It was a Sunday morning. Bob and David had just woken up from their house. It was time to detassel.
David says, "What is detasseling?"
Bob says, "It's where we pick corn."
So, David and Bob arrived at the corn field. A man had approached them and said, "Bob did you forget your overalls. YOU ARE FIRED! I told you all in an email to bring them!"
David says, "We can share my overalls."
Bob says, "Really? Won't we be really squished?"
The man sighed, "Fine you two can share. But you have to have them on for the whole 8 hours! If you don't I could get sued."
So, Bob and David put on the overalls. They were standing back to back or ass to ass in them. They were so squished because they are both really fat. So their ass cheeks were so pressed together as well as their backs.
David asks Bob, "Is it fine if I take off my jeans and my boxers and get into your jeans and boxers so we have more room in the overalls?"
Bob says, "Okaaay, suure."
So, David took them off and got into Bob's jeans and boxers. David had said it would give them more room, but obviously it made them even more squished together.
Bob says, "Were kind of squished, especially our asses. I guess you can say we are butt buddies!"