Becoming A Condom Tester

I was short on money and wasn't sure I would make it to the end of the semester. I was a Junior at a small, elite east-coast university, but I was struggling to scrape together enough money to make it through the semester. I had one more month of rent to cover somehow before the end of the school year. I already had a part-time job and worked as many hours as I could handle together with my coursework. How else could I make enough to make it through to summer when I had a lucrative internship lined up?

I sighed and decided to search Craigslist Gigs and see what local options there might. After 20 minutes I had found a lot of the usual -- cleaning jobs, yard work, and similar things. Nothing sounded like a promising way to cover rent.

Just as I was about to give up, I noticed a very different posting. The title said simply "Condom Tester." I chuckled a bit, sure this was a prank posting. I clicked on it, thinking it would be good for a laugh. The posting was fairly short, and it read:

Condom Tester Wanted

Male and female individuals wanted to test condom fit, function, and robustness under medical supervision. Must pass a screening for sexually transmitted infections. Must sign a confidentially agreement. Pay will be $100 per test.

I read it again. $100 to test a condom? What did the test involve?

Out of curiosity, I called the number prepared to have it be a prank. I was a bit surprised when a woman answered with a friend "Hello, Holcomb Testing Enterprises. How may I help you?"

I stammered slightly "Um, yes, hi. I'm calling about the ad for the tester?"

"Oh, you mean the condom tester. Are you potentially interested?"

I replied. "Maybe. Can you tell me more what would be involved?"

She replied in a chipper voice "Certainly. You would be asked to have sexual intercourse with a test partner and then rate the condom on several performance factors. A licensed doctor will oversee all tests and conduct the physical inspection of the condom to assess its physical performance. All testers receive regular STI screening. Each test pays at least $100 to both testers."

I blinked, thinking to myself "Was this for real?"

The woman waited for a moment and then asked politely. "Do you have questions? Would you be interested in taking the next step and answering a few questions?"

"I, um, sure, I guess. No harm in that, right?"

She replied happily "Ok, great. Let's proceed. First question, have you had vaginal intercourse before?"

I replied "Yes, of course."

She moved on "With male or female partners or both?"

"Male" I replied.

She continued "How many partners have you had in the past 12 months."

I paused for a moment while I did a mental count. "Um, 10 I think."

She paused and then continued "Do you orgasm from vaginal intercourse."

I replied, thinking to myself that these were awfully personal questions "Sometimes."

She continued "Would you have any problems with having vaginal intercourse with a stranger for a test, keeping in mind that he would be wearing a condom."

I shrugged to myself. "No, I don't think I would. It's all medically supervised, and he's tested, right?"

She gave a reassuring "Oh yes, of course."

She paused for a moment before continuing "Well, you seem to be a good candidate. Are you available to come in tomorrow at 10am for the needed blood test and an initial suitability assessment? We'll of course pay you $100, and it should take about 45 minutes."

If I was going to back out, this was my chance. Would I really do this? Was it like prostituting myself for money? I really should back out.

Yet I replied "Yes, that will work for me. I don't have class until after lunch."

The friendly woman gave me the address and said to arrive about 10 minutes early to fill out some paperwork.

The next day I arrived 10 minutes early as instructed. The same voice greeted me and handed me some forms on a clipboard to fill out. I filled out a health questionnaire and then flipped through multiple pages of legalese before signing the forms.

The friendly woman at the front desk took the forms, looked over them, and then instructed me to follow her. She led me down a hallway past rooms labeled "Test Room 1" and "Test Room 2" to the third door with the label "Exam Room." There were a few more doors further down the hall. She opened the door, commenting "Please have a seat on the exam table, and the doctor will be with you shortly to do your intake health screening. With that she turned and left, shutting the door.

A few minutes later there was a knock on the door followed by the door opening and an older female doctor coming in. "Tanya? Hi. I'm Dr. Morganson. How are you today?"

I blinked, a bit surprised. I wasn't expecting a older woman for some reason. I would have guessed she was 60. "Um, hi. I'm doing ok."

She gave me a reassuring smile. "So you're interest in being a tester for us?"

I nodded a bit.

"Ok, well, we'll need to start with some STI tests and then a quick physical exam. Is that ok?"

