A lady gets pulled over for speeding very fast but does not want a ticket, and she will do anything to avoid a trip to the Magistrate.
It had been a boring shift, which for a cop is not a bad thing believe me. All the shootings and things you see cops get on TV are not things real cops want to be involved in. It was a dark night and I was sitting in the island area in some trees when a car came speeding by about 25 miles an hour over the limit. I knew that because my radar was on even though I was not doing the speed trap thing. Well I could not let 25 over go without a chat so on went my lights and off I went to pull this car over. I caught up fast and the car pulled over on the shoulder but too close to traffic for comfort. A few hundred feet ahead there was a pull off into the median area that was buried in the trees. I pulled up behind the car and using my speaker said for them to move up into the median pull-off just ahead. The car followed my instructions and pulled into the area in the trees.
Because of the dark I had not been able to see the driver. I called in the tag and the report came back with no issues. The car was registered to a Betsy Rogers, age 35. I got out of my car and approached the vehicle. The driver lowered the window and inside was a good looking woman, if I don't say, who was nicely dressed in a blouse with a few buttons undone allowing me the ability to see her cleavage well and that she was wearing a black satin bra with lacy edges. I also noticed she was wearing a short red skirt that was revealing a little more upper leg than necessary, but who was I to complain? This might be an interesting stop, I thought to myself. I knew there were no other officers anywhere near so we would not have company.
"Good evening mam, do you know why I have stopped you?"
"Well I guess I was a going a little too fast officer."
"Mam I clocked you at 25 over so I need your license and registration please."
She handed me her license and registration and spoke saying, "please officer if I get a ticket my husband will take away my car because I had a ticket before."
"25 over is serious mam and rises to the level of a misdemeanor which is beyond just a ticket. It is not easy to overlook such an infraction."
"There must be something we can work out. I really don't want a ticket because there is no way to hide from my husband and he can be so angry."
"Hang tight mam the first I need to do is check for warrants and the like. I'm not going to find anything like that am I?'
"No sir, but I do hope there is a way to avoid a ticket."
"Yes mam, just sit tight a moment."
I walked backed to my cruiser thinking do I dare find out what she might be willing to do to avoid a ticket. Her husband must be a tough one. I don't know how tough I would be with a babe like that. I called in her license and found no warrants or problems but she did have another ticket 20 over just a couple of months ago. I knew that meant I should probably take her in to see the Magistrate. Armed with that I thought testing her out would be worth the risk.
"Well mam, no warrants or the like but I did see you got a ticket for doing 20 over just a couple of months ago that is not resolved yet waiting on a court date. By all rights I should take you in to see the Magistrate."
"Oh please officer you cannot do that my husband will kill me. I will do aannnythiiing to avoid seeing the Magistrate or getting another ticket." She leaned back slightly offering me a better view down her blouse, which had another button undone. She also had pulled her skirt up some more revealing thigh high stockings.
"Well I suppose we could figure something out if you can be very discreet and assure me you will not speak of this to anyone. Pull your car up into that little pull off in the trees where we will not be seen by any passing cars. Your choice is really simple, you can pull up there in the trees and do what I say or we can take a trip to see the Magistrate."
