillows in the room.
I was told that this was only a duo scene, but obviously I was lied to. There was absolutely no way that two people could've done all this. I kneeled down, resting upon my mop in order to collect enough energy and courage to start the job. After a few minutes, I started my work.
It was grueling, this kind of task required precise detail. No stone could be left unturned, lest I get blamed for doing my duty incorrectly. A job of this scale would take almost three hours, and I would continue to be paid barely above a survivable wage. Regardless, it had to be done.
Around the two and a half hour mark, I was nearly finished. The floor was drying, the tables were cleaned, and all that was left was a large puddle of viscous semen in the middle of the bed. It seemed almost inhuman, like no regular person should be capable of making what seemed like over an entire gallon of jizz splashed onto the mattress. My plan was to take off the entire sheet, scrape off what I could, and see what multiple rounds of washing could do.
As I reached for the corner of the bed, my foot caught on a loose pillow, and I lost my balance. Luckily, I flopped onto the bed which wouldn't risk any serious injury. 'Un'-luckily, my face had landed smack dab in the middle of the giant cum puddle. My mouth had been opened from the yelp I released while falling, so there was nothing restricting the mystery cum from going straight down my throat. As soon as I had comprehended what happened, I went into a full panic, screaming and yelling as I rushed out of the room and into the nearest bathroom.
Even after the 20th scrubbing of my tongue, I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. It was so strange, like salty-sweet cake batter that was extremely chewy. And