Ayas Adventures

On the bus

Aya was rushing to the bus stop trying not to drop any of the multiple tote bags she had distributed across both of her shoulders. Luckily, she was on flat shoes so she wasn't at risk of faceplanting. When she finally made it to the bus stop there was already a small group of people waiting anxiously. As always, the bus was late and quite full by the time it arrived. Turning on her sharp elbows, Eya managed somehow to get on the bus. Unfortunately, it was standing room only and she was hanging off the hand rails like a bonobo monkey. Her butt was sticking in the face of some poor shmuck who was sitting behind her. Somebody's handbag was pressing against her ribs and she was pretty sure there was an umbrella handle poking her in the back.

At least I won't be too late, Aya thought. Catching up with her besties was always a treat. They were all so busy lately and didn't get as many chances to get together as they used to. Aya's tummy rumbled and she remembered fondly the giant burrito she had for breakfast. Dinner for breakfast -- what a marvelous idea! Now she wasn't so sure anymore as her belly was starting to ache. She was mortified about farting on the bus with so many people around stuffed like sardines. There would be no way to pretend it wasn't her. And the poor shmuck sitting behind her will totally get it in his face. Aya would just die if that happened! But not before turning bright red like a tomato.

Aya was getting increasingly uncomfortable and beginning to squirm as much as the crush of bodies around her would allow. She was twisting and turning this way and that way but the pressure on her poor anus was unrelenting. Suddenly, she felt a tap on her butt.

"Here, love, let me help you with that!" said the geyser sitting behind her and pulled down her pants and nickers. Aya gasped speechless. Before she could react, she felt something going inside her butt. She squeaked more from surprise than pain. The geyser must have licked the catheter!

"Let go, love -- it's Ok." She felt another tap this time on her naked bottom.

Aya let it rip. It felt like she was going for ever. Literally, she felt like it would never end. Finally, blessedly, it was over. The relief was unbelievable. She felt the catheter leaving her anus. Then a tissue was placed between her cheeks. Finally, her undies and pants were gently pulled back up and another familiar tap on her now clothed butt.

Aya sighed with relief. "Cheers, buddy -- I so needed that!" she said looking over her shoulder.

"Are you kidding me -- I got enough hydrogen to boil an egg later!" said the man staring at the readout of his portable gas spectrometer. "I should be thanking you, gassy cheeks!"

On the way

Aya got off at her stop and started walking to the hookah bar where she was meeting her besties. Unfortunately, she discovered that flatulence wasn't the only byproduct of having a burrito for breakfast. The shits were coming next! And boy were they coming fast... Now it was Aya's belly that was hurting. She was still some distance away from the hookah place where she could use the facilities. Aya looked around frantically but there were no public toilets in sight. At the last minute, before she could literally shit her pants, she spotted a designated public defecation garden. She quickened her step and went straight into the flower beds. Aya quickly dropped her pants and knickers, squatted, and released an avalanche of shit.

Groaning, she wiped herself with the tissue left in her undies by the hydrogen thief from the bus. Pulling her pants back up she quickly turned to leave the garden. On her way out, she swiped her smart-ring for some credits for her donation to the garden.

Look at that, Aya thought to herself, what a win-win-win. Good for the flowers, good for my bowels and a little something for my troubles. The day was looking up already.

Aya picked up her pace and started again on her way to meet her friends. She quickened her step in anticipation of the good times they were going to have together!

On the bar

"Oh my god, peeps!" cried Aya when she spotted her buddies Siya and Fou Fou. "I can't wait to tell about what happened to me on the way over here!" Aya promptly started telling her friends about what happened on the bus and in the garden.

"Oh well, babe, you win some, you lose some," said Fou Fou referring to the fertilizer credit and the hydrogen escape, respectively.

"Luckily, you can to the right place to win some more," laughed Siya, pulling out the hookah nozzle and licking it with her lips. She reached back, pulling up her nano-skirt and inserted the hookah nozzle in her anus. "Ahhh, talking about blowing smoke up my ass!"

"Talk about a smoking ass," Aya couldn't resist slapping it.

As the flavored water in the contained bubbled up Siya's anus, Fou Fou giggled, "Now we are cooking with gas!"

"I'll have you know I've already stored all of my hydrogen earlier this morning. The only thing currently floating up my caboose is limited edition raspberry-flavored Drum tobacco!" Siya was positively pouting.

"Oh my god, babes," exclaimed Aya, "think of the mad tips you can earn blowing that shit out of your ass! Raspberry-flavoured tobacco is very de rigour at the moment."

"Oh my god, girl," Siya said, no longer pouting, "when you are right you are right!"

Fou Fou grabbed Siya's hand and they proceeded towards the bar. Siya bent over lying flat on the bar while Fou Fou pulled down Siya's nano-skirt and held Siya's butt cheeks apart. Aya grabbed a bottle of whipped cream conveniently placed behind the bar just for these sorts of occasions. She licked the tip and pressed it inside Siya's anus, squeezing copious amounts inside Siya's rectum. Soon, whipped cream was overflowing from Siya's anus and spreading around her butt cheeks.

"Giving a new meaning to the term sweet cheeks, girl," said Fou Fou while slapping Siya's cheeks together and spreading the whipped cream around.

Aya couldn't resist the temptation and proceed to lick the whipped cream off of Siya's ass. Suddenly, more whipped cream exploded all over Aya's face who gasped, startled. The smell of rare tobacco with the scent of raspberries was thick in the air. There wasn't even a hint of methane or hydrogen sulfide.

"Here, let me help you with that," said Fou Fou and proceeded to lick Aya's face clean.