I recently had to get a physical for a new job I'm starting, but after having been out of work for a few months I don't have insurance or the money to spare. The new job is a great opportunity, and one that could really set me up well in a growing field, department and company all at once. After a week of checking prices, and assuring the new HR department that I understood the requirements, I was certain I'd have to borrow from family just for a physical. Just before the deadline a friend from high school saw my post on Facebook and offered to help.
Sarah's father had been a doctor, and she became a PA, so as luck would have it the girl who I sat next to in freshman algebra would help me out again, a couple of decades later.
She agreed not to bill me, and it would be one of the write-offs that the practice did regularly for tax purposes. I'd come an hour or so before they closed, wait until the last patient left and she went through all end of day paperwork with the office staff, then she and her nurse would be the only ones left. Sarah would go through the complete physical and sign off that day.
I hadn't looked through the paperwork before I got there, assuming it would be pretty standard, but waiting all that time left me bored and my phone's battery was already low. I scanned through height/weight charts, cholesterol and all normal looking stuff until I got to the section's for gender. Women had their own stuff, but men needed a hernia test, and prostate check. I panicked for a few minutes in the empty waiting room, but eventually figured Sarah had seen it all. I had no reason to be embarrassed.
Let me just say now, yes, I have a smaller than average penis. It is around 4.3 inches fully hard, and fairly thin. Over the years I've adapted, and it normally isn't the main issue in my dating life. A few women have been cruel, but more often than not those ones weed out after a month or two. If you don't like it, you won't be around long enough to hurt my feelings. I give great head, and a few women have said I'm perfect for anal. That said, Karen, my college girlfriend used to send me dick pics of her new lovers after we broke up. It was astounding all the massively hung guys she was with, while it took me months to find someone new.
Finally, around 6:30 pm Sarah came to the waiting room and invited me back.
"I'm sorry about the wait, we had a few things to iron out, and the nurse scheduled for this evening ended up having to head out early. On the plus side, that means we can keep this really informal."
Sarah was still just as cute as her Facebook photos. She'd gained a little weight, but most of it was the muscle that women who take care of themselves add. We chatted about old high school friends, where everyone ended up and how the neighborhood has changed while she took blood and ticked her way through the list.
Finally the fun ended.
"Okay, now we're down to the last section. I'm sorry I can't offer for anyone to come help us out, but I'm sure you trust me, right?"
She winked, and asked me to drop my pants.
"Underwear too big guy. We'll be done quick, I promise."
She sat on a stool in front of me, while I slowly dropped my boxer briefs. The room was already cold, and I was embarrassed, so my dick actually shrunk in on itself. There I stood, in whatever the opposite of glory is, with my small package pulled back in like a child's.
"Ummmm. Have you ever been diagnosed as having, a, developmental disorder related to puberty?"
I tried to play it off.
"No it's just cold in here. It'll always rise to the occasion, you know?"
