"Welcome to our brand new functional art show
[F.E.T.I.S.H: Fiona's Exhibition of Trends and Insights into Sexual Habits]!
Have an exciting and stimulating evening!"
Ben was surprised just how sleek the entrance hall looked. The polished marble floor, tall, white walls and tasteful paintings created a distinguished and rather classical atmosphere. Not the place he would expect to host one of Fiona's daring exhibitions.
Fiona... When did he meet her last? Was it five years ago? When she was freshman at the high arts college? Even back then she was completely wacky, scaring off people with her blunt display of sexuality. And with her interpretation of 'art'.
He vividly remembered the day when she declared she would now focus on 'boob prints' and explained to him in every detail how she would cover her tits in paint and create art by pressing them against paper using various, rather inventive methods.
Yeah... Fiona. The invitation had definitely been a surprise. It had arrived in a small package. Inside had been an expensive-looking envelope sporting an old-school wax seal with an imprint of some medieval coat of arms. And something that looked like an odd-shaped sex toy. He still had no clue what to expect from the event, but as soon as he had read her name on the invitation he had made sure he could attend the event today.
"Please proceed to the entrance! Attendance is by invitation only. To verify the authenticity of your invitation, please stick your personal ticket into the receptacle of the validator!"
Ben watched the crowd slowly move towards the entrance. Maybe 50 people were in front of him, and the exhibition space was probably packed already. What an odd system to check the tickets. Seemed pretty backward. A beautiful young woman was standing near the gate, instructing the guests how to insert their odd-shaped tickets.
The gate was dominated by a waist-high machine made of brushed aluminum. With its rounded corners and blinking lights it looked like straight out of a space ship. Stretching into the room, the strange furniture seemed to function as exhibition counter, hosting a variety of art objects on its shiny surface.
He heard idle chatter, bright laughter, sounds of champagne glasses clinking. The queue moved slowly. Faint beeping sounds indicated progress, but the machine seemed to take its sweet time.
"Please make sure to align your ticket properly. You have to really jam it in there!" he heard the young woman explain to one of the guests, "Unfortunately it's not working reliably. It's a brand new system. And it has its kinks that we still need to work out."
An older woman fumbled with her ticket and tried to push it into a small hole on the front side of the metal counter. Red lights flashed angrily and the beeping indicated that something was wrong. Oh god, would he ever get in?
"It looks like a vagina!" somebody giggled.
"Indeed. It must be a new piece of Fiona's new cycle! I wonder what she wants to say with it?"
"It looks so real! She's a true artist!"
"Oh... I know what she wants to tell us: Men are key and women are ... a lock?"
"He he, no... Dicks are key and pussies are the gatekeepers of paradise!"
Ben shook his head. What were they talking about? Fiona's crazy creations?
She had the time of her life. Every few seconds, another dick penetrated her, made her squeal in pleasure. She could feel the cold air brushing over her exposed tits, the tight rubber bands! Another dildo got jammed into her depths. This was the best idea, ever! Her teeth sank into the soaked rubber ball, muffling her screams of pleasure.
"Welcome, please insert your ticket into the receptacle and push it inside!" the beautiful assistant instructed him. Finally. He reached in his pocket and grabbed the rather thick dildo-thing.
The 'receptacle' that was positioned right at the front of the metal counter really looked like a pussy. Like a very horny, dripping wet cunt, to be precise. Drool was dropping from the gaping maw. It looked obscene. He put the head of the odd-shaped dildo into the wet hole and pushed it in. It looked like that thing wanted to devour the dildo, like it wanted to gulp it down in one go! Such a nasty sight!
Beep-beep
"Mister? It didn't work. Please remove your ticket and try again. Sometimes you have to jam it right in!"
Ben obliged. He yanked the stick from the wet hole and shoved it back in with one swift motion. It almost vanished.