A Problem in Topeka
I slipped on ice one morning coming out of my hotel in Topeka, Kansas on my way across the street for breakfast. I fell flatter than piss on a plate on ice that was slipperier than a virgin's crotch. The young woman that was just parking to begin her duties cleaning rooms saw me fall and offered me a helping hand fifty yards back to my room. She introduced herself as Amy Kraft a housekeeper.
I told Amy that I was Jon Taft and started to fidget for the room key, but Amy opened the door with her master key, and after removing the blanket and sheet from the bed, she helped me sit on the edge of the bed and began pulling my legs onto the bed. I saw her blush, as she asked if she could get me some water and ice before saying she'd check on me in an hour or two, and if I needed her, she wrote her cellphone number on a pad and laid it on the nightstand with the TV remote control.
I thanked her and she asked me if I wanted her to call an ambulance to take me to a hospital, and I declined, saying I'd wait for an hour or two before considering my options. The sweet young chick said I may want to go to a massage therapist if I didn't improve soon. She said she had gone to a therapist three times after injuring herself playing soccer when she was a high school senior, and the therapist helped her greatly.
I started to unbuckle my dress slacks when Amy turned and noticed I was never going to get undressed alone and offered to help me. "Here, Jon, let me help," as she took over the buckle and removed my leather belt before lowering my zipper. I was a twenty-five-year-old IBM salesman planning to visit the Kansas Highway Department, and although I was somewhat familiar with women, I'd never had my zipper lowered by a strange girl that I assumed was about 20.
"If you can lift the weight from your butt, Jon, I can pull your pants free and hang them up before helping you get out of your tie and dress shirt."