Abis No Nut November

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This is a light-hearted story that does not take itself seriously. It was written on a whim and should be addressed as such - a whimsical parodical story. Still, I hope you find some joy in this nonsensical piece of work :-)

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"The doctors are overreacting, what could possibly go wrong?" Abi wondered defiantly.

"I honestly don't know," came an answer from her best friend, Linda.

"I mean, you know me, I have a decent 8-inch beast," Abi boasted as she flung her erect cock up and down for Linda to see, "I won't grow that much in 30 days, probably won't go bigger than a foot and a half tops."

"That's wild," Linda gasped, taking in the sight of a beautiful blonde sex idol, "an 18-inch cock would definitely be something I'd like to try."

"I doubt we'll be that big, Linda. I never got bigger than 13 inches even when I abstained from sexual activity when I was younger..." the blonde futa admitted as she surveyed her body in the mirror. She had a slim figure that was shadowed by her lacking height. Five feet was still a decent height, but she always felt like a few more inches won't hurt her chances. Her breasts perked in the cool air, two hefty orbs that could easily fill out an E cup any day.

"Can I help?" Linda wondered.

"Yes, take Rachel and Nora and go on a trip somewhere." Lora implored, "the three of you can easily break my will to last a whole month..."

"Completely understandable," Linda approved, "arrangements have been made. We'll be out of your hair."

Abi sighed in relief, "Thank you, Linda. Once this whole thing is over I promise you all a December full of sexual delight and breeding."

Linda couldn't help herself and stifled a giggle of anticipation.

Day 1

The hardest part for Abi was waking up alone. It was so weird to wake up and not find one of the girls by her side. It was no problem abstaining. Even morning wood, which she liked savoring so much, went away with little effort.

The only notable change was her fist-sized scrotum. It wasn't bigger or anything, but it felt firmer. Abi attributed the change to her balls filling up with cum.

Day 5

Abi woke up to a raging hard-on. Her body was asking for release. The change was more profound now, both her cock and balls grew as days went by. Now a hefty 12 inches, her cock refused to go down and it took her almost an hour to calm it enough so she could leave the house.

Her sack was no different, blowing up to the size of a football, it sagged with stored cum and became much more wobbly thanks to its thick content.

"Okay, new plan for tomorrow morning," Abi talked to herself in the mirror, "we start the day with a cold shower and move from there. Sorry buddy," she tapped her raging red cock, "but I can't lose an hour on morning wood every day."

Day 6

Abi opened her eyes to find a surprise. Beneath the blue blanket, rested her dormant dick. It was big, no doubt about that, but it wasn't erect anymore.

She waited for a little while but no rush of blood came to force her into a cold shower. "Okay, I guess I was a little harsh on you," she said to her flaccid cock, "thank you for being so considerate."

To her amazement, her day was erection free.

Day 12

Abi didn't have an erection for 7 days now. It was troubling, but at the same time, it made her sexless November much more manageable. She considered seeing a doctor but put the idea off considering he told her not to go through with No Nut November. She also felt rather lonely not talking to Linda and the girls for so long, but she feared the effects of hearing their voices.

Resting in bed and recounting her month so far, Abi was grateful for it going so smoothly and with minimal suffering. Her dreams were filled with moans of ecstasy.

Day 13

Wonderful Sunday came along, Abi's day off to rest at home. Most weeks she used it to spend time with the girls, both on trips to the mall and in bed.

Laying with her eyes closed in her familiar bed, she sighed deeply. Something troubled her, but it was hard to pinpoint what it was. She wasn't feeling sick or anything, but something was wrong. Opening her eyes provided the answer.

Towering above her crotch was her cock. Once a hefty 12 incher was now a little bit more than that. She gasped as shock overtook her, "I have to measure this." she said as she jumped out of bed to look for a measuring tape.

Some days we wish we never got out of bed. Once Abi realized how foolish her move was she too regretted thinking about leaving the confines of her inviting mattress. Her reckless movement forced her club of a cock to ram against the wooden bedframe with a violent thud that forced Abi to yelp in pain.

She needed a moment to regain her composure and calm down from the electrifying pain the impact caused. As she waited, she couldn't help but notice just how huge her proportions were.

