It's Monday morning and I'm surfing the web for porn. Just using that term gives you a heads up as to my age. I've been retired a few years now and while I'm happy, with all the leisure time I regularly fall victim to temptation. I won't be surprised if the day I die I'm found struck down mid wank.
Today I'm jaded. The porn seems to be getting too hard to fathom. I've found a feed that's vintage styled, closer to cheesecake really, that I keep returning to. My screen saver is a slide shown of vintage black and white pictures of girls in see through baby-doll pajamas. A small pleasure after years of having to use politically correct, Corporate approved, desktops.
While cleaning out my bookmarks folder, I notice a link to a Classifieds site I used some years ago. I remember there was also a Personals section there that had provided some entertaining reading at the time. I clicked the link and the site still exists. I landed on the top level Casual Encounters page.
I begin reading down the advertisements from all over the country:
Dirty Fuckers come on and fuck me 69 style(Husband low sex) (F4MM)
Let me show oldu how to treat real me. (F4M)
Hot(Divorced)wife Need powerful fucker*Need A Big Cock (F4M)
Eating pussy for hours gets me off. (M4F)
I want to lick your buttplug. (M4M)
and so on....
There are some imaginative titles in there as well as some interesting takes on spelling and grammar. I can't quite envision what the "fuck me 69 style" position is, but it would probably be fun attempting. I felt sorry for the charming young thing who had never experienced 'real intermittency', I could probably help out there to. That last gay one makes me shudder. I read a few more and wonder how much is real and how much is imagination and over sexed young wankers sitting at a keyboard. Did I say young?
Impulsively I compose my own ad. What could possibly go wrong?
Casual Encounters > Men Looking for Women.
Member: Mature1953
Title: Any ladies who enjoy erotic role play?
Description: Mature guy would like to correspond with and possibly meet lady who enjoys role play and/or exchanging erotic emails.
Communication contact is via sort of private chat rooms on the website. Notice of new messages is sent once a day to the registered email account.
That night I get an email saying you have 2 new responses to your ad.
I log on and find two messages offering me what I would call retail therapy for Girl Friend Experience services together with a smorgasbord menu of options. There seems to have been quite a bit of price inflation since the days they used to advertise similar services in the local paper.
I hit delete.
The next day there is a message from "Be Naughty With Me".
"Me 37 what is it u would want me to do honey"
Umm. That stumped me. I never really thought that one through.
"Nothing much. Talk dirty? Perhaps start by exchanging erotic stories by email?"
No response.
The next day there is a message from 37 year old Faith:
I :heart emoji: Role Play
Day 3 9:30 AM Me
(Thinks. Interesting coincidence on the ages.)
Hi Faith,
That sounds promising. Amateur or commercial? Erotic email or in person?
2:18 PM Faith
Lol sexually .. role play .. fairly amiture .. lol
& ..hopefully..in person lol
4:15 PM Me
(Thinks - What exactly does 'fairly' amateur imply?)
What sort of role play interests you? I'm new at this and thought it might be an idea to correspond for a bit to get to know a little about each other first. To make it clear I am male 64yo, retired, married, sexually frustrated. I'm still reasonably fit and I like looking at girls. :-)
Not sure where to start, don't want to just dump a whole lot of crude ideas on you. One idea I came up with today watching a bit of the Open Tennis on the Sports Channel is that it is a wonderful excuse to look up girls skirts, but a pity they all tend to wear bike shorts these days rather than panties. LOL. One scenario could be something like you come in hot and bothered from a tennis game, sit back in your chair and I come in, pull your panties down, put my head under your skirt and lick your pussy.
:-P
4:43 PM Faith
Mmmm that just made my pussy tingle reading that.
I have a bit of a family taboo thing at the moment.. Maybe we could pretend I was your daughter or grand daughter and you could explore me even though you know I might tell. You would have to convince me not too.
Very naughty daddy.
Teach me how to suck ur big dick and how to slide it up inside my tight warm pussy
Mmmm
Sorry
I'm really turned on.
Wish you were here.
Day 4 8:15 AM Me
There are 3 new messages from very young looking Asian girls, 2 Korean and one Japanese. They all happen to be here as students and are seeking some money to help them study English. They offer a surprisingly similar experience sheet to select from, in fact the Japanese girl and one of the Korean girls have the same mobile cell phone number. Curious. I wonder what the off the menu 6 hand massage might cost. Would it be worth it?
I delete their messages, and delete my ad.
I wonder, rather uncharitably, how much it will cost to convince Faith not to tell.
8:21 AM, I reply to Faith
Bad girl. I think you should go to your room now and work on your spelling. And I don't want to check in later and find you humping your pillow.
No need to be sorry. I'm not sure about the family thing myself, but satisfactory role play has to run both ways. I must admit to a little dribble myself. :-[
3:27 PM Faith
I think it's prob the first thing that came to mind - due to - there's an age gap right with us? Or..?
What's your current favorite then??
7:11 PM Me
You.
Have we just ratcheted up a notch on relationship?
7:32 PM Me Again
(I've been having distracting thoughts.)
I very nearly sent you a picture of the precum wet spot in my jocks. I've never sexted in my life! I'm not even sure how to spell it.
I'm in a very long term relationship that has aged well but I still get randy sometimes. I'm not looking to jeopardize that. We've been married 38 years. I guess that also makes your scenario plausible. I however don't like gratuitous violence and the only time I ever did something non-consensual was trying to grab a feel in a crowd crush in a department store in 1975.
That doesn't mean I've never liked hard sex. Perhaps I could be your dirty old Uncle Arthur. You've been telling me about learning how to do Brazilian wax jobs at community college and I end up pounding your now smooth pussy. Scenarios of spanking you for being the slutty little brat you are could also work quite well. :-)
A bit of voyeurism rates high on my fetish list. I'm partial to vintage. Stockings really turn me on.
11:44 PM Faith
LOL
Love your message, left me smiling ..
I'd love to meet you
Please don't over think my sinario it's merely the first thing that came to mind
I should probably offer something else, a little variety. LOL