When I got home, the urge had subsided to a mild insistence. I had an espresso and smoked a cigarette to make the need to evacuate my bowels irresistible. It worked very well and I ate a handful of saltine crackers to make sure I wouldn't swallow shit on an empty stomach.
By the time I was ready to play, I greatly feared that I might crap my pants because the urge was so strong. I put down the puppy pad in my shower, retrieved my vibrator from my bed room and propped up a mirror opposite of where I intended to play.
I have a glass plate that I have for the past ten years used exclusively for shitting on. I set it on the pad and for some reason chose to poop while standing straight up. The shit was soft from my mostly oatmeal diet in the past week and the first poops left little trails on my legs as it tumbled through the air and onto my plate. Then this porn worthy rope of crap came out of me for what felt like a full minute (But likely wasn't). I got so turned on by the sound and I had to touch myself while I listened to the soft splattering pops of gas trapped in the structure of my shit.
When the rope finally ended I bent over to look at how it coiled perfectly onto the plate and then a short log came out of me and landed outside the puppy pad. I grabbed a wad of toilet paper to clean my asshole and wiped the soiled paper onto my neck. Finally I sat down and glared at my mostly clean skin and relished the anticipation of what I was about to do.
I started with my left tit and covered it completely, then I turned to my right one and covered that. I hadn't originally expected full torso coverage, but my load was surprisingly big so I went for it. I started with my hip bones (always a super erotic spot for me) and I smeared closer to my genitals than I ever have before. The shit was pretty thick on my hips so I smeared up to connect with the patch covering my boobs. I don't have words for how turned on I was, but I applied my vibrator and let myself sink into a sex hormone induced dream while I smeared up my neck and made shitty inroads onto my face.
