It was the summer of '04.
My aunt and uncle from Palm Springs had visited my family in Western Massachusetts for the first time in many years. I was eighteen and horny, craving women of all shapes and sizes. That's right—just about any female creature with tits and a vagina seemed to be fair game.
Chitchatting in the kitchen on the evening in question were my mom and Aunt Colette—a French lady, with a sexy accent and a surprisingly athletic body, even for a woman of sixty. I was also in the kitchen but too distracted by the allure of my aunt to contribute to the conversation at hand.
Outside, my dad and Uncle Jacob, laughing at whatever, probably politics or religion, they drank wine by the pool, oblivious to the black bear watching them from a secluded spot in the forest that only I could see from my equally secluded spot in the kitchen.
"I have to go to the restroom," Colette announced suddenly.
My pulse quickened at the thought of my aunt sitting on the toilet, panties and shorts bunched around her knees. From the kitchen, I followed Aunt Colette to the downstairs bathroom and ducked into the family room as she shut the door to the restroom, to use her term, even though when I think of a "restroom," mental images of tiled walls and brightly lit toilets in restaurants or department stores come to mind.