I-m a s-t-i-n-k-y s-i-s-s-y p-i-g-g-y w-h-o d-e-s-e-r-v-e-s n-o-t-h-i-n-g m-o-r-e t-h-a-n t-o s-p-e-n-d m-y d-a-y-s w-r-i-t-i-n-g o-u-t l-i-n-e a-f-t-e-r l-i-n-e a-f-t-e-r l-i-n-e w-h-i-l-e m-y w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l G-o-d-d-e-s-s l-i-v-e-s h-e-r b-e-s-t l-i-f-e - o-i-n-k o-i-n-k!
I-m a s-t-i-n-k-y s-i-s-s-y p-i-g-g-y w-h-o d-e-s-e-r-v-e-s n-o-t-h-i-n-g m-o-r-e t-h-a-n t-o s-p-e-n-d m-y d-a-y-s w-r-i-t-i-n-g o-u-t l-i-n-e a-f-t-e-r l-i-n-e a-f-t-e-r l-i-n-e w-h-i-l-e m-y w-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l G-o-d-d-e-s-s l-i-v-e-s h-e-r b-e-s-t l-i-f-e - o-i-n-k o-i-n-k!
I squealed in impotent sissy piggy frustration. It was Friday morning and I was desperate to get a headstart on my lines. But my pace had slowed to a tedious crawl now I had to write them with my left hand. It was agony, watching my weak left hand move pathetically slowly and shakily across the page. I only had a few precious days left to hit my 10,000 line deadline if I didn't want to be an exposed sissy pig for the rest of my life.
The temptation to switch back to my good wrist was overwhelming. But not as overwhelming as the waves of subby piggy shame that washed over me at the thought of disobeying my Goddesses. Besides, the last time I'd tried to deceive them, I'd ended up the Wednesday maid of horrible Master Mike for an entire year. WIth that happy thought in mind, I got back to oinking and slowly filling pages.
After a couple of hours of this torture there was a knock at the front door. With a resigned sigh, I swished to the front of the house, opened the door, and curtsied to the pretty postwoman as she barely stifled a laugh. I signed for whatever fresh horror was in the package she had for me, curtsied, thanked her, oinked, then went back to my hot conservatory, where Goddess Tamara and Superior Susan were waiting on cam.
"Yay, you got your surprise!" said Goddess Tamara, clapping.
"Go ahead and open it, piggy pissbreath," said Superior Susan.
Another curtsey, a thank you, and then I opened my package. It was a box labelled CHASTITY and was full of keys. I gasped.
"You've been such a little trooper this week," said Goddess Tamara. "A near-perfectly behaved piggy loser. So I thought you deserved a treat! Go ahead and use those keys on your cage. You have my permission to play with yourself piggy."
I almost fainted. Seven days of chastity had turned my mind to mush, and the endless frustration of my piggy predicament had made me ridiculously horny. I curtsied, thanked Goddess Tamara over and over, then grabbed a key. My hands were shaking as I lowered my diaper and gently put the key into the lock.
I twisted it. Nothing. I cursed under my breath and jiggled it. Nope.
Goddess Tamara giggled as I tried another key. And then another. And another. There were dozens in the box, but I eventually realised that none of them were for my cage.
"Oh how silly of me!" said Goddess Tamara, gasping. "This key here must be yours," she said, showing me a key that was on a little chain around her neck. "Those keys must be for all my other piggys."