I take you into my bathroom and undress you to give you a hot bath; a really hot bath; almost too hot. Just as hot as you can tolerate. A hot bath relaxes your muscles, stimulates your skin and opens your pores.
I use a lamb's wool sponge and organic, peppermint soap. The organic oil in the soap is a good moisturizer. The lamb's wool makes the soap get really sudsy like the suds machine that you see at the car wash. The peppermint oil in the soap smells really good and invigorating but it also tingles the skin, especially on certain parts of the body. It feels really good. I use the stuff every day. Tonight, I share it with you.
When I have made sure that you are good and clean, I drain the bathtub and stand you under the shower. I have to make sure the clingy soap suds are rinsed off, really well. You have just been sitting in water that is 100ΒΊF. The water from the shower will be warm but, comparatively, much cooler than the water you were just in. I might as well be rinsing you with ice water.
My shower has a detachable head with a long hose. I take it down and turn it on. You jump at the cool sensation of the water. Your nipples get hard in a second. In a few moments, your body adjusts to the temperature and I continue rinsing you off. I turn the knob on the shower nozzle and switch it to a pulsating massage. I make sure every part of you has been well rinsed. I tease you between the legs. The pulsating water makes your legs shake so much I have to pull away before you fall down.
I help you get out of the shower and lay you down on the hard tile floor. We are in my master bathroom suite with plenty of space to lie down. You are dripping wet and the water pools on the tile. Your body still trembles from the water torture you just had. You close your eyes and relax. You expect me to towel you off but the look in my eye says I have something else in mind.
There is a port on the wall, down on the baseboard. It is the connection for the central vacuum system. I hook up the hose and turn it on. It doesn't make much noise but you can still hear the motor running and air rushing up the pipe. I have a specially designed attachment for my vacuum hose. It's made of shiny metal but the attachment has a soft rubber rim that won't hurt any body part it touches. I use this vacuum to suck all the water off your body. I make sure I get you completely dry, front and back. I make sure to pay special attention to the hard to reach places.
The vacuum makes slurping sounds as it sucks the water off your body. The rushing air tickles! I press the end of the hose close to your skin. It makes ticklish vibrating sensations as it sucks against your skin. The rubber end of the attachment keeps you from getting hurt.
I press the hose against your breast. The whirring of the motor gets louder as your ample bosom gets sucked in. The rushing air tingles your nipples, and makes them stand up, rock hard. I trace a path down your abdomen. Your stomach muscles instinctively tighten. The little bit of water pooling in your belly button disappears up the hose.
I prop your feet up on the floor and spread your knees apart to make it easier for me to dry the last part of you with my vacuum cleaner. You are simultaneously aroused and frightened by the thought of a household appliance getting near your private parts but the confidence in my movements tells you that I know what I am doing. I move the hose closer and closer to home base. You close your eyes and wince. Your legs tremble with suspense.
I tease my appliance, slowly, up the inside of your thigh. The rush of cold air against your mound tells you the moment is near. You hear the pitch of the motor rise and fall as the hose repeatedly slurps your lips into its mouth. You can't believe how good it feels. You part your knees and spread your legs. I take a few moments to suck up the water that has puddled on the floor under your bum. The hose makes a farting sound as it vibrates the flesh of your butt cheeks.