In this part of this pee story trifecta, I discuss how my sex/pee buddy neighbor and I got even with our landlord after he terminated my neighbor's lease for the pettiest of reasons. It all starts at the beginning of my senior year in college. My girlfriend was out of town with her family and my 20-something nudie neighbor had recently broken up with her latest boyfriend. As both of us were now alone, I went over to her house next door and she let me in for another afternoon of casual sex & pee fun. She told me to get into the bathtub and open my mouth. She emptied her bladder into my mouth and I gulped all her pee down like an ice-cold beer.
I was to pee in her mouth when I had to go, which I did about 20 minutes after she wet my whistles. After some more pee fun, I went home and we went to bed. Little did we know what would hit us like a ton of bricks the next day. After I got back from class, my neighbor met me in the driveway fully clothed. Because she always got naked inside and outside when conversing with me, this struck me as odd. "You have to see this," she said while handing me a piece of paper. I read it over and to my surprise, it was a notice of eviction for her. I was just as dumbfounded as she was; she was to move out by the next week or face arrest.
I asked her if she asked the landlord for the reason of the eviction, she said she just got off the phone with him. "He said it was a 'complicated' reason," she told me, "He said he was 'going along' with it and I should just do the same." Startled, we went inside to think things over; this was the only time I ever saw her keep her clothes on in the house. Later that night, I remembered the landlord was coming for my rent the next day. Because my classes began later than usual that morning, I thought I would take the opportunity to as him why my neighbor was being evicted myself. The next morning came and when I saw the landlord pull into my driveway, I got my rent check and prepared to meet with him.
He rang my doorbell, I gave him my check and invited him in for coffee. He sat down at my kitchen table and I poured him a cup, all the while thinking how I was gonna ask him about my neighbor's pending eviction. We started out talking about the usual stuff you discuss over coffee (the weather, our lives, etc.) About 15 minutes into the conversation, I finally asked the landlord: "So, I hear you're evicting the young lady next door."
He said: "Oh yeah, it's a complicated story; I have no choice but to evict her." That's exactly what he told my neighbor, but I was determined to get to bottom of it.
"Why is it a complicated story?" I asked.
"Well, keep this under your hat," he replied, "but my son - who's about your and her age - asked her out after hearing she broke up with her boyfriend and she turned him down. That's a high offense to me, pal!"
"Are you dating her actually?" he then asked, "She always talks about you, in a good way."
I thought if I said I was dating her, she would get off the hook, but then thought saying "Yes" would get me evicted as well; he said her turning his son down was a high offense, what would he think of a "Yes, we're dating" from me? "No, I got a girlfriend of my own," I said, "but it's nice to know my neighbor thinks highly of me."
"Oh, good, good," the landlord replied. "Well, I gotta run, plenty more checks to collect from my other properties. Sorry for taking a half-hour of your time." I saw him off and went to class... with a secret dirtier than anything my neighbor and I had done.
The night before, I went to a local store that was open late and bought a digital voice recorder, which I turned on and slipped under my shirt before the landlord arrived. I recorded the whole conversation without him suspecting the slightest and was eager to offload it to my laptop, so I could edit the main section of it and play it for my neighbor. I finally had enough time to edit the audio after an exam. When it was done, I exported it onto my phone for later. After class, I got home and waited for my neighbor to get home. When she did, I met her in the driveway and told her: "Do I have something to show you." She invited me into her house, where most of her thing had been packed in boxes.