It wasn't that she was small before, she started off huge by most standards. But this was a whole new scale. Between her legs rested her balls, two beach-ball sized orbs that felt like they weighed a ton.

"What... What's going on?" Abi stammered in complete bewilderment.

Regaining her breath, she got to her feet and started walking to her closet. Each step forced her cock to sway wildly and a couple of steps became a tantalizing journey. It was as if her center of balance changed thanks to her growth, the change demanding adjustments.

Finally reaching the closet, she opened the sliding door and pulled out her measuring tape. She kept it there so she could brag about her size to girls she brought home and thanked her past self for keeping it handy.

She placed one end of the tape at the base of her cock and unrolled it atop her cock. As her other hand reached the tip an exasperated breath escaped her delicate lips.

"36 inches?" She whispered. It wasn't a question, the numbers on the tape were clear enough, it was pure amazement. She wrapped the string around her rod to measure the circumference, "32 inches?" She marveled at the dimensions as she released the tape and let it drop to the floor.

Her mind tried to wrap itself around the facts. 36 inches are 3 feet. She had a 3 feet long cock, it was never this big.

As the facts sunk in, a wide smile filled Abi's face, "when the girls come back we're going to have the best sex of our lives."

She needed two cold showers to survive the day, but she managed.

Day 14

It was a good thing Abi had the sense to take a sick day today. Three feet of cock were hard on the feet, but this day brought around a new challenge. Getting out of bed, Abi noticed her cock was even bigger than before, but it wasn't the star of the day, her scrotum was.

The two orbs were the size of overinflated beach balls. She couldn't help but reach out and feel them. The texture of the skin was bumpy and uneven.

Abi wondered just how full she was. She tried to use both her hands to lift the orb a little... It was a mistake. The giant orb was just too heavy for her small hands. In response to the force Abi applied in her attempt to lift the sack, her body suddenly shook with delight and a single blast of clear goo launched itself out of her cock. The thing was so viscous it slammed against her bedroom wall with a loud thud.

Abi gasped, she wasn't expecting something like that. For a moment she feared the worst, that she was so sensitive her silly curiosity triggered an orgasm. She waited breathlessly for the next blast.

A moment, then two, nothing...

Abi released a sigh of relief as she looked at the outcome of her curiosity. The liquid was clear, but her cum was pearly white. Was this precum? She took a step closer to better assess the situation. The liquid was so thick it hugged the wall and hardly trailed to the floor.

"No more curiosity, that was a close one." She whispered as she tried to touch the fluid. Looking closer, another gasp of astonishment escaped her. Inside the clear liquid, she noticed a movement. It was hard to tell from afar, but up close, she could see many white dots, no bigger than grains of salt, zooming around inside the liquid, there were thousands of them...

"What the fuck," she whispered and headed to grab a towel and clean up the goo, "are those sperm cells?"

An hour later, she was on her phone. "I have to be more careful from now on," she told herself, "this is unknown territory, I have to take care..."

Day 15

Abi woke up from a strange dream. She was in the middle of fucking Linda when her orgasm filled the room. It was a dream and the whole room was filled with thick goo that felt hot against her skin.

She opened her eyes to find the sun was already up and her room was flooded with light. Strangely enough, the feeling of hot goo on her skin refused to fade away like the rest of the dream. She looked left and right and understood why.

Her once soft and inviting bed morphed overnight with the help of her shaft. Now it was a ruined wet mattress overflowing with the same clear goo from yesterday.

To add insult to injury, she lifted her gaze to see her cock, bigger than ever before, leaking a steady stream of precum onto the bed.

"Fuck my life!" Abi screamed with rage and frustration as she got up.

Her cock was now clearly bigger than her, she was amazed her body was able to handle the weight. The constant flow of precum from the tip continued and started to flood the floor.

"We need to get you somewhere where you won't ruin my house," Abi murmured and rushed to the tub. It was a complex few feet to traverse, needing to navigate her giant cock clear of the walls while making sure she didn't slip on the precum and break her neck.

She survived the ordeal only to face a new challenge. Her goo poured into the tub by the gallon. It was so thick and rich that the drain plugged and the tub started to fill out.

"What the actual fuck," Abi screamed with panic as the tub overflowed and pour onto the floor. A desperate idea came to her, but this was a desperate situation.

