Alex opened the door and carefully got out of his parents’ car, lifting one of his heavy balls out of the way so that they wouldn’t get stuck. His underwear audibly creaked and groaned as it resumed holding up the weight of his package. The staring began immediately. In his 18 years of experience, there were four main types of reactions to his bulge: incredulity, disgust, fear, and intrigue. Of the four, the first three were easily the most common.
His parents handed him his luggage and hugged him goodbye, nearly doubling over to hug around his massive bulge. He took his luggage and walked into the airport. With two pieces of luggage, he was able to somewhat hide his bulge from the front and from the left. But this wasn’t nearly enough to prevent the gaze of practically everyone there. Since he had his boarding pass on his phone already, he proceeded toward the security line.
When you have a big bulge in your pants, airport security can be annoying. When you have a huge bulge in your pants, airport security can be really annoying. With a bulge as big as Alex’s however, he was just praying that no one would make a big deal out of it. Trying to look as calm and inconspicuous as possible, he made his way through the security line. People stared. A few accidentally bumped into it and either blushed or gave him a dirty look. Mostly the latter. Finally, he made it up to the front of the line. To his luck, the podium that the security agents stood behind hid his bulge pretty well. The agent seemed to pause for a moment when looking at his ID, probably trying to guess why it said that he weighed 270 pounds. But without a word, he handed Alex back his ID and waved him past.
Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, Alex walked past as quickly as possible and put his luggage on the belt for security screening. As soon as the pieces of luggage left him, he couldn’t help but feel... naked. Everyone could see his bulge in its full glory. As he walked up to the metal detector, the security agent’s eyes widened. Without saying a word, he motioned Alex over to the x-ray machine. Alex wasn’t surprised. To be honest, he didn’t know why they pretended like they weren’t going to have to pat him down anyway.
Lo and behold, he was right. As Alex stepped out of the security scanner, one of the security agents walked up to block his path. “Sir, I’m going to need you to take out whatever it is you have in those pants and go through again.”
Alex thought carefully about how to proceed. He hadn’t flown in many years, so his bulge was much, much smaller back then (though still big enough to make even a porn star extremely jealous). He also had his parents last time, who helped shield him from situations like this. “I can’t.” He said, frankly. “It’d be inappropriate.
Especially with the families around. Do you have like a private room in which we could do this?”
The agent nodded and turned. He whispered something into the ear of a man that was probably the guy’s supervisor. “Do you want a guy or a girl, kid.” The supervisor asked him.
Alex thought about it for a moment. He didn’t really want a guy poking around down there, as they tended to be the most outwardly mean about his immense size. But at the same time, he knew having a girl poking around down there would just be asking for trouble. The last thing he needed was to be arrested for sexually assaulting an airport security agent... “Um... a guy, I guess.”
The supervisor nodded toward the other security agent and the guy motioned for Alex to follow him. He swore he saw the supervisor grinning as he walked past, and he was almost positive he heard laughter when they thought he was out of earshot. Alex rolled his eyes. He had long ago learned not to care what other people think. It didn’t always work, but it did most of the time.
The screening room was cold. “Okay, Mandingo. Drop ‘em.” The agent said to him, not seeming too pleased to have to do this. Alex did as he was told and began pulling down his sweatpants and briefs at the same time. He couldn’t help but notice the guy’s eyes widen as he saw the first bit of cock flesh sticking out. It took him a minute to fully undress, struggling to get around the widest part of his balls, but he finally stood with his lower half exposed in front of the agent. His balls looked like medium-sized yoga balls, blocking his legs from view until past his knee caps. His massive cock hung down to about midway between his knees and his ankles, despite having to travel over his balls to get there.
The agent stared at him for a moment before regaining composure. “Nice fake, kid. Though I’m not sure why you’d want one that ridiculous...” He finally said. “So where is the seam? I just need to check the inside for traces of explosives.”
Alex tried not to chuckle at the fact that the guy was asking to check his balls for traces of explosives. “There is no seam. It’s real.” He said, trying his best be blunt while still sounding courteous.
“Uhh... okay... I guess I’ll just have to... check?” The agent said, very unsure as to how to proceed. It would appear he hadn’t been trained on how to deal with people with gigantic genitals. Then again, the biggest cock he could find next to his was only 13.5 inches... and that was hard! So it wasn’t all that surprising that they couldn’t handle it. The agent crouched down in front of one of his massive balls, carefully examining the areas in which they joined with the rest of the body. Alex bit his lip when the guy gave his balls a squeeze, trying not to let it arouse him.
Finally, the agent began poking around his cock. With his fingers at the base, he gave it a few tugs. “Man, this thing is attached really well!” He said, still not seeming to believe that it was real. Alex could feel the warmth from the agent arm radiating into his cock. In contrast to the extreme chill of the room, the guy’s arm felt incredibly warm. This... caused some new issues.
“Hey! Hey! Hey! It’s getting bigger!” The agent exclaimed. “I don’t know what you thought, kid, but I don’t play that way.” He said, watching the massive tube of flesh before him lengthen.
“Don’t worry, it’s not getting hard. You just... warmed it up.” Alex explained. “You know, like when you step out of the pool...”
The security agent looked dumbstruck. He’d probably never seen a cock un-shrink several inches like that before. “...you can go, kid.”
It took Alex a minute to stuff his cock and balls back into his briefs and pants. As he stepped out of the screening room, he found his luggage had been left right outside the door. Situating his luggage around his bulge again, he was off. He studied his boarding pass carefully and followed the signs directing him toward his gate. On the way, however, he felt the urge to pee.
Luckily, there was a bathroom nearby and he rushed in. Much to his dismay, all of the stalls had been taken! With a cock like his, Alex always used a stall even when he just had to pee. He thought about trying to go find another bathroom, but he didn’t know how much longer he could hold it. Noticing that no one seemed to be around except for the stalls, he decided to try using the urinal.
It had been quite a while since he had last used one, so he wasn’t prepared for the fact that his bulge didn’t fit in between the dividers. Standing with his bulge pressed against the front of the divider, he unzipped his pants a bit and pulled out a little over two feet of his soft cock from his pants. Holding it like a firehose, he aimed it at the urinal.
“Holy shit, dude! Don’t fucking flood the place, okay?” A voice to Alex’s right said. It was a very common misconception that his giant cock magically peed more than normal people. It didn’t. It just peed faster.
“Don’t worry about it, I won’t.” Alex rolled his eyes as he peed quickly, shaking off his cock head before beginning to stuff it back into his pants. He walked over to the sinks, washed his hands, and headed out without another word.
Alex arrived at the gate just in time. They had just started the boarding process and invited anyone who needed extra time to board. He rushed up to the gate and handed the gate agent his boarding pass. Making his way down the jetway, it looked like he was going to be the first person on the plane. “Perfect! This way I won’t hold anyone up.” He thought to himself. As he entered the plane, one of the flight attendants greeted him with a wide-eyed stare. “Hi there!” Alex smiled, not waiting for the woman to come to her senses.
