The idea for this story came up recently when I attended a theatre opening.
It has lots of my favourite fetish themes in it including bodily functions and discipline, so if that is in any way offensive to you please look elsewhere. All characters are over 18.
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She was late, but not yet very late. It was only just gone ten past and we'd been due to meet in the Stalls Bar at 2pm.
Even so, it was not a very promising start. I fiddled with my glass of Prosecco impatiently and thought about the last months and everything that had led up to this.
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It had been Sally who'd started the whole thing off. That Friday in July as she was doing my nails. I sat there trying not to concentrate on her mundane chatter, but when she'd started regaling me with the tale of another client's sister she piqued my interest. As time went on, it dawned on me that I knew who she was talking about.
I'd known Lavinia Lascelles for years. We were the same age and had been on the same dinner party circuit whilst we were both unattached and living in Battersea. Then she'd met that oaf Dominic and they'd got married and moved to Barnes.
Her sister Virginia had never really featured that much, either in conversation or in person. I'd a vague recollection that she'd moved to Canada or Australia, but that was about it.
Sally started to tell me about how Lavinia's sister had been in for a trim and then said she'd never known anyone with so many piercings in her.
"I mean her left ear probably had six rings in it and one of those funny bars across it," she started. "It was quite difficult to not catch them with the scissors..." and she pulled a face at me in the mirror.
"I mean I'm quite broad minded and all that but why would you do that to yourself? I mean she's quite a pretty little thing really. Painfully thin though, and she's got no boobs to speak of. She's a bit mousy brown, if you know what I mean. She could make so much more of herself... She just sat there with a sullen look on her face and barely said a word. And then when I remarked about all the rings in her ear, she said she'd got 18 piercings in total...can you imagine that? I mean where were all the others?
She pulled another face as she buffed the nail on my index finger.
"I mean why would you want so many? I think she must be a Lez you know...I know she's got no boy friend, she told me that..
And you'd never guess, when I'd finished and...well she was wearing a sort of tank top body, and as she went to put her coat on I could see that she didn't shave if you know what I mean...great tufts of hair sprouting out of her armpits there were. Would you believe it?...Un-hygienic if you want my opinion..."
My mind had started to wander at that point, so I paid little attention to Sally's gossip for the rest of the appointment. I thought about Virginia Lascelles and her 18 piercings and wondered how I could meet her.
I was looking for someone new to amuse me, and Sally inadvertently had set me thinking...
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Getting to know Virginia proved to be easy. A bit of detective work and a trip to Barnes resulted in her sister Lavinia and I meeting for lunch in a wine bar.
We hadn't seen each other for a few years so there was plenty to catch up on. She was now a mother of a little girl, Georgia, who she was clearly crazy about. It made for easy conversation for a while and the first bottle of Chenin Blanc slipped down with alacrity.
Half way through the second bottle I idly introduced Virginia's name into the conversation, and without any prompting was rewarded with a full analysis of her sister's strengths and weaknesses. After four glasses of wine Lavinia's judgement was sufficiently blurred to open up completely.
It seemed that Virginia was living in Watford in a tiny studio flat and trying to write for a living. It clearly did not pay very well, as she was sponging off their father, who could ill afford the extra outgoings.
"I mean she's thirty six for god's sake Jane, and she hasn't got any money. She spent ten years with that woman in Toronto. I knew nothing good would come of it all along, but she wouldn't hear any criticism...it was such a waste of her time. She could have done so much better if she'd never got tangled up with her and stayed in England.
I really worry she's going to end up as a dry old spinster working in some god awful library.
She needs taking in hand and sorting out...I wish I had the time to do it but I'm a full time Mum now. And the other thing is that Dommo won't have anything to do with Virginia, he's completely homophobic..."
"I'm sorry to hear all that Lavinia. What is the actual problem with Virginia? I mean is it drugs or drink related?"
"No, no, no, nothing like that thank god, or at least to the best of my knowledge. No..." and she paused and took another mouthful of wine, "the problem is more attitudinal. She keeps upsetting her agent and publisher. She's actually got some talent, but she's... how shall I put it... rather too direct with those that she needs to cultivate. She's also bone idle if you ask me. The state of her flat when I last visited recently was diabolical. There were dirty dishes and empty takeaway boxes everywhere, and her bedroom floor was covered with dirty clothes. I mean who leaves their dirty knickers lying around so anyone can see them?
Then there was the bathroom. It's probably best I don't go in to too much detail about that I don't want to put you off your lunch..."
"Oh!" I said, and put a hand to my mouth in mock horror.
She went on anyway, "I mean how can anyone not keep their toilet respectable?'
"Well that's disgusting," I added, the beginnings of a plan starting to form in my head. "Tell me Lavinia, has she always been so indolent?"
"Oh goodness no. Mummy was very strict with us when we were younger. She would never have put up with anything like this from either of us. She was still using a slipper on us in our late teens, and I remember she caught Virginia watching porn just before she died and caned her bottom in front of me."
"Gosh," I said. "Caned her? You mean properly caned her?"
"Yes, made a right old job of it if I remember correctly. Six of the best on her naked bottom. Virginia holding on to the back of a dining chair with her legs splayed and everything on view. Those stripes blistered and bruised quite badly as I recall, but it certainly pulled Virginia into line for a few weeks."
"Sounds like she's rebelled against normal decency to me. I wonder..." but I never finished the sentence, as at that moment the food arrived.
Over the course of lunch we spoke of other things. Lavinia asked me about my situation and I was able to illuminate her on my good fortune since we had last met. I enjoyed telling her about my home in Notting Hill and how I only worked when I wanted to. When she quizzed me as to the nature of my work I was reasonably honest in answering that I was a Life Coach specialising on working with women with "special needs."
Lavinia's eyebrows raised and she put her fork down as if she was about to ask me about what that meant but then thought better of it.
I talked more about my loyal staff, Irma my German housekeeper, and Andrew and Petra, who worked for me on a consultancy basis, but was deliberately vague as to what their roles were.
Lavinia sat there chewing on a piece of pork listening to this, her mind clearly processing what I was telling her and then asked.