I nodded a bit again. "Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I'm still not sure about this whole idea."

Dr. Morganson gave me a reassuring smile. "I know, it can be a bit unusual, and I'm sure you're nervous. Let's start with the tests and exams, and then we'll assess how comfortable you are and if you're suitable. No commitment, and of course no charge for the tests and exams. Ok?"

I nodded a bit.

Dr. Morganson retrieved a syringe from a drawer and took a blood sample from my left arm. After putting a cotton ball on it and taping it on she took the sample and left, saying "I'll start this processing. It should only take 15-20 minutes for results. Please remove your shirt and pants for the exam. I'll be right back."

I pulled my shirt over my head and laid it on the chair next to the exam table. As I unbuttoned my shorts and pulled them off, I wondered what I had gotten myself into. I sat back down on the exam table and looked around the room. It seemed to be standard for an exam room with an exam table, sink, drawers under the sink, jars of supplies, and other such things.

Just then the doctor knocked and entered. She gave me a bit of a smile as I sat there in my light pink bra and matching bikini bottoms. She placed the earpieces of a stethoscope in her ears and commented "Let's start with checking your heart" as she placed the cold metal of the other end against my chest. She listened for a moment and nodded. "Good."

As she put the stethoscope away she instructed "Remove your bra and underwear and lay down please."

I unclipped the bra, slipped it off, and tossed it on the chair. I slipped my bottoms off and tossed it on the chair as well. My nipples stiffened from the cold breeze coming from the vent in the ceiling as I laid back on the table.

She came over with a set of EKG pads. "I'm going to stick this on you, and we're going to watch your heart for a bit. We just need to make sure you're up to the rigors of being a tester. Questions?"

I thought it was a bit odd but nodded my head no.

She attached two of the pads to my chest and two on my inner thighs just above my knees. After connecting the wires to the EKG machine she sat down, saying "First we'll watch for a bit in a relaxed state. Just try to lie still please."

After watching the EKG screen for a few minutes she nodded. "Ok, that all looks good. I'll leave it on while I do a pelvic exam."

With that she stood and instructed "Bend your knees and spread your legs for me Tanya."

I obeyed, bending my knees and pushing them open to the sides, exposing myself to her.

She gave me a reassuring smile "I'm going to check that everything is in working order. I know a gynecological exam isn't exactly fun, but I'll try to make it bearable. Ready?"

I nodded slightly.

With that she stepped up next to me, reached down and parted my labia. Leaning down, she looked at my pussy as she held me open, causing me to blush a bit.

She slowly pushed a finger from her other hand into me, slowly pushing it in until it was fully inside me. I bit my lip, trying to stay quiet, but still a soft groan escaped my lips.

The doctor looked into my eyes and smiled a bit as she started to slowly twist her fingers back and forth. I groaned a bit more, still biting my lips.

The doctor smiled a bit more at me and slipped her finger out. A soft whimper escaped my lips.

The doctor smiled down at me as she asked, "You're sexually active, correct?"

I nodded my head yes.

She asked bluntly "Do you orgasm from getting fucked?"

I blushed at the phrasing of her question but nodded my head yes. "Sometimes, but not always."

She continued to smile at me as I laid in front of her, legs spread, pussy lips glistening now.

"One last test to see if you're suitable as a tester. Move down to the end of the table with your legs dangling off the end."

I scooted down, leaving my legs dangling. Then my eyes opened wide as the doctor unbuttoned her white lab jacket revealing that she was wearing only underwear under it. I stared at her, trying to process what was happening. My eyes opened even wider in shock as she pulled a strap-on out of a drawer under the sink and stepped into it, fastening it around her legs and waist.

I blinked, shocked. "W-what a-are you doing?"

She smiled reassuringly at me. "Well, I need to test how you respond to having sexy with a stranger, both physically and mentally. Nothing better than first-hand experience for the tester, right?"

I stared up at her blinking. She stood there for a moment with her hands on her hips. She might have been in her 60s, but her boobs looked firm under her white lace bra. B-cup maybe? Her stomach was toned and tight. Hanging in front of her was a long, thick pink cock.

I swallowed hard. "I, um, well, I guess so? Is this standard procedure for the exam?"

