A Sensible Prenuptial

Today's Date: _____________.

We the undersigned are now in agreement. Ready to be married. Til death do us part.

(fill in details here)

Signed:_____________

Signed:_____________

Notary:_____________

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"Come on, Harold, how tough can it be? We don't need to pay a Philadelphia lawyer to do this. We can just fill it out ourselves. We're reasonable people, right? And deeply in love. You want to marry me, and I want to marry you. Everything else is just details. Let's give it a try."

"Yes dear."

"Ok! We're off to a good start! Let's keep this thing going..."

"Finances. I've heard it said finances can sometimes be a problem in a marriage. So let's agree to join everything together, your bank account & my credit cards. And then what say you be in charge of income, and I'll be in charge of spending. Seem reasonable?"

"Yes dear."

"Outstanding, Harold. No wonder I fell in love with you -- you're sooo sensible. Ok let's keep going..."

"Children. I guess in this area, since the wife is the one who'll have to bear them, this is an area that should be pretty much left up to me, right?"

"Yes dear."

"Easy! Wow. These are like a couple of the most difficult areas for marital conflict, and we've solved them already! I love you, my sweet sweet man!"

"I love you, too, dear."

"Parents Interference. Now we already know how that can be, don't we, Harold? Your mother is as overprotective as if you were 5 years old and had a girlfriend in kindergarten. So clearly that has to stop. She nursed you up through adolescence, and then monitored your teen 'activities', but there needs to be a line drawn now. She cannot be coming & going in our house, feeding, dressing & undressing you, brushing your teeth & putting you through your bedtime regimen at night. I will be taking over those duties. Nor can she be calling your father to come running over anytime to give you a manly punishing. I will take care of that -- now, what's his phone #? Ok good. And you can be sure I'll insist that he do it every bit as well as when she guides him. And if he doesn't, then he'll answer to me now -- not her! Only thing is, if I'm to take over this duty, then you are the one who needs to break this news to them. Tonight at your bedtime should be soon enough, don't you think, Harold?"

"Oh wow. I dunno, Sweetie. I can't imagine Mommy letting you boss my father around like that. But yes dear, I'll explain it to them tonight at my bedtime. And take their wrath, if it comes to that."

"Hey don't come crying to me tomorrow, though. They're your parents."

"Yes, dear."

"Ok then. That's settled. And it's not like it'll change things all of a sudden. You're still living under their roof til we get married next month. Til then, you're still their good little boy, right? Or not. And if not, your bedtime punishments are still theirs to handle. They can get in all their last licks they want between now and our Wedding Night. And hey, after that she'll still have your father to discipline -- it's not like that becomes my job, well except when he's at our house, that is."

"Yes dear. But I expect he's not going to like being the only one at home now to bear all her bad moods. At least he used to have me there to take half. It has kind of been part of my chores."

"Sucks to be him, then, huh? And he should have seen this day coming. If he had, he might not have let you date me after that first meetup. He got a good dose of how things would be when he got all handsy with me in the restaurant that night. And then no doubt got it again from your mom when they went home. Am I right?"

"Oh yeah. He sure did. How well I remember. She not only doubled down on him, she then made him do the same thing to me, only with manly force as a harsh lesson not to get fresh with a young woman's pert nipples. I totally puked. And my nuts weren't the same for a week!"

"Haha. I bet his weren't either! Served him right. And I suspect that little episode will be a good reminder for him to obey me in our house someday soon."

"Yeah, no doubt for sure."

"Ok then, now... we need to talk about sex."

"Yes, Please!!!"

"Down boy. Now you know we've worked really hard to not give in to our sexual desires, much less let you take my virginity during these two engagement years. So it'd be a shame to cave now, don't you think? So let's keep this conversation above-board for now. No funny stuff. Or as always, I'll report you in a heartbeat to your mother. We good here? Ok. Now... sex..."

..."Harold, I don't really see any good reason for things to change suddenly, just because of a piece or two of paper. The real substance of a couple's sexual interplay is emotional, relational, psychological, and a careful dance, shall we say. So let's not put an inordinate amount of pressure on our Wedding Night. I've been thinking about this, and I really see no reason that you should be allowed to take my virginity immediately, do you? Or am I wrong?"

"Oh. Uh. No, I wouldn't ever say you're wrong Sweetheart. But it is kind of traditional. And well..."

"Well WHAT, Harold? Well WHAT?"

"Well nothing, dear."