Bobbing around, she reached for the facets and opened the shower water, hoping she'll get the coldest shower possible.

Water rained down on her giant shaft and it was freezing cold. A sharp sigh followed by a long outlet of relieved breath signaled the end of Abi's ordeal. Before her eyes, the giant appendage started to shrink to a more manageable size and stopped leaking precum.

Day 16

"This was a mistake, Linda," Abi cried into the phone.

"Wait, hold up, Abi, are you in pain or something?" The answer came back.

"No, heaven forbid. I'm feeling well, but my package, it's bigger now..."

"We talked about it growing, Abi, I want it as big as you can get it." Linda encouraged her.

"It's seven feet long..." Abi whispered.

"Very funny, and now for real?"

"It's seven feet long," Abi repeated.

"Oh, really? Turn on your camera, I want to see it live."

Abi did as asked. Linda looked at her lover and gasped deeply at the sight. The once timid woman had what could only be described as a colossal cock. Linda could tell that it was already bigger than Abi and she knew Abi was 5 feet tall.

"Jesus, Abi, you weren't bluffing..." she sounded shocked.

"I want to stop, please, Linda. I think this was a very bad idea..."

"No!" Linda commanded, "We are more than halfway through this month, don't you dare put this to waste."

"But, but..." Abi tried to speak but her voice shattered and gave way to a moan. Out of her ridiculously long cock came a blast of clear goo.

"What was that, Abi?" Linda gasped, "did you just cum?"

"No, it's just precum. I started to leak all day long and when stuff turns me on I get those sprouts you just saw."

"Give me a closer look, Abi, I want to make sure this isn't cum." Abi did as asked, showing the clear substance to her girlfriend.

"Wait, hold on, what's this I'm seeing? What is that stuff moving inside the pre?" Linda demanded an explanation.

"It's my sperm, Linda,"

"But sperm is microscopic, what I'm seeing is bigger..."

"I know, but it's sperm. Somehow my body is making them bigger..."

"Okay, Abi, listen up," Linda collected herself, "don't stop, as long as you are not in pain I want you to keep doing."

Abi nodded in agreement, threw her lover a kiss, and ended the call.

Day 20

Abi opened her eyes to welcome a new day. Again, she had wet dreams in her sleep and her room paid the price. The whole floor was submerged under two feet of clear precum.

It was no longer possible to measure the length of her cock, it was just too big to reach by herself. She estimated it at ten feet long but was unsure. What she could measure was her circumference, but she knew that at the current growth rate this too will be irrelevant soon. Still, she measured herself.

A sigh escaped her lips as she read the results, 8'3". "This is getting out of hand," she murmured to herself, "well, time for a cold shower."

She wobbled across the bed with her sack slowing her significantly, demanding great effort to move its immense mass.

She reached the edge of the bed and took a step down into the pool of pre. It was the moment her crotch touched the viscous liquid that she was attacked.

Out of nowhere scores of football-sized sperms charged her in an attempt to invade her pussy. Lucky for Abi, her balls were so big and swollen that they blocked all access to her flower.

"What the heck?" Abi yelped as more and more sperms joined the party. They felt smooth and leathery against her skin. She made her way to the door and opened it, releasing the contained pre onto the rest of the house. As the water level receded her pussy came out of the water. The moment it did, the sperms scattered as they lost interest in her.

Abi needed five cold showers to survive the day and was sure to leave the door to her room empty to avoid another assault. She wasn't sure what such big sperms could do to her, and she had no interest in testing it out on herself.

Day 21

Abi woke up to the sound of wood straining and cracking. It was a strange sound she was unfamiliar with. Her body felt dry, so she assumed the open door worked for her. What caught her attention next was the texture of the bed against her back. It was strange, not soft and silky, but ragged and quivering. She snapped her eyes open and a scream of amazement escaped her lips.

She was on her bed. Between her and the bed were a pair of gigantic orbs, she was sleeping on her massive balls which rested on the bed.

Abi didn't have time to take it all in, all of a sudden the sound of cracking wood intensified. Below Abi, under unimaginable pressure, her bed gave out. Realizing what was to come, Abi braced herself for a fall to the ground.