She nodded and stepped up to me between my legs. She lifted them and placed them on her shoulders. She then rubbed the tip of the pink cock along my now glistening labia, drawing a moan from me.

She smiled reassuringly down at me as she commented "You're very responsive. That's promising for a tester."

I smiled nervously up at her, blushing.

She positioned the tip of the cock against me and started to push forward, spreading me around the tip of it. She grabbed my ankles and pushed them apart and back towards me, spreading me widely as she slowly sank the cock into me. I stared up at her, a shocked look on my face as this women almost old enough to be my grandmother, or at least older than my mother, spread me wide and pushed a cock into me.

She continued until the entire cock was buried inside me. As it finished sinking into me, I felt it press against my cervix, drawing a deep groan for me. She held it there, not moving it, smiling down at me. "Impressive Tanya. Most testers aren't able to take all of this one. I think you might be a good testing partner for our more well-endowed male testers. They give the condoms the most rigorous test of their resilience, and it's hard to find women willing to be their partners for tests. We pay extra for those tests."

I whimpered, groaning softly as I laid there. I looked down. She held my legs wide, the large cock buried deep inside me, impaling me, making my stomach bulge a bit.

She saw me looking and chuckled a bit "It's quite a sight, isn't it?"

I blushed again and bit me lip.

She withdrew the cock most of the way out of me, saying "Ready to proceed?"

I nodded my head slightly yes.

She gripped my ankles more tightly and drove the cock forward, taking me hard with it. I squealed as she drove it in, making my breasts bounce a bit. She quickly withdrew the cock and drove it back into me, not pausing. She then started to really fuck me, bouncing me on the table with the strength of her fucking.

I grunted as she fucked me hard, then groaned with a mixture of shock and deep arousal as I looked down and saw how I was spread around the cock, how it glistened as it slid out of me.

She pushed my legs back more, bending me almost in half, getting more leverage as she pounded into me, starting to pant herself, sweat glistening on her brow as she fucked me even harder.

She continued to fuck me hard until I cried out "Oh shit, doctor, ooo -- I'm close...."

She pushed my legs back even more and fucked me harder, grunting each time she slammed into me.

I screamed "Ooh fuck, doctor, ooooh fu-fuck....", my scream tailing off into a deep groan as I came hard, my body spasming.

She drove the cock as deep into me as she could and held it there while I came, smiling down at me. She looked down at the cock as I laid there, panting, recovering. I glanced down too and saw that it had measurements marked on the top of it. She announced with a smile, pointing at a measuring scale on the cock "Your aroused vaginal depth is 7.5 inches. You'll do well with our bigger male testers."

I blushed a bit and forced a smile. "Um, thanks? I think?"

She slid the cock out of me and stepped back, leaving me gapping open. "Only if you want to. But we pay double for a condom resilience test. Those require the male tester to be at least 95th percentile in cock length and girth. I think you could handle it. This cock is a bit bigger than those measurements."

I laid there, still trying to catch my breath, taking it all in. This was a lot. I had just gotten fucked by a female doctor, and she was older than my mom. Now she was telling me I had a big vagina and could earn even more fucking well-endowed guys.

I suddenly started chucking a bit, then giggling.

The doctor looked at me with a confused look. "Are you ok Tanya?"

Still giggling, I managed to get out. "Yes, it's just, it's so much. I mean, you fucked me. Now you're telling me I have a big vagina and can earn more money getting fucked by guys with big cocks..."

The doctor smiled a bit. "Well, that's not quite how I said it, but think of it as your contribution to the safety and pleasure of so many couples. And to science. We publish the results of our studies. Testers are kept anonymous of course."

I laid there on the table, legs spread, staring up at her as I thought to myself "If I'm going to say no, now's the time." But I nodded my head yes and said "I'll give it a try."

The doctor stood there with her lab jacket still 0pen, the large cock between her legs as she picked up the printout from the EKG and looked it over. She nodded a bit. "Very good. You seem to be up to the rigors of being a tester. You can get up and get dressed."

She slipped the strap-on off and placed it in the sink as I got dressed. Once we were both fully dressed again, she walked me to the front to sign a few forms. She then handed me $100 in cash.

