This is fiction, contains peeing and masturbation, and takes absurd license with the standards of architecture and plumbing. It's also the first such story I have written. I hope you enjoy it and please send any comments.
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The locker room was so quiet my sneakers echoed on the carpet. There was a neatly folded stack of white towels at the door and as I yawned I grabbed the top one. The clock on the wall was off. During the tour the guy had said well it's right twice a day! I had thought about arguing and thought better of it. He didn't seem too concerned about time. "Get here early and we'll get after it!" It was five AM if my watch was right, or two fifteen in the morning or afternoon if the trainer turned out to be correct.
I had overslept a little and rushed out the door to make it on time for early which I assumed five was. I felt my way through the front door of the gym and past the desk carefully. I yawned. Guess someone's here but I don't see them. The lights were dim and I followed the wall to the locker room to get changed.
The changing room was sparse but almost clinically clean. I made my way to the back and dropped my bag on the bench. I opened it and started to extract my shorts, socks, a shirt and a right and left shoe into a pile next to me. Underwear? I thought and reached in deeper until I found a pair of gray briefs. I stripped out of my clothes and looked in the mirror on the wall.
"A little heavy," I thought. But that's why we're here. I straightened up my posture and say the hint of where a stomach muscle might be again. "Still. Pretty strong." My legs were thick and muscular and my chest was broad. We can work with this. It felt good to be back in a gym.
I looked at my cock "yeah well, nothing to be done about that." looking at myself straight on it my shaft was nearly invisible and the head wasn't anything to write home about. My balls were fairly tight. I shook a little from side to side and I bounced around a little.
I also realized I really had to pee. I hadn't had a chance after rushing out the door and the pressure was building. I walked towards where I guessed the bathroom would be.
It was where I suspected but not what I suspected. Near one wall there were three shower poles with heads pointing in four directions, on the other wall there were three toilets, and in the middle was a knee high trough urinal. There were no curtains dividers doors or partitions of any kind. It was wide open. "How did this happen? Who said, 'this is what we want?'" well whoever it was here we were.
I stood at the trough with my back to the toilets and closed my eyes about to let go when I jumped.
"Hey man! You did get here early!"
I opened my eyes and the guy who had given the tour was walking into the room. He looked like he was in the process of changing and walked in wearing white briefs and nothing else. He was strong. Thinner than I was but clearly very strong in the legs, torso and arms. I was more aware of my nudity with someone else here but he didn't seem to notice or care.
"Yeah I said overslept a little but I got here. Looking forward to getting back into a workout."
He walked to the side of the trough opposite me so he was facing the toilets and slipped his thumbs in his briefs. I looked ahead but could still see as he pulled out and out and down.
"Holy shit," I thought as I saw the movement out of the corner of my eye. His cock is rock hard. I tried to casually look left towards him and I realized I was wrong. He was soft he was just huge. I mentally measured. I was just over five inches when totally hard and he was definitely longer than that. Definitely thicker too.
"Should be a good workout today," he said glad you're here.
"Like I said looking forward to it."
My cock felt tiny in my hands next to his monster. A few seconds passed and neither of us was peeing.
"Sorry!" he said, "stage fright!"
I laughed, "me too give me a second."
"This bathroom is a little crazy he said, you'd think you'd get used to it." he closed his eyes and cupped his balls. Talking about it was actually relaxing, less awkward.
"NICK! The women's locker room toilets are brokend" and a woman in workout clothes wearing headphones walked in, pulled down her shorts and sat on the toilet.
"Oh shit! Hi there."
She was almost directly behind me, I stayed facing forward with my cock in my hand and looked back over my shoulder. She had black curly hair big eyes. She was wearing a bright blue sports bra and had black shorts around her ankles. She was leaning forward with her elbows on her knees but even in that position I could tell she was thick and strong. She had defined arms and shoulders, thick thighs and hard calves. She was smiling broadly and took out her headphones. As I turned back so as not to stare I also got a better look at Nick. He had a shaved head and a strong stomach. His arms and chest, were well defined. He looked more like an athlete than a body builder. He had the base of his cock in his left hand and the shaft stretched down and covered the entire hand with room to spare. Damn I thought.
"Um hi," I said.
"What are you guys up to?"
Nick said, "we were changing for a workout and had to stop in for a pee first and we were just talking about the difficulty of peeing in this room with an audience. But now that you're here Holly everything should be fine. By the way, this is Brian he's working out with us this morning."
"Hi Brian!" she said. "I'm Holly."
I turned my head towards her. "Hello."
"So who's going to go first?" she asked?
"Ladies first," said Nick.
"But you guys were already here and look really desperate to go," Holly said, "I would hate to make anyone uncomfortable."
I didn't know about Nick but I was getting pretty desperate. I could feel the pressure building and all I wanted to do was release a huge stream into the trough. I wondered how badly they had to go and how much they would go. I might have a small cock but I had a large bladder. I was curious to see. And even if the situation was awkward it was getting to be a turn on too.
"You must be pretty desperate to have come into the men's locker room." I said.
"I can wait if I need to, said Holly"
"Tough to wait when it's a really big one though." I said.
"Is it going to be really big?" she asked.
"The pee will be really big, for other kinds of really big I'll defer to Nick."
"Ha," Nick laughed.
Holly said, "don't compare yourself to him he's an alien."
"I'm from Wisconsin."
"That's a lie said Holly, one look at that cock, it's clearly not natural. Two, there's no way someone with your deviant tendencies, such as this, would be allowed in a respectable place like wisconsin."
"Well you can see I'm not there anymore.", Nick said. "You want me to go first?"
"Yes I do" said Holly, "let the pee out of that alien penis, i'll time you."
"That clock is questionable at best." I said.
"Not set to terrestrial time zones." said Nick. "Ok here goes."
He closed his eyes and adjusted his feet then he breathed in deeply and out slowly. He adjusted his hand on his shaft and pulled back the foreskin. He was still for a second and then his stream hit the trough. It was strong and there was a deep pong as it hit the metal. I watched and listened and guessed by her sudden silence that holly was doing the same.
Seeing Nick's giant cock peeing increased the pressure on my own and I hoped he would finish soon.
"Fifteen seconds" said Holly.
Nick laughed, "you're actually timing?"
