EXTREME SIZE WARNING: I'm proud of a lot this story. The dialogue was fun, I think the sex straddles the line between realistic and nuts pretty well (is magical unrealism a thing?) but there's no denying that the sizes of characters involved is simply ridiculous. I realize that may not seem like a departure, but it's the first time I feel the massiveness in question really clashes with the otherwise more real feel to the story. Still, I hope you all enjoy, and I hope you'll consider dropping me a line at the contact info available in my profile page here to let me know how it worked or didn't work for you.
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I used to think being the top-selling Size-Queen erotica writer was something I'd love. In my head as I was writing, I'd always fantasize hung studs reading my work, getting turned on by it, and seeking me out for some extra-big-dick kind of action. And sure, over the years, I did have a "kind-of" big guy or two get in touch with me. Some nice dicks upwards of seven or eight inches long that thought they could please a size queen like me, but it was always kind of disappointing. I was never one to settle for "kinda big" and though it has made me a lonely woman to be so discriminating in my love for huge cock, I've stuck to my guns on the matter.
I never thought I'd find a true white whale; a monster-member that could disrupt the whole porno industry or topple countries for all its majesty and splendor. There were plenty of false ones of course. Guys who would send me photo-shopped pictures or boastful claims about their foot-long cunt-crushers or what-have-you, but I could spot a fake a mile away and rarely made it to undressing any of the braggarts. The few I did let talk me out of my bra were only packing average at best, and I'd let them know just how inadequate I found them.
Then one day, something very different happened. I was doing a reading of my latest book in Chicago, dead exhausted from the tight schedule my publisher was keeping me on during the promotional tour, and would have been happier to just pack it all in and sleep in my hotel room. Instead, I got up in front of a few dozen men, and did my best reading, giving them parts that were a lot of tease without much fruition. As usual, I saw most pants in the room tenting up with erections caused by my silly prose and sultry voice. I've always been a very avid crotch-watcher, and it's nice to be able to appreciate the results of what I do.
At the end, just about everybody lined up to buy a copy or get the one they already had signed by yours truly. I did my best to put on a happy face and banter with the guys as they came through one by one, and to this day I could not tell you two words I said to almost any of them.
Until the last guy in line.
He was around my age, not notably tall or short, with light hair and a thickly built frame with broad shoulders. When he slid his book my way, I don't think I even looked up at him as I asked, "Who would you like me to make it out to?"
He seemed nervous, but cleared his throat and said, "Make it out to 'my biggest fan'."
I arched an eyebrow, "Well that's a bold claim!" I said, "A lot of guys really like my work, you know."
"Not as much as me," he said. Then, after an awkward pause added, "Or as big."
I paused mid-scribble, "Oh come on, you think I don't hear that a dozen times a reading?"
I expected him to shrink from my words, but he just shrugged casually, "I mean, if you're interested I can prove it."
I folded my arms beneath my tits, letting the gesture really showcase my G-cups. "Let me guess... you've got a picture on your phone for me? Some trumped-up photoshop job that you probably didn't even do yourself?"
I get these all the time. I know guys want to fit the profile of the fantasy I write about... but at the end of the day, it is just fantasy.
He shook his head, "I meant in person... but Veronica, it's fine. I love your writing and I don't mean to pressure you. I've got the biggest one I've ever seen, but from your work I assume you see bigger all the time."
That made me stop and think a moment. Most of the braggarts, even the big ones, didn't make such bold claims with such humility. There was a vibe I was getting here that seemed at once honest and reserved, the kind of sense I'd get from somebody like me who was well-endowed but had learned not to brag or rub it in other people's faces too much. I'd been quite the mean-girl in high school when I blossomed early and it took a few years of being an asshole teenager to grow out of it and hide my bra-breaking light under a bushel, so to speak. Christ what a terrible mixed metaphor!
By the time I'd snapped out of this little train of thought my fan was already halfway to the door, and I stood, calling after him.
"Hey, wait up. You've got me curious enough to uh... check this out. Do you have a place? Or were you just planning to serial-kill me in your windowless van out front?"
He turned, laughing a bit at my dark joke, "Now see, that's why I love your writing, the great sense of humor."
"By sense of humor you mean my huge jiggling tits, right?" I shot back, getting my stuff together to leave.
"Oh, most definitely," he fired back, offering me his arm like a true gentleman.
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"Holy fucking shit!" I gasped when he opened the door into his penthouse suite.
It wasn't the last time I was going to be saying that tonight, but in this case it was specifically because of the incredible view, the incredibly spacious room, not to mention the incredibly well-stocked bar. He saw what I was ogling and moved around me to stand behind it. He smirked as though this wasn't going to be the last time I said those words tonight, and damned if he wasn't right about that. He made a sweeping arm-gesture, indicating the bar,
"What's your poison?" he asked.
"Mama drinks whiskey." I answered.
He judiciously measured out a pour from a bottle I'd never seen in person, then splashed extra in like the measure didn't matter. I took the glass thankfully and inspected the label, nearly peeing myself when I realized what this was.
"Glenfiddich 50 year?" I squeaked in disbelief.
"Yup. I'd been saving it for a special occasion, I think getting my favorite writer over counts, doesn't it?"