I didn't want to be here. It was just bad luck, I know, but that didn't improve my mood. I hate shopping for electronics. My husband normally takes care of this sort of thing, but this time I had to. Our TV had gone out last night and he had to leave town early this morning, so it just wasn't possible for him to do it for me. Still I despised being here. Being a spoiled wife I don't know a whole lot about electronics so I was afraid of making a bad choice. If I made a bad choice I would not only feel taken advantage of, but it would also disappoint my husband. I was out of place, unprepared and feeling pressured. But I couldn't tolerate a whole week without my husband and without TV. So I had to do it, just had to.
I did at least have the foresight to measure the hole where the TV had to fit. Well, okay, to be honest my husband had the foresight to send me with my measurements. Did I mention I really don't want to be here? As soon as I'm in the door a salesman approaches me. Of course. What could possibly make this experience worse? I won't even get a chance to browse in peace. Now I have to deal with this guy. How annoying. But like I said, I have to be here. So fine, let's just get it over with.
"I'm looking for the biggest thing that will fit in my hole."
He had a very odd look on his face. What's he thinking? Is he really that stupid? I need a TV and of course I'm looking for the biggest one that will fit. It makes perfect sense to me. Whoa, wait a second. What exactly did I just say? Did the words "I'm looking for the biggest thing that will fit in my hole" actually just come out of my mouth? Uh oh, now I know why he has that look. And why my face feels hot. And my neck. And now the top of my breasts. Damn, I haven't blushed this hard since, well, I can't think at the moment so I don't know when, okay?
Now I wish I hadn't worn this particular outfit. It was for my husband. I like to send him off looking sexy so he remembers me that way while he's gone. At least I had ditched the skirt for jeans before forcing myself to come here, but the heels were still sexy and my top was a hell of lot closer to scandalous than conservative. So my long, deep blush was clearly evident to the salesman eyeing me up and down. Ogling, really. Alright, he was devouring me with his eyes if you must know, and it was all my fault. I had dressed this way. I had come in here with a haughty attitude. And I had practically spit the words at him, "I'm looking for the biggest thing that will fit in my hole."
"Right this way."
As he led me through the store I thought perhaps he was going to let it slide. I'm so embarrassed. Humiliated, really. I can't fucking believe I said that. "I'm looking for the biggest thing that will fit in my hole." What the hell was I thinking? My blush just wouldn't go away. My face, neck and breasts were still glowing with shame. If anything it may be getting worse as I realize now that my pussy is getting wet. Yeah, that's the hole he thinks I'm referring to. Apparently it thinks so, too.
He leads me through a door into a sparsely furnished room. Wait a minute, we passed all the TVs. Why are we in here? There aren't any TVs in here. Oh, wait. He doesn't know I'm here for a TV since all I said was "I'm looking for the biggest thing that will fit in my hole." There goes that blush again. Damn I wish that would stop, it's embarrassing. And the gush, too. That's even more embarrassing. I'm just glad he doesn't know that now I'm glowing not only with shame but arousal, too.
"What did you say to me young lady?"
Young lady? He can't be old enough to call me that. He can't be that old, can he? He looks young, but I guess looks can be deceiving. He's certainly confident enough. But still, who does he think he is calling me that? Damn it, stop blushing! Now I'm embarrassed, horny and angry! My face seems like it may never look normal again it's so hot. And of course my breasts are screaming for attention, too, as they glow and heave. Oh my, now I'm breathing hard, too.
"Young lady, repeat again what you said to me."
Oh no, I can't say it again. Once was too much already. It would be just too embarrassing. "You don't understand."
"I heard you perfectly clearly."
"No, please, I didn't... um... well, I did... it's just... you don't understand."
"I understood you just fine. You're the one who seems to be in need of a bit of correction."
"I didn't say what you think I said."
"Our security recordings are quite clear. Would you like for me to play it back to you?"
"No, that won't be necessary."
"Then repeat it so I know we have no further misunderstanding."