I'm at the bar. But not the bar you think, the ballet barre.
I'm a stranger here, not only am I the only male in the class, I'm the only male in the entire dance school. This is the throne room of the feminine. The house that estrogen built. Though I've been in the class for more than a year, I never tire of hot bodies and tight clothes. The women probably have no idea what is going on in my dirty little mind. I love to dance, of course, but the hobby has its own fringe benefits.
We're already deep into warmup, the ancient, well known routine; plies, stretches, long extensions.
This feline Peruvian beauty arrives late and takes the spot in front of me. The line adjusts to her addition, we're all dancers after all, changes to the line are just minor challenges.
As we finish a series of jettes, the teacher calls for "Grande Battlements!" (high kicks). She paces up and down the line in full drill sergeant. She's got a staff and she's striking it on the wooden floor, emphasizing each count as she commands "5, 6, 7, 8!"
My carefully pointed foot is peaking over the head of the woman in front of me. Sweat is dripping down my face, making it a challenge to not to kick her in the skull. It's hard work, and to deal with it, I desperately need a distraction.
"Turn!" the teacher yells, and in unison the entire line changes direction; "5, 6, 7, 8!" I admire the line of fine toned asses, and tight bodies. There is rarely much left to the imagination, and I've grown used to the shapes and curves and beautiful lines.