*Contains Mpreg elements and a bit of magic...*
A PREGGO'S DAY AT THE SPA
The "Mpreg Special" was advertised on the spa's flier, and I required no further convincing. I was huge, hairy, and in desperate need of some pampering. The proprietor was thrilled when I arrived, apparently the first pregnant man to take them up on the offer. I think they gave me an even bigger discount than they'd been planning, as it was absurdly cheap for a whole afternoon's worth of delights.
First, I spent some relaxing time in the steam room. It was co-ed, so I tied a towel just under my bump, which then drooped over the front of the towel by two or three inches. A pretty sexy look, if the locker room mirrors were to be believed. I was alone in the steam at first, but two ladies wrapped in chest-to-mid-thigh towels came in together after five minutes or so. Their eyes went instantly to my giant, hirsute belly, not that I'm complaining nor able to blame them in the least. "First pregnant man?" I asked after about a minute of unbroken stares from both of them. Not minding the attention, I preferred to just go ahead and break the ice, maybe start a nice conversation.
And a nice conversation we had! They were both moms; two kids for one, three for the other. They had questions for the first preggo man they'd encountered, and I loved talking about my pregnancy. We talked bodily changes extensively, their queries ranging from swollen ankles to extra-lustrous hair. I was bigger at 34 weeks into my first gestation than either of them had ever been, interestingly enough. Towards the end of our time together they finally broached the topic of getting a touch in; they were blown away by my hairy, beer belly-looking gut feeling so very firm to the touch. I loved getting my bump rubbed: this spa adventure was already going pretty well for me.
Next was a full body massage with plenty of pleasant-smelling oils. My sore feet, ankles, and hips practically sang with gratitude for the relieving attention they received. The bump, though, was the obvious star of the show. This felt natural given the whole "Mpreg Special" angle, but I pretty quickly picked up on my masseuse's especial interest in my belly. She didn't just cover every square inch, but did so three or four times over. She giggled when the baby kicked where her hands were, and seemed to delight in pushing in on various softer and firmer parts of me.