Copyright Oggbashan April 2005
The author asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.
This is a work of fiction. The events described here are imaginary; the settings and characters are fictitious and are not intended to represent specific places or living persons.
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Three or four times a year a sign saying 'Auditions' used to appear at the entrance to an unmade track leading off a major road I used daily. It always seemed incongruous but I knew what it was about.
About half a mile down that track was a former farm building that was the base for a small mail-order company that sold protective wear, mainly for women. They imported and distributed hotel wear, café uniforms, care assistants dresses etc.
They had been producing illustrated catalogues once a quarter that they sent out to their customers. When they changed from using line drawings to photographs back in the 1960s they needed models to pose in the protective wear. All they wanted were normal women not fashion models or catwalk queens. The cost of hiring from commercial model agencies was too high for the purpose so they started to look for models themselves.
The first catalogue 'with real photographs' used their friends and families. After the next quarterly catalogue the friends and family said 'enough'. The work was boring and they weren't paid except for out-of-pocket expenses.
The Managing Director had a bright idea. Why not advertise locally for models and select some that would appreciate the work? He put an advertisement in the local paper and was surprised at the response. He had no idea that so many women wanted to be models.
He had so many applicants that he set up auditions. The normal access to his buildings was through a narrow street and trade vehicles were constantly moving. At the back of the buildings, with no access to the main entrance, there was a large paved area that could be a car park. The approach was down the farm track.
He asked a farmer friend to smooth the track's worst bumps and potholes. Then he specified that the potential models should come down the track. He would put a professionally painted sign at the road end of the track saying 'Auditions' and a large yellow arrow pointing up the track.
Some were deterred and thought something was odd. They didn't arrive. Those who did come were paid their expenses, had several photos taken in the items of protective wear, and were told that if the pictures were used they would get a fee. All those who attended the auditions were sent large sized proofs of the photos and a headed letter from the Managing Director thanking them.
Some of the models were able to use the photos to form a portfolio. Those whose pictures were used could claim that on their resume. If a model was particularly good the MD sent their details to a friend who was a model agency's rep in London. One in a hundred of the hopefuls got an audition in London.
It seemed to work well for the company and the potential models. It went on four times a year for nearly forty years. A handful of those auditioned had minor successes in London. Then it stopped when the MD decided to wind the company up when he retired. They had a large party for the retiring workforce and those who had been models over the years and all lived happily ever after. The workers left at the close were all retiring on pensions. Anyone young had been encouraged to move to other jobs months or years before the end. The buildings and stock were sold to another mail order company that lasted a couple of years before it folded.
And that was that. Until about three weeks ago. As I drove down the main road I saw the 'Auditions' sign again. It was freshly painted. So was the arrow.
Over the next week I asked my contacts about it. No one knew anything except that an out-of-town company had bought the buildings at an auction.
A few days later I was attending an acquaintance's funeral. I took one of my friends back to our rural railway station to catch a train back to London. As his train arrived three young women got off it. I was not looking forward to returning to the funeral reception because I knew very few of the people who would be there.
It was so unusual to see three strangers at our station in the middle of the day that I stopped to see who would collect them. No one did. One of them came across to me.
"Excuse me," she said. "Where can we get a taxi?"
"A taxi?" I replied. "Taxis only come here by arrangement. Where were you going?"
"We've come for an audition to be models," She said.
My interest was aroused. I guessed that they were in their mid-twenties. They must be going to the old factory. I'd like to find out what was happening there. Anything would be more interesting than attending the rest of the funeral of someone I barely knew.
"Do you have directions?"
"Yes."
She opened her handbag and pulled out a letter. Enclosed was a map with the farm track highlighted.
"I can take you there," I said. "It's on my way."
"Are you sure?"
"You won't get there otherwise. The only taxi has to come from eight miles away and will charge you for those miles."
"Oh. We haven't got much money."
I could see that. They were dressed in the current youth fashions of short flared denim skirts, cropped T-shirts and white puffy jackets. All their clothes were cheap supermarket brands.
"I'll make a deal with you," I suggested.
They looked slightly startled and wary.
"Not THAT sort of deal," I added hurriedly. "I'm curious about these auditions. Locally we don't know anything about them."
They looked even more worried.
"If I take you there, I'd like to hang around and see what is happening. It is just curiosity. If you tell them that I'm your driver I can stay while you take the auditions. Afterwards I'll bring you back here. That means that you won't be stranded in the middle of nowhere and..."
"...and we'll have an escape route if things aren't what they should be?"
"Well, yes."
I felt almost old enough to be their father. I'm not, by a long way, but they seemed like townies stuck out in the rural wilderness they didn't understand.
The three of them went into a huddle for a few seconds.
"We accept. You can be our driver and hang around waiting for us. No peeking in on the auditions if we have to do partial nudity though."
"Agreed. I'll keep away if that is likely."
They climbed into my car and I started down the station approach.
"My name is Henry, normally called Harry," I said. "I'm local and have a business here."
"I'm Deborah, Deb," said the one who had been the spokesperson.
"Hello, Deb."
"This is Amanda. She's my cousin. The other one is Sandra, Sandy, Amanda's flatmate."
"Hello Amanda and Sandy."
"Hello Harry," They chorused.
"Harry, why are you so curious?" Sandy asked.
I explained about the history of the protective wear company and their models and what had changed. All three of them asked questions as I explained.
"That sounded like a reasonable exchange between the models and the company," Deb said. "But that was then and now you know nothing about the new owners?"
"Nothing at all."