A gal and I started seeing each other a while back and after a couple of months she still balked at anything intimate. When we kissed she would turn her head away and stop it all if it became too passionate. Anytime I tried to touch her in a sexually suggestive manor she would move my hand away and roll her eyes as if to say, "You're not trying that again, are you!"
She was pleasant enough and I enjoyed going out to eat and watching movies with her so I just didn't pursue anything sexual too intently. She invited me to church one time which I turned down and I began to think religious convictions may be responsible for her lack of passion.
She was fairly good looking, just into her thirties, never been married and had a slightly larger than usual butt. It wasn't outrageous, just larger proportion wise than the rest of her. Her boobs were quite small. One evening while working at my computer desk she was standing right beside me with her upper thighs up against the desk. She was wearing tight denim jeans that displayed a nice vagina bulge just above the desktop and I kept imagining what it would look like naked. (I know, that's all us guys think about and look for!)
I leaned back a bit and saw that the jeans also displayed a nice round tight ass. I was getting fairly horny looking at the view and thought to myself, "There's pussy on the other side of that ass!" The more I looked the hornier I became and finally in desperation I grabbed a wooden ruler from the desktop and whacked her left ass cheek. I was expecting her to move back and say something like "Stop That!" but she displayed a small surprised jolt look on her face and just stood there.