"No, go on, say it, Harold! Say what you're thinking. Cuz' I know how you men are. You think just because you're 31 years old and still a virgin living at home under your mommy's roof and your mommy's rules and her occasional mommy-hand-jobs, that suddenly when we tie the knot, I should just immediately take over all those duties?"

"I just thought..."

"I just thought NOTHING, you little twerp! I know what you just thought, Harold, and I can assure you that ain't gonna happen right away, boy. You planned on cashing in on my tight little vagina on that first night, didn't you, Mister? Now you know better than that, Harold. A virginal pussy, one day roughly furry, is to then be courted over time. Kissing will happen. Dating it will happen. Careful grooming is a must. Trimmed at times when it gets out of hand. At times even shaved as a special treat. But Honored at all times. That's a must. And well-studied. You will need hours of study there to understand her. And practice-on. Lots & lots of practice with her. She must be Understood for who she is - a powerful pussy to be reckoned with. And lastly, Reverenced. And then someday, when our relational bond is as 'two-become-one', then I will allow you to do the nasty to me. To her. Once. Don't you agree?"

"Oh geez, dear.. Seriously? Just once?"

"Maybe another one from time to time on special anniversaries. But that's it. Take it or leave it, Harold. Or do you want to remain in your mommy's tender loving care?"

"No. I guess a few will be ok."

"Don't get greedy, Mister. Or I'll take all of them off the table. And don't think I won't."

"Dang. Oh, ok."

"Ok, good, so we're agreed. And well-groomed includes cleaning-out whatever you put into her. And every time. Every single time. Whether you feel like it or not. It's a man's duty. No exceptions."...

"...And, Harold, if you read the recent research, some say YOU should lead in one particular regard. You need to fully know exactly what it will be like for a woman to get a dick jabbed into her body."

"What?"

"Now don't worry. I'm not talking about a real penis, say your father's. Perish the thought. I just mean maybe we'll go buy one when it's time. And that'll also give me the opportunity to feel that exhileration of someday plowing into into someone's body. And I can imagine I'll be just as anxious to strap it on and really fuck you hard, just like you're probably even thinking now about fucking me really hard. Am I right, Harold?"

"Uh, er. Yeah, I am kind of looking forward to that. Soon, though, right?"

"Well that'll be up to you, Harold. Just as soon as you learn how to fully 'become one' with a pussy, or maybe even 'pussies', plural -- you know, in case it becomes necessary. And, as I said, only after you yourself acquire a really good set of experiences, fully knowing how it feels to be the pussy. So when you know how to treat a pussy like a delicate flower, and when you know what it is to revel in your wife's compliments of your skills, and when you've given HER adequate practice at learning to overcome her lustful animal propensities in favor of a much more gentle fucking.... then you can simply ask, and I'll invite you into oneness with my innermost being."...

..."But remember, you first. Court her. Groom her. Date her. Honor her. Study her. Practice on her - but not with your penis, Harold -- your tongue. Understand her. Reverence her. And give me the chance to practice the fucking experience on you a few times. Or how many ever. You know, til I get it right. Til I can control myself. And only do it tenderly. You know, slow-like, in and out, tenderly, while whispering into your ear. This is how a guy SHOULD fuck his wife... Learn that. Experience that a few times til I'm sure you have the hang of it. Then you can fuck me. Fair enough?"

"But Sweetie, that sounds... like... I'd end ip being, uh, kind of a... well, never mind that. At least it sounds like all that'll take a really long time."

"Sure it will, but hey, at least your little guy will be in my tender loving care instead of your mommy's. And I might be more generous with your release schedule than she's been. Mommies can be pretty overprotective when it comes to their boys' chasteys, can't they, Babykins?"

"Oh yes. Please. Please. I need releases. Lots of them. And lots of hand-jobs, if nothing else. Please."

"Good boy; well we'll see. As long as you're a good boy for your new Mommykin next month." ...

..."Btw, have you worked it all out with your mommy, about setting you free from this plastic cage when she gives you away into my Chastity-care at the altar, right? Btw, have you asked her about that yet? You know you promised to do that several weeks ago and you just keep putting it off. You DO want to be freed from her that night, don't you? You're not a little mommy's chastey-boy, are you? Think of all the begging you've had to do for her. Aren't you wanting to beg somebody new for a change, Harold?"...

..."And besides, how else will you get to try on your new little STEEL wedding present that I'll have for you at the altar?"...

..."And unlock it later to let me ballbust your cherry at bedtime?"

..."Ya know, Harold, a lot rides on your mommy agreeing to all this. Else this could be a deal-breaker."...

..."Ask her tonight. Or the wedding's off."

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