Brandon knew that what he had with Lizzie was normal. His millennial generation did not need to define their relationships the way others did. Labels like "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" were obsolete, and there was no expectation of exclusivity. Lizzie and he were hooking up, that's all.
Still, it hurt him inside when he thought too much about it. It wasn't like he was sleeping with anyone else. And Lizzie for sure was, he saw the pictures on Facebook of her out with other guys. He wished he could ask her to be his girlfriend, but he knew she'd laugh in his face.
There was also the way she treated him. Like after they fucked one night, and she went through his Netflix history making fun of him. "Two whole seasons of Gilmore Girls? Really? I didn't realize you had a vagina." Or when he took her out to dinner, and she egged him to donate fifty bucks to a homeless man. "Holy shit, you know he's just going to spend it on drugs," she said, cackling, "How can you waste your cash like that!?"
It didn't help that even three months into his freshman year of college, he hadn't made many friends. His roommate Lucas and he were friendly, but the guy was pledging a fraternity and wasn't around much.
One afternoon, he got a text from Lizzie. "Duuuuuude," she wrote, "Is this your mom's instagram?" Brandon checked the link, and it was. His mom had recently started an account for her fashion blog, a site she operated in tune with the brand of her boutique clothing store.
"She is hot as balls!" Lizzie texted back, "Can you invite her over next time we fuck? I want this hottie licking my asshole." Crude as always, but Brandon saw something endearing in it. At least she wanted to fuck him again, and she had to like him somewhat to tease him like that.
She followed up with a screenshot of a post of his mom in a low cut dress. "I bet we wear the same bra size," she said, zoomed in on his mom's cleavage. "Big as fuck."
The next day, she was laying in his bed watching an episode of The Walking Dead and smoking weed. He was looking forward to sleeping with her that night, but Lucas barged in.
"Hey man," the roommate said, greeting both of them. It had been two weeks since Lucas had been back to the single room they shared, since he had been spending all his time at the frat house.
"These two weeks have been intense," he confessed, "I was scrubbing toilets, chugging bottles of vodka, carrying the brothers around campus in a stupid looking chariot. But three more days and then it's initiation."
"Congrats," Brandon said, "I know how much it means to you to join this frat."
"Tell me about it. I just have to get a date for it and then I'm golden."
"Well that shouldn't be a problem," Brandon replied, "You are with girls all the time." Brandon knew, because whenever Lucas brought a girl back, he had to sleep on the floor outside. Just a month ago, Brandon had heard a girl screaming her lungs out as Lucas filled her with dick in their room.
"Yeah, well, it's kind of a challenge," he said, "Like our final test. We all drew papers out of a hat for a special kind of woman we have to bring to the initiation as our date. Redhead, Asian girl, model. Something not too common, but broad enough. And if we don't fuck her that night, then we have to wait another month for initiation."
"Shit dude," Lizzie said, excited at the talk, "What'd you draw?"
Lucas held out a slip of paper, on which was written clearly in black letters: MILF.
"Haha fuck," Lizzie said, laughing, "You're lucky I was here. Brandon's mom is a Prime A MILF."
"No shit," Lucas replied, "Really?"
"Absolutely. Check out her instagram." And she handed her phone across the room as Lucas scrolled through pics of the mom in yoga poses and bikinis.
"Fuck," he said, his eyes wide, "She's gorgeous. She's really your mom, dude?"
"Yeah," Brandon admitted sheepishly, "That's her."
"Well fuck," Lucas said, still scrolling, "Well, since she's your mom I promise I'll treat her right. When I fuck her tits, I'll warn her to close her eyes before I bust in her face."
"Very funny," Brandon said, snatching back Lizzie's phone as she laughed her ass off on the bed next to him.
"Yeah, I'm just joshing. Of course I won't fuck your mom, you're my buddy. I'm sure there's plenty of MILFs around that I can snag."
"You're too kind," Lizzie said dismissively, "If I were you, I would be shoving my cock down that bitch's throat immediately."
That night, since Lucas was back, Lizzie went home to her own place. Brandon was disappointed, since he had been hoping to get laid. Instead, he sat on his bed with blue balls doing homework with Lucas casually checking his phone.
"Shit dude, I went back to your mom's instagram and she really does look great. Had to double tap some of these pictures."
"Yeah, she runs a women's clothes boutique so she's very conscious of her looks."
"Tell me about it. I've never seen clothes so slutty but so classy at the same time." He showed a picture of Brandon's mom in a long elegant dress, with a sort of stitching cut out around the cleavage. It was as if she were dressed to meet a royal court, but her tits had popped out to say hello.
"Very interesting styles," Lucas repeated.
A moment later, the phone chimed loudly.
"Hey, she followed me back," Lucas declared, "And she sent me a coupon for her store. Maybe I should go in tomorrow and use it. I see she has men's stuff too."
When Brandon finally rolled over to go to bed, Lucas was still awake tapping away at the phone.
The next morning when he woke up, Lucas was already gone. Still horny from last night, he texted Lizzie to come over.
The moment she stepped through the doorway, she stripped off her shirt and pants and leapt nude onto his bed. Her big tits jiggling, she straddled his face and pressed her pussy to his mouth.
"I want you to eat me so good," she commanded, her thick ass resting on his chin. Brandon munched away at her wet snatch, dripping down his cheeks.
"You know, I bet I know why Lucas isn't here right now. I bet he's out hunting for MILFs. And if I were looking for a busty MILF to plow in two days, I know exactly where I would go first. I would go right to your tease of a mom's store and see if I could interest her in an orgasm."
Brandon wanted to respond, but she gyrated her hips closer so he could barely breathe, nevertheless speak.
"And lookie here," she said, bringing her phone to his face to show him a Facebook post, "Lucas just 'checked in' at the boutique fifteen minutes ago."
He felt a wave of pleasure run through Lizzie's body, pulsing through her pussy and into his mouth.