By the time I got home I already had a message from the same chipper woman asking if I could come in a 9am the following day for my first test. Apparently, a female tester had to cancel because she came down with the flu. After briefly thinking I should cancel and back out, I called her back and accepted.

The next morning I was at the testing office smiling nervously as I checked in at the front desk. The same woman was there, just as enthusiastic as yesterday. "Hi Tanya, welcome back. Thank you for being some flexible and coming in at the last minute like this. We really appreciate it."

I stammered a bit. 'Um, sure, I mean, I don't have class until 11 so I have time."

She replied "Great! Thank you again. Please head back to testing room 2. The doctor will meet you there."

I made my way back to the testing room. As I opened the door and walked it I looked around. There was a queen-sized bed along one wall and a small countertop with a sink and some small bins of supplies. On one side of the room was a metal stand of some sort. I had never seen anything quite like it, but it sort of reminded me of the stand part of one of those cross-country ski machines. There was a platform to stand on just above floor level. A metal post came up from there, and then a horizontal post was attached to that. There was a padded bumper facing the standing area with a metal bar extending out the other side with a couple of handles.

Just as I was looking at it, trying to figure it out the same doctor came in, saying "Welcome back Tanya."

When she saw me looking at the contraption, she smiled a bit. "Don't worry, we won't be using that today. A tester needs some experience before we move on to a full pound test." I smiled nervously, wondering what that was and what I had gotten myself into.

She moved on quickly "Ready for your first testing session?"

I nodded my head nervously yes.

Giving me a reassuring smile, she touched my arm lightly as she said "It's perfectly normal to be nervous no matter how sexually experienced you are. If anything makes you uncomfortable just say so, and the session will stop. I'll be here through the full session given that it is your first test."

I blushed a bit thinking about her watching me have sex, yet it was also reassuring.

"Please go ahead and get undressed, and I'll explain how a testing session works."

I slipped my shorts down and pulled my t-shirt off, tossing them on the chair. My bra and bottoms followed, leaving me nude in front of her, my nipples quickly stiffening.

She slipped a hand under my left breast and gave it a playful squeeze "Very nice Tanya. You'll be popular with the male testers." I gasped softly and blushed.

Moving on quickly, she explained the process.

"Each test has an objective to test. The position is specified, and some instructions are given. Once questions are answered, the testing staff will usually leave, though today I'll stay and observe. The audio of the sessions is monitored, and if you ever want to stop just say the word coffee."

I chuckled a bit at that. "Why coffee?"

The doctor smiled, asking "Can you think of a situation in which you would say coffee during sex?"

"I guess not" I replied.

She nodded and continued "Once the session objective has been met and the session ends, then both testers take the evaluation forms out of the manilla envelope that will be on the counter. In some cases, the staff will interview one or both testers with additional questions. From there you are free to go, though you can clean up in the shower room as needed. Any questions?"

I asked "Testing objective. What does that mean?"

She nodded slightly. "Let's look at today's session description as an example."

She opened a folder she was carrying, pulled out a piece of paper, and handed it to me. It read:

Testing objective: male and female sensitivity and pleasure and condom reliability under normal vaginal intercourse use.

Position: Male on top missionary

Duration of test: Until intercourse completion with a minimum of 5 minutes of vaginal intercourse.

Special conditions: None

I glanced up at the doctor as she asked "Questions?"

"So how does this work? Does the other tester come in and we, um, do it?"

The doctor nodded. "Pretty much. Some testers find they need to be warmed up a bit, and most partners are willing to help with that. Others just jump right into it. There is always lubricant available, though check under special conditions. Some tests don't allow the use of lube."

I nodded a bit.

She gave me a reassuring smile. "Ready for your first testing session?"

I nodded a bit, and she instructed me to follow her.

We entered the room labeled "Testing Room 2" where I found a man sitting on the edge of the bed in boxers waiting for us. He must have been in his late 40s or early 50s, partially balding with a little bit of a gut. The thought "He looks kind of like my dad" flashed thorugh my mind. I somehow hadn't really thought about being fucked by an older guy as part of this. The doctor greeted him "Good morning Frank. This is Tanya. She's new with us, and this will be her first test so I'll be staying to observe."