Dr. Owens, the head administrator and cardiologist at the medical center, invited all the doctors and nurses, about 30 of us, to an outdoor party at his spacious home to welcome a new lab director as well as a new internist joining the fold. He and his wife had a beautiful home on several acres and enjoyed hosting shindigs like this. They were nothing like the parties Dr. Cramer held, which I was still invited to and never missed; I mean there was never anything resembling an orgy going on and just the mention of scatting would no doubt see Dr. Owens with his hands full caring for all the guests who would be suffering shock-induced heart attacks from one end of his property to the other. But I usually attended so as not to be thought of as stuck up and aloof, enjoyed the free liquor and well-prepared food, and, of course, shared in the juicy gossip that often circulated at events like this. And sometimes, who knows, something unusual just might occur.
I was sitting on the patio outside talking with some of the other nurses when I suddenly felt the urge to defecate. I ignored it at first, though the urge grew stronger. I began to wish this was a party at Philip's where such an urge would be attended to in minutes by Ches or Alexa or Philip himself insisting I relieve myself on them, preferably in their mouths, followed by sensuous spreading over my tits and pussy. Everyone would get involved and we would all be a lovely mess before long. But here I was, right time, wrong place. Then I began farting and thought I probably shouldn't have eaten that second kielbasa. I excused myself and went in the house to the bathroom.
Once inside the bathroom I stood in front of the mirror above the sink and wondered what to do. From the feel of things gurgling in my bowels, I could tell this was going to be a massive deposit, probably perfect in consistency, not too hard or too soft, just right for spreading. I therefore made up my mind I would not shit in the toilet and flush it all away; that would be a sinful waste of good waste, something a scat slut like me could not abide doing. Maybe I should go ask Mildred, Dr. Owens's wife, if I could borrow a Tupperware container, but that might be hard to explain.
"Sure, Rita," I could hear her say. "What exactly do you need it for?"
"Oh, I just need to take a shit and want to do it in the container so I can take it home and smear it all over myself, savor it in my mouth a little, that's all. Me and my damned scat fetish," and I would chuckle innocently. I could see her mouth gape open, her eyes bulge wide, and then I would have to catch her before she fainted onto the floor. The next day I would no doubt be signing my resignation papers at the medical center. No, I suppose asking Mildred for help would not be the smart thing to do.
As I continued standing there I farted forcefully (and quite loudly), relieving the pressure, and put my anal muscles through their paces keeping my shit deep inside of me. The smell was strong and sniffing it deeply calmed me; I love that aroma and can never get enough. To further distract myself I grabbed an item off a shelf next to the sink to look at, which happened to be a spray can of air freshener. The sight of it vexed me, as usual; why anyone would use this sickeningly sweet rubbish in the bathroom to disguise the pungent, deeply satisfying odor of shit was beyond me. I sprayed a tiny bit of it to see if perhaps they had improved on it, but, no, it was as awful as ever. I put it back on the shelf and farted several more times to get rid of that nauseous flowery smell.
But after a few more minutes it looked as if my crisis would pass: the urge to shit had dissipated, at least for now. But the scat genie had shown its face and I knew it wouldn't be long before the need to shit would return, perhaps with a vengeance, and I ought to prepare for that inevitability. I thought for a minute and remembered I had to drive past a rest area on the Interstate on my way home; I could stop there and surrender myself to my fetish master and shit myself to my heart's content in the car. I had protection for my seat, I was wearing a skirt I could just take off if I wanted, maybe just keep it on and shit all over it ruining it but adding immeasurably to the vileness and nastiness of the deed, not caring how messy and disgusting I got covering myself in shit. People would be walking right past me on their way to the food court and rest rooms, which would just add to the thrill of it all. Yeah, I liked this, that's exactly what I would do. I would have to hang out at the party for another half-hour or so, but then I could discretely excuse myself and make my get-away.
I flushed the empty toilet and checked my lipstick and hair in the mirror before opening the bathroom door. Standing off to the side was Jerry, a physical therapist at the medical center. I thought about warning him, maybe even apologizing, about the smell he was about to encounter, and half-wished I had sprayed more of that stinky air freshener around, but ended up just smiling and saying it was all his now.
"I don't need to use the bathroom," he smiled. "I was waiting for you."
"Really?" I replied, surprised. "Do you usually stalk women when they're in the bathroom?" That was a bit harsh, I know, and usually not like me. It was probably because my thoughts were consumed with what I planned doing at the rest area, and it seemed he was interrupting them.
Fortunately, he smiled, taking my rudeness as a joke, which gave me a chance to smile back and apologize. "Sorry, Jerry, don't mind me. How do you like the party?"
"It's okay," he replied. "I thought spending a little time with you might make it better." Jerry was in his early forties, twice divorced, a little rough around the edges but decent enough looking. He often arrived at the medical center on a motorcycle wearing a leather jacket and exuded the tough-guy persona, but I always thought it was just an act. He had a very pleasant smile and was charming with his patients; he also knew what he was doing regarding physical therapy. I'd never worked closely with him, but thought he was an asset for the center.
Jerry turned out to be even more charming than I imagined. We took a walk outside around the property and before we took a hundred paces, he had his arm around my shoulder. He began to maneuver me to a section of the property that was hidden, and once he felt we were out of sight, he kissed me. It was a very nice kiss, but for some reason it made my bowels awaken from their slumber. As we continued to kiss, a crazy sort of conversation formed in my head between Jerry and me that was inspired by the rumblings in my gut:
Me: Did you ever scat with anyone, Jerry?
Jerry: Yes, Rita, lots of times. I love it so much!
Me: What do you love most, Jerry. Tell me.
Jerry: I love having a beautiful woman squatting over my face and taking a huge gigantic shit right in my mouth that I swallow down whole.
Me: Oh, that sounds so wonderful. I'd love to be that woman, Jerry. Would you let me?
Jerry: Of course I would, Rita. Anytime, anywhere.
Me: Would you do the same to me, Jerry? Would you crouch over my tits and shit all over them until they were buried and then smear your shit all over my body and feed it to me, too?
Jerry: Definitely, Rita. Just say the word and I'd be happy to do it.
Me (as people at the party gathered around us): Rip my clothes off now, Jerry. Right here, right now in front of everybody and shit on my tits, please, you must, and then spread it all over me and clean me up with your tongue.
Then I heard Jerry's voice for real, interrupting the imaginary conversation I was having with him. "I noticed a place in the house, a utility room that was deserted and will probably stay that way. How about we go there."
"Utility room?" I said dreamily. "You mean bathroom?" Surely he meant bathroom and was going to scat with me there, but said utility room by mistake. Wasn't that what he was saying?