After losing to Cecelia and enduring the embarassment of facing people at work after what happened to me, I thirsted for a rematch. A woman named Sue that I worked with offered to get me in the next time they had wrestling set up and that maybe I could get my rematch that way. She did not go every time and had missed seeing me lose to Cecelia. This was probably a good thing since I've been trying to go out with her for some time. I had the thought that maybe I could "kill two birds with one stone."
She called me on Friday afternoon and gave me an address. I arrived and she was waiting for me outside. (She was wearing a very short skirt and it looked good on her.) This was a house that we had recently foreclosed on and it was vacant. Typically, this is the kind of "venue" they used for their wrestling exhibitions: vacant, spacious, upscale, and at the edge of town. These events are supposed to be 100% female only, but she got me in, anyway.
Two women from work, Marie and Ashley, were going to go at it. There was a lot of bad blood between them. Things at work had boiled over, hot words were said, and there was nothing left for them but a physical confrontation to set things straight.
Marie is a stout-looking woman with short dark hair. She looks farmgirl-strong and has a hot temper. Ashley is a tall skinny girl with a lot of bushy brown hair and loads of attitude. Neither of them is popular and the crowd of about twenty people there were looking forward to seeing how this one played out.
Me, I wanted Cecelia. But, I found out that Cecelia had been sent out of town on business and wouldn't be there. At least I was with Sue. The night had potential anyway.
Marie and Ashley didn't even wait to change into swimsuits. They just waded into each other and started slapping, punching, and kicking each other. Ashley was hopelessly outclassed. It didn't take long for Marie to establish dominance and start the beatdown. Marie punched her in the face several times and Ashley's nose and mouth were bleeding. Marie pulled out several handfuls of Ashley's hair and literally kicked her ass. Then she grabbed Ashley by the hair and the seat of her pants and ran her out the door.
The crowd went wild. The wine was flowing and the women were cheering. I couldn't believe what I'd just seen. Then, a woman I know named Rebecca came out in a swimsuit. She was short and blonde and kinda chubby, but cute overall. She was going to take on this guy named Tim that works in the mail room.
Sue clued me in on this one. Tim has asked Rebecca out on dates constantly since he started working there a couple of months ago. She's told him no and that she's just not interested, but he won't give up. She wants to fight him in order to get the message across that she wants him to leave her alone. Sue told me that Tim-from-the-mail-room has no clue about what he's in for. He thinks this is some kind of a game and that this is his chance to get with her. Poor guy, he's in for a rude awakening.
Tim came out wearing boxer shorts. He's somewhat overweight and soft-looking. He seems to think this is funny somehow. He has no idea that Rebecca is out for blood.
Once they get the signal to start, Tim starts toward her in a non-threatening way with a big smile on his face. Rebecca runs toward him and plants a big kick right in his big belly. He grabs his stomach and goes down hard. The crowd goes wild.
I looked at Sue and she was wild-eyed. She was yelling, "Kill him! Kill him!"
Tim's on the floor trying to get his breathing back to normal. He gets on all fours and tries to stand up. Rebecca goes up behind him and grabs the waistband of his boxers with both hands.
"No! Please don't!" he screamed.
He tried to hold on, but she snatched his boxers off in spite of his best efforts. The women were laughing at him. He tried to cover up his junk with both hands, but all that did was leave him wide open for her to punch and kick him without any resistance.