"I have to do this, or one of us is going to prison," Erica said as she finished unbuckling Detective Rosewood's pants and unzipped his fly while looking deeply into my eyes.
"You realize just giving me head isn't going to be enough," Rosewood told her as he took her chin in his hand and made her look up at him. "This isn't a parking ticket, this is first degree murder."
"I understand," Erica said, looking more nervous and scared than I'd ever seen her look before.
They were less than two feet in front of me, and being that close to Erica's beautiful face was a wonderful thing, but when she unzipped Rosewood's fly, grabbed hold of his belt loops, and began to pull his pants down, I was afraid.
He was wearing striped boxer shorts, and once Erica had his pants down around his ankles, she began pulling down his boxers as well. He wasn't completely hard, which as far as I was concerned was an insult to Erica, but his cock was enormous. Even not fully erect it was probably ten inches long and as big around as a table leg. His balls were gigantic as well, and swung freely beneath him like pendulums of some kind.
Looking up at Rosewood, Erica said, in a little girl's voice, "Mister, you have a very beautiful cock and I look forward to having it inside me."
I didn't like having his huge cock so close to my face, but I couldn't really move in my restraints. I couldn't walk, couldn't get up off my knees, and I dared not speak or protest because I knew I couldn't say anything that would make what was happening any better.
There was a knock on the door and all I could think was, "Oh no, not more cops," but the three uniformed officers and Detective Rosewood all looked at each other and shrugged.
Rosewood pulled up his pants, told Erica not to go anywhere, and went to the door. He looked through the peep hole and then pulled the door open.
"What do you people want? Keith and Erica are busy right now."
"We wanted to know if they wanted some pizza," I heard Jimmy's voice say.
"You came over for a pizza party?" Rosewood asked. "How many fucking pizza parties do you motherfuckers have?"
"Well, this isn't really a party or anything. We were just having drinks and thought, 'Hey, let's see what Keith and Erica are up to. Maybe they would like some pizza."
"Do you people call ahead or just do the drop by? I hate the fucking drop by."
"Oh wait, I know who you are," Jimmy's voice said. "You're the detective who talked to me at work today. I almost didn't recognize you."
"We talked for almost an hour and you don't recognize me?"
"Nah, I recognize you, man. I just wanted to like pretend we just met."
"Are you stoned, young man? You sound stoned."
"Maybe I am."
"How about you?" Rosewood said, turning his head towards whomever it was that was with Jimmy. "Are you stoned?"
"I am, yeah, I am stoned. What do you think about my ass?" It was Cat, my temporary assistant from the shredder room.
"Get the fuck in here, both of you," Rosewood barked. "Get inside the apartment."
Rosewood pulled Jimmy in by the collar of his shirt and threw him in the direction of the couch. Cat walked in on her own power. She was spinning about as she walked, looking up and around in all directions, and talking about how "cool" everything was. She was wearing very tight short shorts, and I had to admit, she actually did have a great ass.
She also had amazing thighs. Her legs were shorter and wider than Erica's, with big round thighs that didn't appear to have any cellulite or blemishes of any kind. She had cute little fat knees and strong, compact calves. If Erica hadn't been in my life I would have considered beginning an office romance with Cat after I got back to the office. That is to say, if I ever got back to the office.
"What's going on, man?" Jimmy asked, looking at me. "Why you all chained up like that, dude?"
"He's being arrested for the murder of Ray Mundo," Rosewood told him.
The three uniformed cops were upsetting me by walking around the apartment and touching things. They would pick up various collectible figures, a recent hobby of mine that I had somehow found time for, touch them inappropriately and put them down in incorrect positions. They also seemed to feel they had the right to help themselves to snack food, coffee, and beer.
I was in no position to protest. Once a man is placed in handcuffs by the police, his conviction of whatever crime he has been accused of is merely a formality. If you want to avoid trouble with the police, don't commit any crimes and you won't be bothered. Only the guilty are ever accused of crimes and any other interpretation is simply propaganda.
Even though I knew I was innocent of Ray's murder, I feared that arguing my case would result in some kind of punishment, like being hit with a police baton or slapped with Rosewood's special leather glove. Then, just as I thought all was lost, Jimmy winked at me and gave me a knowing look.
He was up to something. He had a plan. Everything was going to be okay.
Erica was still kneeling on the floor next to me. The uniforms continued meandering around the apartment getting into all of mine and Erica's things. Cat kept walking around the apartment like she was surfing on a cloud while Jimmy looked like he was only half conscious on the couch. Time was passing.
Detective Rosewood pulled a cell phone out and made a call.
"Yeah, it's me. You better get over here. There's been some... complications."
Rosewood went to the window that looked out at the parking lot and stood there looking out between the closed blinds without saying a word for several minutes.
"Dude," Jimmy suddenly yelled out to me, "guess what? I'm not gay. I'm totally into Cat."
I nodded at him and rolled my eyes.
I kept trying to figure out what was wrong with the entire situation. Rosewood had dinner with Erica, they were talking very friendly, and now he was being very hostile towards her. I was missing something, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
There was a knock on the door and one of the uniforms, Officer Money, walked into the apartment. I'd just seen him in the kitchen, messing with my refrigerator magnets, and had no idea how he'd gotten outside.
He had my old lady disguise in his arms and dropped it on the coffee table. He looked at me, made a "tsk tsk" noise, and went back into the kitchen.
"Seems like you have been up to something, Keith, what's with the disguise?"
"That isn't mine," I lied.
"I've never seen him wear that," Erica said. "Those look like old lady clothes. Where did you find them?"
"In the locker room at your apartment complex swimming pool, that's where," replied Rosewood.