Author's Note: Contains watersports/piss and in general 'dirty-ness'/ass worship stuff.
"Sophie, Sophie, Sophie..." I rubbed my thumb over the resume copy in front of me. There was something archaic about getting a paper copy of a resume these days. I scanned over her credentials. Yale SOM, a business graduate... interesting. 4.0 GPA, but who doesn't have that these days? That just keeps you from getting filtered out. All in all, she was a good candidate. Recent graduate, looked to be in her early twenties, and driven. I had looked at more impressive resumes to be sure, but she certainly seemed to fit the bill.
No doubt the most interesting part of her resume was the tiny thumbnail-size portrait paper clipped to the document. Her strawberry hair was pulled back, and aside from her hazel eyes, she had a half-smirk on her face. This was all highly irregular, but something about that smirk... I kept staring at her as I repeated her name...
"...Mark?" My current secretary, Lisa, was halfway into my office with a concerned look on her face.
I cast an annoyed look down at Sophie's portrait as if it had been deceiving me. With a forced, "Ahemm," I raised my eyebrows at Lisa. Best to pretend I wasn't daydreaming about a prospective admin assistant.
"...was something wrong, Mr. Barrigan?" Her eyes search mine. She knew something was off. Of course, she had picked this moment to walk in on me... but alas, you don't spend thirty years as a secretary without a little clairvoyance developing.
"No, Lisa, everything is fine." I lied. Better to change the tone here, "What about that lunch reservation at Vongola?"
Lisa isn't buying it, but what can she do? She works for me.
"They seemed a little... put out but made the accommodations you asked." She replies, the monotonous tone nearly sending me straight to sleep.
"Ah, of course. Well... at least it's settled then." I give her a curt nod to say 'get out,' and she gets the message.
When the door clicks shut, I flip the resume back over and stare at the image of Sophie again. On a whim, I unclip the small picture.
A second identically sized picture that had been hidden behind the first slips out onto my desk. My heart pounds in my chest as I stare at Sophie's breasts. The pale nipples stare back at me as I nearly drool on the tiny picture. It's a small image, and I hold it closer to my face like a complete pervert.
"Sir?" I nearly faint. Lisa is somehow back in the doorway.
"Goddamnit, Lisa, what?" I flip the images over on my desk.
"There's a...Sophie... in the lobby here. She said you'd asked her to come in and interview in person for the next round...?" Her enunciation of 'Sophie' made it clear she was assuming the girl was lying.
"...she said w-... uh... yeah. I did. Actually, yes." My face flushed, so I spun my chair around and stood to look out the massive glass window behind me.
"Yep. She had... the best credentials, so I asked her to just skip the Zoom round." It sounded like bullshit coming out of my mouth, and I was certain Lisa was about to say something along the lines of 'I'm calling HR,' but instead, she nodded and shut the door.
Interesting, this... Sophie was something else apparently. How had she timed this so perfectly? I smirked as I pictured this new little minx so obviously throwing herself at me. It wasn't just the career ladder she was trying to climb. Heh...
A soft knock at the door sounds. I start to open my mouth and command her to enter, but the door opens anyway, and in walks the most beautiful redhead I've ever seen. My god...
"You must be, Sophie."
"Figure that out by yourself, did you?" She mocks back at me. The hair on my neck goes up as her eyes settle on me. I feel like I'm sitting in a Petri dish waiting to be dissected. Her eyes follow me as I reach for and snag her resume from my desk. I motion for her to take a seat only to have her cock an eyebrow at me.
"Take a seat... where?" She asks. Her tone drips sex, and in spite of my shame, I feel an erection growing.
"Hah... Well. You could try the chair if you want." I kick myself inwardly for sounding like such a dweeb.
You do this for a living, dumbass -
I shout at myself.
"Oh, the chair? Hmm. Pity then." She plops down in the chair, and I wipe a line of sweat off my brow. Why are her breasts so perfect, and why can't I stop looking at them?!
I sit down at the desk and search for something to fiddle with to try and hide my panic.
"How should we do this?" She asks.
"Do... what?" I ask, her direct question catching me off guard.
"Well, you're going to hire me. And then we have your new role to discuss, silly." Her eyes sparkle at me. My gaze at her suddenly feels like I'm looking at her through a tunnel.
"I... I... what?" I managed to squeak.
"Now, now, silly. Use your words." She mimes teaching me and flashes a predatory smile, "I think this is going to be more fun than I realized." Her eyes drift over my desk and rest on the image of my wife.
"We can fix that later." She says, her eyes drifting back to mine, and I feel myself wilt. My soul wants to melt for this woman. I take a deep breath and try to focus my mind.
"I'm not sure what you mean...but let's discuss your resume." I croak out, my voice hoarse and raspy.
"Oh, yes. Let's... discuss." She purrs. Before I can say anything, she's up and moving around to my side of the desk. She flips her top down, and her magnificent breasts spring into vision before my eyes.
"This is what you meant, right?" She says as she stands nearly on top of me, as I look up at her from my chair. Her left breast and nipple are now nearly at eye level, and I stare at it wantonly.
I try to stutter out a response, but her finger shushes me, "Hush. I think let's do it this way. Each time you want to bring up a portion of my resume, you're going to suck my tit first."
My eyes flare open, and I look up at her, "Sophie... that's."
"How we're going to do it, Mark." She finishes.
She motions for me to comply, her finger wagging at me. She wants me to do it, to grab her breast on my own and give in. I look up at her again. I see my life crumbling in her eyes as she peers down at me. My mouth settles over her nipple, and I start to suck as she pulls her own resume up to her face and scans it.
"How about my grades? I'm sure other sluts that applied have good grades." She nonchalantly continues down each section while my mouth worships her nipple. She grabs my head and pulls my head back. A wet smack sounds as my mouth disconnects with her breast.
"So, my grades are the best, aren't they?" She laughs, "That's what you'll say at least."
I nod up to her. She smirks and guides my mouth to her right breast.
"I know my senior project kind of... well, let's face it. It sucked." My mouth works on her nipple, trying desperately to please her.
"I bet you got some great ones too." She continues, "But... alas. Here I am, and here they aren't."
She pulls my mouth off her nipple again, and I fight the urge to complain.
How quickly I've turned to putty
.
"So, you're a boob guy then?" She asks me.
"Actually, I've... uh, I've always been an ass guy, kind of..." I mutter back up to her.
"Kind of?" She cocks her eyebrow again. "You're only kind of an ass guy?" She rolls her eyes.
"You'll be slobbering over mine starting from today. Won't you?" She smiles. She didn't need an answer.