Just a few weeks ago Tasha and I drove into Sark City, about an hour away, to do some shopping at the mall. She needed a dress for a wedding she was invited to, and I was on the hunt for a pair of heels, for no particular reason at all. Ever since I started wearing nurses shoes every day to work, I've developed this craving for sexy high heels that end up sitting in my closet most of the time. (Maybe seeing what Wendy did to her heels on the scat cruise, stuffing them with shit before wearing them, and then June licking them, affected me in some fantastical way.) We were both successful in our searches and decided to stop at the Palmerston Hotel for dinner and to sit in their very appealing bar afterwards. We would have been happy if a couple of handsome guys decided to join us or a group of women in a partying mood stopped in, but I guess we picked an off night for such things, at least at the Palmerston. So just before midnight we decided to pack it in and head home.
All the way home I was trying to get Tasha to come back to my place so we could have a scat session, the time spent at the bar with no luck somehow made me extremely horny for her. But she insisted she had to get home and get some sleep for a big meeting with some health insurance representatives the next day.
"Really, Tasha," I sighed. "You're more worried about a bunch of health insurance reps than getting filthy with me? This isn't the Tasha I know and love."
"It's just a rain check I'm asking for, Rita," she replied. "You know I'd love to."
Then something crazy happened, almost like an ironic twist that if you saw it in a movie you would shake your head and mumble, "Oh, please, no way." But halfway home, when I had just about given up trying to talk Tasha into coming home with me for some scat fun, she suddenly announced, "Maybe it's all this talk about scatting we've been doing, but I have to take a shit really bad all of a sudden. Could you drive a little faster?"
"We're still a good half hour from either of our places," I said. "How fast am I supposed to drive?"
"Fuck," she groaned. "It doesn't matter. I don't think I'm going to make it."
See what I mean about that twist? Were circumstances going to give me what I wanted after all, just not in my apartment? Things were suddenly looking up.
I said to her, "Too bad you're wearing that dress and not slacks. I'd tell you to just shit in your panties. You love doing that, anyway."
"I know. But I've only got thongs on underneath, so I doubt slacks would even help much."
Then it dawned on me and I declared, "Of course you do. You were looking for a new dress and would be half-naked much of the time in just your underwear trying them on, so naturally you would wear thongs and a bra instead of regular panties to walk around in. Miss Show-Off."
"What bra?"
We looked at each other and cracked up laughing. "My little exhibitionist!" I blurted. "I knew I should have stayed with you. Put on a good show, did you?"
"Yes," she answered deadpan, "I thought it went over pretty well, as did most of the salesgirls." And we both laughed again.
A few minutes passed and then Tasha said, "Listen, Rita, maybe you could find a spot along the road to stop and I could shit in the woods." I could see that old anxious feeling starting to kick in for her and things were getting desperate. Just then we were passing Coolridge Park, and I had an idea, so I pulled in.
"Where are you taking us?" she asked. "Stop somewhere and I'll shit next to the car."
"I will if I have to," I said, "but there's a restroom here near the playground I thought we could check out first." At that hour I figured it would probably be locked, but maybe we'd get lucky.
I parked as close to the small building as I could and we got out. "Keep your fingers crossed it's not locked," I said.
"I'll just shit in those bushes over there if it is. No problem." And then I could hear her laugh. "Of course, you'll have to clean me with your tongue so I don't dirty your car seat."
"Yes, I would be more than happy to do that, but look, ta-da, the door is open." I pushed it and it swung open. It was pitch dark inside, but Tasha walked in a few steps and I followed her. I felt around on the wall near the door and found a light switch and flipped it on. A bright neon light flickered on overhead.
"There you go, your royal highness," I kidded. "The throne is all yours." She went into a stall and sat down on the toilet. The thought that I would wait for her outside never crossed my mind, and I stood at the stall door holding it open to watch her. I'm sure you know me well enough now to guess what was going through my mind as I stood there.
"Are you going to stand there and watch me shit?" she asked, all innocent like.
"Even better," I said.
"You going to hold my hand, too?" she joked, smiling.
"Even better than that," I gushed. "Why don't we trade places and I slip my dress off and you shit on me, like I've been trying to get you to do at my place all the way here."