Kathy, Billie's wife's sister was coming to visit them for a couple weeks. She had recently been divorced and wanted to get away from cold New York and come see them in sunny southern California. The 3 of them had grown up together, had gone to school together and when Billie started dating it was Kathy he asked out. It was only after she turned him down that he met her sister Amanda. Amanda is now his wife.
He picked Kathy up at the airport while Amanda was preparing dinner at home. He spotted her as she came out of the baggage area, hauling two large suitcases, making him wonder how long she was planning on staying. She was wearing cutoff shorts; he thought it was supposed to be cold in New York. She looked just the same as Billie remembered her; long honey blond hair, perky breasts and a cute ass. He gave her a hug and a kiss on the cheek. She said, "Make yourself useful and carry my luggage." There was no hello, or how are you, just her giving him orders. She always was a bitch. Billie loaded the luggage in the back of the SUV and headed for home. Sitting beside her he had to admit, she was beautiful. She was wearing a partially open blouse exposing a lot of her breasts. He tried to strike up a conversation, "So, how was your trip?"
"Look at my eyes when you talk to me, not my tits you horny bastard. I should tell your wife you made a pass at me, just so I could watch you squirm. Did you ever tell her that the only reason you went out with her was because I told you to fuck off?"
"Please Kathy, let's try and be friends. All that stuff happened a long time ago."
"And nothing has changed; you are still the disgusting little pervert you were then." They went the rest of the way is silence.
When they got home there were lots of hugs and kisses as Amanda welcomed Kathy to their home. Give me a break; it's only been 2 years Billie thought. While they chatted, Amanda asked Billie to set the table and pour the wine. They all sat at the table and Amanda wanted a toast to welcome Kathy to California. When Amanda saw the wine she looked at him annoyed, "I asked you to buy Contessa wine which is Kathy's favorite, so why did you buy this?"
Before he could even answer, Kathy said, "Billie never was very bright. I'll never know why you married a retard like him anyway." First of all Billie is not a retard; he's clever and very good at what he does. He's a systems analyst for Hi-Tech computers and he gets paid very well. For the rest of the dinner they ignored him while they got caught up on each others lives. Kathy had married two years ago and divorced a year later. Whenever he tried to join the conversation, he would get a one word answer and then they would continue to talk to each other.
After dinner Amanda said, "Would you be a sweetie and cleanup the dinner dishes while Kathy and I have a cocktail in the living room? We have so much to get caught up on."
He mumbled something when Kathy said, "I'm glad he's good for something. I was afraid he was totally useless."
After cleaning up the kitchen he joined them in the living room. Amanda said. "Billie as you know, my holidays don't start until the end of the week, but meanwhile you could show Kathy some of our cities attractions. We have a world famous zoo so why don't you take Kathy there tomorrow?"
He wasn't keen on the idea but he was on holidays this week so he agreed to take her. At the zoo she was a bossy bitch as she decided what she wanted to see and fully expected Billie to go along with whatever she wanted. On the way back they were close to home when she saw the flashing light of a bar. "Stop here. I could use a drink and by the way you're dragging your ass around, you could use one too."
The bar did not look like much on the outside but it was quite nice inside. It had tables and chairs as well as booths, a small dance floor, two pool tables and a jute box. Being mid afternoon there were only four people in the bar; 3 guys sitting at a table and another sitting at the bar. Kathy sat beside the guy at the bar with Billie on the other side of her. Kathy chatted, no flirted with the guy beside her. Twice she had Billie buy her a drink and "our new friend" a drink also. At one point he asked her who Billie was. "He is my chauffeur and my pussy sucker if I let him." He laughed at that and so did the bartender, but it was totally embarrassing for Billie.
When Amanda got home from work she asked Kathy how the trip to the zoo went. "It was wonderful; we saw a lot of animals but the part I liked best was the monkeys. I was going to push Billie in the cage with them because he would have been right at home." Amanda giggled at that. He noticed there was no mention of Kathy's outrageous conduct in the bar.
The next day Kathy wanted to try out one of the wonderful golf courses LA had. She knew that Billie didn't play golf, but she said she didn't want to play alone so he could come with her and be her caddy and carry her golf clubs. When he started to protest Amanda said, "Now honey, you have nothing else to do, and remember we are supposed to be showing Kathy a good time. Besides I start holidays in two days so you won't need to entertain her any more; I'll take over."
On the golf course she did all she could to embarrass him whenever others were around. At one point she asked him to give her a 4 iron. As a group approached she said. "I asked for a 6 iron, not a 4. If you can't do any better than that, I may not pay you anything." Another time after driving her ball into a wooded area with tall grass she said, "Go in there and find my ball. If there are snakes in there I want them to bite you, not me."
Again on the way home she wanted to stop at that same bar for a drink and Frank, the guy she flirted with yesterday was sitting at the bar. Of course she sat beside him with Billie at her other side. This time she ignored Billie completely, except for getting him to order another round. She sat with her back turned to him so it was difficult to see, but it looked like Frank was running his hand up her bare leg and she was massaging him through his pants.
When they got home and Amanda asked how her day went she said, "I would have enjoyed my golf game more if he hadn't kept giving me the wrong club. I know he did it on purpose just to annoy me." When Billie tried to explain that was not true, Amanda cut him off saying Kathy is our guest and she expected him to be more obedient and respectful to Kathy. Again, no mention of Kathy's conduct in the bar.
The next day was Friday and Billie was thankful this was his last day to be Kathy's lackey. She wanted to go swimming at Santa Monica beach. She wore a skimpy bikini that showed off most of her breasts and barely covered her pussy. She stretched out on a lounge chair while he sat on a blanket. "Stop staring at me like a dog in heat with your tongue hanging out, or I'll tell Amanda you tried to come on to me." She was more interested in getting some sun and watching the guys walk bye than she was in swimming. Latter she said, "Billie, take your blanket and go sit further down the beach. Guys must be wondering what I'm doing being with a dork like you. I'll call you when I'm ready to go." She did get a lot more action when guys thought she was by herself and several stopped to talk to her. She asked one guy to rub suntan lotion on her. He did, but that was mainly an excuse for him to feel her up. When she got tired flirting with the guys she called Billie and said it was time to go. While he drove, she sat in the back seat to change out of her bikini into her clothes. "Don't try and look at me or I'll slap you and tell Amanda you jerked yourself off watching me change."
Per usual, she wanted to stop at that bar again. Frank was there with his buddy Brian. Brian had just got back from Afghanistan and was trying to readjust to civilian life. Frank said he was going to take Kathy out on a date and Brian asked her if she knew anyone that he could go out with. Kathy said a double date might be fun and she did have someone in mind.
When they got home Kathy was telling Amanda all about the 2 nice guys she met, and how she and Frank got along so well. Then she started telling Amanda about Frank's best friend Brian, and how sad and lonely he was after getting back from Iraq and how he had no female companionship. Frank told her how Brian had been injured fighting over there; how he had been discharged with a medical disability and had no friends, so Kathy wondered if Amanda would go with them on a double date and give a sad and lonely soldier a little happiness. Billie said, "But I don't think that a married woman should be going on a date with ..." but he was interrupted by Amanda.
"Why Billie, it's only to give a wounded soldier a little happiness. I would like that Kathy, and it might be fun, we haven't double dated since high school."
"Now wait a minute I..." this time he was cut off by Kathy.
"Great, I'll set up a double date for tomorrow. Now Amanda, we need to go out and buy you some new clothes and get your hair done. We don't want Brian to think he's dating a frumpy old housewife."
"My wife is not frumpy and she's not old, and why should it matter if she is only there for companionship and conversation?"
