CHAPTER I: T.P.P.
Of
course
Ridgecrest University ended their school year later than everyone else.
Of
course
every other summer job in Shelby Beach in had been taken by the time Viv got home.
And of
course
Tiny Pussy Primrose wound up working at the only adult toy store in town.
Vivian Primrose blew the dust off a silicone dick. It'd be a bit more embarrassing if anyone was watching, but Candi's Shoppe thankfully lacked storefront windows, and business wasn't exactly booming most Tuesday afternoons. Wiping the dildo clean with her rag, the 20-year-old sat it back down on its shelf with a
plop
.
One penis down, hundreds to go. The tiny, velvet-walled boutique somehow fit more dicks than a frathouse.
Wiping down another, Viv impatiently eyed the store clock. Just a few more hours and she'd be free β free to sit in her childhood bedroom and watch Netflix alone all night. Some fucking summer this was turning into.
How had her social life come to this? She was cute. She had curves in all the right places β C-cups, a nice round ass, hips that looked especially wide on her 5'2 body. For most of high school, she had all the positive attention she could ask for.
She almost had Jake Dodson.
Viv had started dating the lacrosse player senior year. As horny as she had always secretly been, she had been saving her virginity for a guy like him β nice car, handsome face, massive dick.
Too
massive, it would turn out. She had heard it was normal for girls to bleed during their first time, but he couldn't even slide inside of her. As much as she needed his cock, his tip alone felt like sheer torture. So they waited a week and tried again.
And again. And again. She just couldn't fit him.
Viv was the one to break things off. It was a pre-emptive strike; he hadn't texted her in three days, so she knew something was coming. But what the
fuck
was wrong with her pussy? Maybe she just needed some experience with smaller guys. The last year of high school was the perfect time to be a slut, anyway. And so she started sleeping around β or trying to, at least.
Rick Arles from the swim team.
She tried riding his chlorine-soaked dick in the locker room after practice. He was too big, too.
Gabe Cruz.
They tried fucking at a party and then he ran off to flirt with Molly Nilsson when he realized he couldn't fit.
Brian Davis.
Fucking Microdick Davis couldn't fit his penis inside of her.
And then, Viv recused herself from the dating scene altogether. She acted as if it was her choice, like she had become a born-again virgin (though she was still a literal virgin, technically speaking).
But by then it was too late. The legend of Tiny Pussy Primrose had been born.
Men yelled out "TPP" when Viv walked through the hallway as if they had just spotted Bigfoot. At least a dozen asked her to sign it in their yearbooks.
And now Tiny Pussy Primrose was back in town, working full-time at a shop that sold foot-long dongs. What could be more embarrassing?
"Don't forget the sculpture!" her boss Candi yelled from the backroom. Viv's eyes turned to the five-foot granite penis at the front of the store.
Right.
That
would be more embarrassing.
She squirted her rag and reluctantly got to work on the polished stone, starting with a bulbous tip that stretched wider than her hips.
The one saving grace of this job had been that none of her former classmates would see her. Gen Z got all their sex toys on Amazon or those cheap Chinese sites. All Viv had to deal with were kinky boomers and quirky lesbian couples.
And then Lana Camden found out.
Lana was one of the prettiest girls in Viv's class, one of the richest and, as typically follows, one of the bitchiest. There had been a period of maybe three weeks in senior year where Viv thought she had finally earned her approval. That's when Lana slept with Gabe Cruz, who doubtlessly told her Viv's secret β and less than four days later, the entire
school
knew what "Tiny Pussy Primrose" meant.
Viv and Lana didn't speak after. Viv didn't dare look Lana in the eye after. But when Lana and her clique managed to sneak up on her, she'd always whisper the same poison-tipped words into Viv's ear:
Hey, Primrose.
And now somehow, fucking
somehow
, the bitch had found out where she worked. Poor little Tiny Pussy Primrose, making minimum wage selling the cocks she knew she could never handle. How could a demon like Lana resist? She started making visits to the store around 6:00pm, often with friends but increasingly solo, always making a point to pick out one of the biggest dildos they hadβ as if to say,
look what
I
can fit.
Viv looked at the clock again. 5:34. T-Minus 26 minutes until that bitch found some new way to ruin her entire evening.
No. Not today. The moment she walked in, Viv would tell her to fuck off and that would be that. Her boss would back her up. It didn't matter if Lana had become one of Candi's most reliable customers. Right?
Ring-a-ding.
"Hey, Primrose."
It was the mother of all jumpscares. Viv spun around to see Lana, her evil grin spread wider than usual. She had caught her favorite loser wiping clean a 60-inch dick.
"H-hi."
The 5'7 bombshell strutted over to the sculpture, genuine Goyard bag in hand. Normally a place like this would be beneath her, but she was clearly deriving some sort of erotic pleasure from torturing Viv. Besides, she had never hidden how much she loved to fuck.
"Mmmm. He's big, isn't he?," she giggled, face to face with Viv as she gave the massive phallus a bear hug. "Think they grabbed him off some poor ol' statue?"
"...I don't know." Viv took her rag and tried finding something else to dust.
"You don't