I worked my way through grad school with a home restoration business--mainly painting and minor repairs on older homes.
My buddy in real estate sold a home, which was just vacated by an elderly lady whose out-of-town son had to put her in a nursing home. The home sold almost immediately, with the contingency that it be painted inside and out.
It was a pretty big house, but I had a month to finish it. Cash payment and a vacant house--the best kind--and good money at that. The son of the old lady would drop by from time to time to check on the progress. He was a psychologist, and since I had formerly worked as a counselor and studied psych., we had a lot to talk about.
One day the wife of the new owner stopped by while I and the psychologist were there. She was an awesome black woman in her late 20s or early 30s. With a medium-volume fro and a great big smile, she was very personable and energetic. And she had a body to die for, easy to see in the scanty clothes she wore in the hot summer weather. She was very muscular, like a track and field athlete, and had the firmest, medium-size breasts that stuck straight out, with the longest, pointiest nipples I've ever seen.
We three chatted for about an hour, and, after she left, I even made a comment to the psychologist about her scrumptious boobs and nipples. He agreed she had the most bodacious bod, adding that she might hold some kind of world record in the nipple department. He also said she was clearly flirting with me. I really wasn't sure, she being so generally friendly and all, but at his urging, modern-day shaman that he was, I decided to make a play for her.
The next time she stopped by, I was there working alone that morning. We got to talking about barbecued ribs, and like me, she loved them. I suggested I go get some at the best place in town, which was nearby, bring them back to the house, and we share some together later that day for lunch.
She said, "Great idea! I'll look forward to nibbling on that meat," taking an ever-so-brief glance at my crotch.
Was she just teasing, or was she really going to follow through? I mean, this just seemed too easy.
I left to go get two slabs of pork ribs, all the fixin's, and some beer around 11:30 AM, was back by noon, and thought she would never arrive.