She waited for the pain to flood her body. A moment, two, nothing came. Did she levitate? It was hard to see below her due to the immensity of her sack, but she reasonably assumed her balls simply grew to make up for the space of the crushed bed.

As amazing as her balls were, once she managed to take in the room she saw her cock dwarf her former display of power. Huge was not enough to put the girl-meat into perspective. It lurched along the floor from Abi until it reached the wall. At that point, it took an angel and started climbing toward the ceiling. The whole cock was unreasonably huge and ended just inches from the ceiling with a reddish-purple cone that displayed a cumslit the size of Abi's head.

Abi couldn't help but whimper, "This was a mistake, I'm not even erect, and look at how big I am."

Just then, she realized a couple of things. First, was that this size was, in fact, her flaccid size. Second, that if she grew any bigger her room probably won't be able to house her enormity anymore.

Those thoughts alone made her cock pulse violently and add a decent size to its length. The cock rammed against the ceiling and dust fell down around the room. Abi yelped and tried to collect herself, "calming thoughts, Abi, deep and calm breaths," she murmured repeatedly. It seemed to have stopped her erection.

Two new insights dawned on her as time went by. First was that mobility was a thing of the past. Her feet were not even touching the ground anymore, and even if they did it was unlikely they could manipulate tons of genitalia. The second was the understanding that this junk isn't going to solve itself, sooner or later, an orgasm is imminent.

Day 25

The mantra helped, to some extent. While Abi was awake it kept the situation mostly static. A lurch here, a belch there, but overall the same.

Problems arose when she had to sleep and the dreams came out to play. Last night she dreamt about Linda. It was December, and Abi plowed the girl with her godly cock until she orgasmed, endless gallons of boiling white goo inflated the woman's womb, blowing it up to monstrous sizes in mere seconds.

It was so intense that Abi snapped awake to welcome day 25 with a scream of pure, restrained delight as her cock punched through the ceiling and onto the attic.

A couple of seconds later, a cascading waterfall of clear goo started falling down the stairs to the attic, accompanied by her sperm again. The little football-sized wigglers were now the size of big dogs. Abi quickly returned to her mantra in hopes of containing the damages. Exhaling and inhaling, repeatedly. She waited patiently for things to calm down.

The stream of goo from the attic seemed to have slowed down a little, which garnered a premature sigh of relief from Abi just as the balls she sat on started to expand violently. A loud cracking filled the room as Abi was lifted up to the ceiling. She couldn't tell what was taking place below her, but assumed the floor was being put under immense weight. This wasn't Abi's problem though. Her problem was the ceiling rushing to meet her as her body lifted her up.

Thinking quickly, she fell onto her belly, covered her head with both hands, and started to pray. The pressure pushing on her body was rather light. As if her balls knew not to hurt her, somehow. She stayed there for a minute while her ears filled with the sound of the room cracking.

Finally, the room did crack around her and through the heavy dust, she could see sunlight. The whole experience was so jarring that she was exhausted and sleep overtook her amidst the madness.

Day 26

Abi woke up with the rising sun. The fresh air caressed her massive, naked body. For a moment, the whole scene felt perfect, but then Abi looked down. Where once was her beautiful house were now balls, colossal, sperm-producing factories that completely covered her lot of land and the adjacent eight plots at least. How big was her cock? Was a much more complicated question. It went as far as the eye could see, which meant around 12 miles at least.

As big as she was, Abi was still sensitive. She could feel what she guessed were people, probing and touching her tip before being greeted with a flood of precum. A shiver went down Abi's back as a crazy idea popped into her mind. She could do it, with the mantra, she could survive No Nut November and conclude it with the biggest orgasm the world has ever seen. She crossed her fingers and started chanting fanatically.

Day 30

She lost track of space as her body grew so big she no longer saw the horizon. All she could do was follow the movement of the sun and moon to understand what day it was. Now, she was on the verge of overcoming the challenge Linda set her to undertake.

"Deep breaths, calm thoughts," she repeated the mantra that sustained her for the past four days.

It was now night and the moon disappeared a couple of hours ago. She wasn't sure she got the day count right, but hoped she did. In a couple of minutes, the sun will rise on a new day and Linda will get her wish of being bred by Abi.